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Base jumper brags his way to jail
His friends know him as "Super Dave."

And if "Super Dave" were as secretive as he was adventurous, he may have avoided a trip to jail.

Check out the entire story then let Dave know what you think!

http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=534467
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You know we love you SD, but this is one really funny/stupid story. 10:00 TV news just reported Super Dave is out of jail tonight...

http://kstp.com/article/stories/S726457.shtml?cat=206

Come on Dave, tell us your side of this story? All the details. Did you make any new friends in Hennipen County? Any plans for the IDS Center or that big ugly building next door? Stay Cool Dude!
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He is a F*CKING RETARD.
He has been banned from his home dz for turning of his cypres and lowpulling.
StupidDave is just that stupid.
I always kind of laughed off his stupid antic's but this was just retarded.
He claims to have had some big plan, and this was all part of it. Bullshit Dave.

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He is a F*CKING RETARD.
He has been banned from his home dz for turning of his cypres and lowpulling.
StupidDave is just that stupid.
I always kind of laughed off his stupid antic's but this was just retarded.
He claims to have had some big plan, and this was all part of it. Bullshit Dave.



LOL tell us how you really feel :P
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He has been banned from his home dz for turning of his cypress and low-pulling.



He wasn't banned from just his home dz for that little stunt.


I hear he's gonna market a video titled:
"Dave's Got Incredible Talent"

or

~ DGIT for short! :D










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He is a F*CKING RETARD.
He has been banned from his home dz for turning of his cypres and lowpulling.
StupidDave is just that stupid.
I always kind of laughed off his stupid antic's but this was just retarded.
He claims to have had some big plan, and this was all part of it. Bullshit Dave.



You totally misunderstand of what he's doing there. see beyond the james bond aspects of what we do realize he did not burn any object or make B A S E jumping a crime. Just give it a couple weeks and you'll see what he's aiming toward.

Can't you see he meant to be caught?
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He is a F*CKING RETARD.
He has been banned from his home dz for turning of his cypres and lowpulling.
StupidDave is just that stupid.
I always kind of laughed off his stupid antic's but this was just retarded.
He claims to have had some big plan, and this was all part of it. Bullshit Dave.



That's one way of saying it. I would just add that the fact he had to brag it up, to the point of getting caught, tells a lot about the guy.

Some people need a lot of external validation, even if it means blazing a prime base site. No way a person with an ego (or alter ego) like Dave can carry a secret like this.

Also, I didn't think he was banned; just grounded. It was very near the end of the season, so it might have been for the balance of the summer. I didn't ask but my guess is it was as much a call to slow down and stop doing stupid shit as it was for going so low in front of a large group of whuffos. Again, that need to not just do stuff, but be seen doing it.

If SD ever takes up swooping, we might as well take up an immediate pool to defray his inevitable medical/funeral expenses.
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He is a F*CKING RETARD.
He has been banned from his home dz for turning of his cypres and lowpulling.
StupidDave is just that stupid.
I always kind of laughed off his stupid antic's but this was just retarded.
He claims to have had some big plan, and this was all part of it. Bullshit Dave.



That's one way of saying it. I would just add that the fact he had to brag it up, to the point of getting caught, tells a lot about the guy.

Some people need a lot of external validation, even if it means blazing a prime base site. No way a person with an ego (or alter ego) like Dave can carry a secret like this.

Also, I didn't think he was banned; just grounded. It was very near the end of the season, so it might have been for the balance of the summer. I didn't ask but my guess is it was as much a call to slow down and stop doing stupid shit as it was for going so low in front of a large group of whuffos. Again, that need to not just do stuff, but be seen doing it.

If SD ever takes up swooping, we might as well take up an immediate pool to defray his inevitable medical/funeral expenses.




I hear they have a few of theses already made up! ;)










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If SD ever takes up swooping, we might as well take up an immediate pool to defray his inevitable medical/funeral expenses.



It's only a matter of time.[:/]You guys might want to start a bounce bingo game up there. And all the winnings can go to that fund.
If he wasn't banned before he should be now.
The sad thing about this whole story is how Dave started as a reckless jumper, than started to chill out a bit and people start liking him and saying how heads up he's getting and safer. Then he goes and starts low pulling and trying to get busted base jumping and shows everyone how much of an idiot he is.
And then AFTER getting busted claims he has some master plan thats going to play out in the next two weeks.
In my opinion he's a Idiot. And a sad one at that.
Reason #174 I'm glad I moved.
Thats all.
Peace.

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Reason #174 I'm glad I moved.
Thats all.
Peace.



Can I see the rest of the list.
" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

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I hear they have a few of theses already made up! ;)



I read a lot on these forums about newer skydivers that need to do everything quickly and loudly, and unfortunately come across them occasionally under incidents when they refuse to heed good advice.

Must be a character trait that some people just can't handle the normal pace of anything; even something that is already shitloads of fun and excitement. Dave seems to have this issue.

It's not that I think he is a bad person (though that Barak thong around the bonfire was a bit over the top - again with the everybody look at me thing), I just wish he was a bit safer.
" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

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