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Why The Clarksville and ASC DZ's are such Happy places to Skydive

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If any one of my friends honestly believes that it was my intent to insult them by sending them this page then they are very very heterophobic.

Noone is above being the centre of a joke. Man, woman, gay, straight, bi, muslim, christian, atheist, skydiver, wuffo, young old, ... It's a joke. Get over it :p

P.S.: If anyone would like to write a joke on my account feel free to do so, as long as you respect all basic human rights (like I do).
I understand the need for conformity. Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense. -David Thorne

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Not all gay people are sex-freaks.



They're not?

;)

Bummer, I was thinking of converting for the 4 times daily orgy.
" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

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Maybe this is why the Clarksville DZ is such a "Happy and Fun" DZ! :Shttp://www.ascskydiving.com/gayskydiving.html



Is that where the "fifth attachment point" was invented? :D:D:D

That page has been up for several years. Still funny as shit today.


You did notice that the photos they used seem to be focused on the "sex-crazed" slant of gay stereotypes: naked skydiving, camping naked, guy with the phallic beer bottle, limp-wristed toggle technique, plus references like "Our staff of Gay friendly (very friendly) jumpmasters will make your first time one that you will never forget." Seriously, just take out the word "jumpmasters" and substitute "assmasters" and it would fit right in with the rest of the message.

They just don't get it. Not all gay people are sex-freaks.


don't get it? hah! i can ASSure you that the gay skydivers at ASC "get it" every night!

denete, seems like you've spent a fair bit of time studying the site, are you ready to take the plunge?

chuck and the boys will show you a good time, come see us!
well im not a skyride fan by any means, but this sport is and always has been rich in moraly questionable behavior. -parabuteo

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

That is funny!

And for any IDIOT that wants to call me a bigot, one of my very good friends is a gay ex skydiver.



How good a friend is he? are you proud to know a gay person?

my brother's fiancee's sister's best friend know a gay guy too!
well im not a skyride fan by any means, but this sport is and always has been rich in moraly questionable behavior. -parabuteo

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Like the title says, I've finally figured out what's wrong with sLyride, they're sissies! I always thought there was something that was just not right about those folks, I guess now we know, and the best part is that I may be wrong, but it looks like Chuck Owen swooping in for a landing! Maybe this is why the Clarksville DZ is such a "Happy and Fun" DZ! :Shttp://www.ascskydiving.com/gayskydiving.html



you have a problem with homosexuals and their right to skydive?

what a bigot!

I guess I need to ask you why are you defending Homosexuals? Aren't you in the Army? How would you CO react if he knew you are on here defending the lifestyle of Homosexuals?;)


right you are jeff, he is defending homosexuals, and skydiving, and you and me. deployed, in a combat zone.

we miss you robert!
well im not a skyride fan by any means, but this sport is and always has been rich in moraly questionable behavior. -parabuteo

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right you are jeff, he is defending homosexuals, and skydiving, and you and me. deployed, in a combat zone.

we miss you robert!


I will say that being that he is doing that, All kidding and sLyride fighting aside, I totally respect him for being over there as well as everyone else that's over there and I will NEVER say anything on here or elsewhere that will be negative about Military personnel's service and/or postion in our military. I was on alert for Libia and Grenada, but never went, so my hat's off to each and everyone that's deployed. I Thank everyone of them for that!
The whole point is directed at sLyride and someone wishes to defend sLyride, well, that's their problem, I'm only here to educate them.
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Dude stop whining and get on an airplane and jump. 15 years in the sport and 488 jumps? Thats like 33 a year. Why are you even talking about skydiving when you don't even really participate? If I were you, I'd spend a lot more time at a real DZ instead on playing make believe skydiver on an internet forum complaining about a DZ.
If you hate skyride so much, go secure an airport buy 6 $11,000 tandem rigs and $500,000 airplane and compete with them. That would require that you actually jump more that 33 times a year, which you might not like, but beats whining about something you can't control on an internet forum. get a life

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Dude stop whining and get on an airplane and jump. 15 years in the sport and 488 jumps? Thats like 33 a year. Why are you even talking about skydiving when you don't even really participate? If I were you, I'd spend a lot more time at a real DZ instead on playing make believe skydiver on an internet forum complaining about a DZ.
If you hate skyride so much, go secure an airport buy 6 $11,000 tandem rigs and $500,000 airplane and compete with them. That would require that you actually jump more that 33 times a year, which you might not like, but beats whining about something you can't control on an internet forum. get a life


No whining here, just helping sLyride advertise.:P
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Jumpdude... your dreams may be coming true and there is hope for you yet!!

Clicky



OOOHHHHH Boy!:o


i wouldnt recommend opening your mouth to that well known 'O' shape you love so much just yet... he hasnt made it law yet
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right you are jeff, he is defending homosexuals, and skydiving, and you and me. deployed, in a combat zone.

we miss you robert!


I will say that being that he is doing that, All kidding and sLyride fighting aside, I totally respect him for being over there as well as everyone else that's over there and I will NEVER say anything on here or elsewhere that will be negative about Military personnel's service and/or postion in our military. I was on alert for Libia and Grenada, but never went, so my hat's off to each and everyone that's deployed. I Thank everyone of them for that!
The whole point is directed at sLyride and someone wishes to defend sLyride, well, that's their problem, I'm only here to educate them.



all i ever ask and all i will ever ask for is for you not to bring up my military career, my commanding officers, or my military in a bad way...

aside from that, you can get as personal as you want to (no, i will NOT send you naked pictures, stop asking!) just dont try to make it sound like im using the military as a backing force. its all me... everone i talk to knows that

miss you too lance! ill be back soon enough, cant wait for the next christmas party... maybe ill even play 40 hands too!

skydive iraq!
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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the guys i jump with can do or say whatever they want... its their life...

as for my CO finding out? ill tell him... maybe when i see him at the dropzone we both jump at

again, why were you spidering the asc website? trying to find something to talk shit about again? has it already been too long?


I am always watching the sLyride sites, probably as much as they watch mine. Just like this one, can you explain why they are selling gift certificates for scuba diving for Great White Sharks in Clarksville, here's the site, http://www.luxergy.com/Clarksville_Tennessee/Clarksville_shark_expedition.htm
Oh wait, maybe that means Skydiving with Sharks!


Do they offer shark fucking? :|
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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If you hate skyride so much, go secure an airport buy 6 $11,000 tandem rigs and $500,000 airplane and compete with them.



Already being done. :ph34r:
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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all i ever ask and all i will ever ask for is for you not to bring up my military career, my commanding officers, or my military in a bad way...

aside from that, you can get as personal as you want to (no, i will NOT send you naked pictures, stop asking!) just dont try to make it sound like im using the military as a backing force. its all me... everone i talk to knows that

Like I said, I won't slam someone's military affiliation, I have total respect for anyone doing that, and, No, I don't know your CO, so don't worry, you little secret is safe with me... ;)
Basically, you are trying to put yourself in a position of being the mouthpiece for sLyride and you really need to be sure you want to go there. Like I said in the other thread, all that evidence can't be wrong. Turn a blind eye if you choose. You will have to live with your decision.
Refuse to Lose!!!
Failure is NOT an option!
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Nashvilleskydiving.org

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The gay website is hillarious. Its been around for years (just like jumpdudes mom). It was made as a joke an is a fine example of the way we make fun of each other and have a good time. I would have to say it is exactly why Clarksville and ASC DZ's are such happy places to skydive. Thanks for pointing that out Jeff. Also thanks for making yourself look like a complete tool for being a dumb little punk to one of our fine military representatives over a joke web site. I especially love the part where you are going to tell his CO. Hey why dont you tell his mommy too while you are at it. I'm sure his CO would give a flying fuck what you have to say.

The way you search the net for ASC and skyride propaganda, between your world of warcraft game and your beastiality porn, is quite pathetic. The only thing more pathetic(besides your genetics) is the way you get on here and try to call people into arguing with you. Your post has barely been up a day and you are whining like a school boy bitch "where are all the slyride supporters" "lone ranger" and blah blah blah. Well here is the answer. Most of us dont watch this site 24 hrs a day. Also we usually ignore post like that because its obvious you just want a response. So the best way to piss you off is to ignore it.
Robert, (aka: theonlyski) is a grown ass man and doesnt need yours and billys guidance to make decisions. I mean lets be honest, if your life and your success is a reflection of the standard in decision making........ then God knows I want to be wrong!
Why dont you ask robert how many times he has been ripped off at our DZ. Ask him how many other people he has seen ripped off. Ask him how many people he has seen intentionally fucked over. Ask him how many "sharks" work at that DZ. Robert hangs out with us and is accepted at our DZ as much as someone with 10,000 jumps. Jeff, If you think you are going to be some moral missionary, or some kind of false principle prophet and steer some jumper away from his friends and his home DZ, well......................you obviously have a inflated sense of persuasion and dont understand anything about loyalty or friendship. Which doesnt surprise me. I would be shocked if a rat like you had any friends at all.
So you wanted to know where all the "slyride" supporters are? Now you know where all the Clarksville supporters are! So before you start educating people on skydiving and DZ politics maybe you should support skydiving by joining the USPA and actually jumping. Before you start calling people out on a internet forum and trying to put them down maybe you should educate yourself in a book or a school, Because the 3 "supporters" on here have more education and teeth than your entire family tree................Now sir you have been officially "fucked" by a shark. Have a nice day

robert stay safe but keep the safety off. ;)

I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll burn your fucking packing tent down.

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Well I guess it worked, now he's not the Lone Ranger afterall, his buddies came out to play! Yeehaa! I don't need a club like USPA to tell me whether or not I can jump and as I've said before, I have never said anything guaging someone's ability as jumpers and I'm not in DZ politics. The only thing I'm here to do is to do my part to get the word out about how crooked sLyride is. AGAIN, I say, surely, all that evidence can't be wrong.....

You just couldn't resist the temptation, could you????;);)

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

That is funny!

And for any IDIOT that wants to call me a bigot, one of my very good friends is a gay ex skydiver.



How good a friend is he? are you proud to know a gay person?

my brother's fiancee's sister's best friend know a gay guy too!


A very good friend! Same as i said before. Try reading. Does this whole thing bother you? I didnt mean to hurt yours or any of your slyride friends:S Btw i am married and have 3 kids. Maybe i am just a closet freek:S.
Nothing opens like a Deere!

You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

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I have my own opinions about the whole skyride issue.. But I have jumped with these guys at outlaw field. (Good friend I was visiting lives in the traffic pattern) Overall, Not a bad place to jump. The only thing I didnt like is the fact the packing area is the lobby of the airport, but hey I could deal with that. I know they put me and a friend up on a load that only had like 6 people on it without waiting to fill the kingair. Thought that was pretty cool. Unfortunatly I only got 2 jumps in that day due to mechanical issues with the plane, but hey that happens:( I am a military pilot and totally understand how that could happen. To be honest I wasnt too happy about going to a dropzone afffiliated with them, but "I" had no issues and even shared a beer with a few of the staff that afternoon. So after all this rambling I guess I just wanted to say "I" had a good time and am aware of skyrides buisness practices and dont agree with them. Oh I have jumped with people on both sides of this argument and all were cool to me!:)

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