My single worst experience of how political the sport can get came when I was serving as a conscript in the SA airforce, back in 1992. To cut a long rant short, I managed to get a slot on a junior 4-way team(3 paratroopers and me), competing in the Army national championships that year. Traditionalyy the winners of the senior and junior events would be sent to the "Real" civilian nationals. We managed to win the junior event. It was also the first time that a team from my area of the country had won the event, beating the favorites from up north and all sorts of recon brigades.
Unfortunatly that was when politics reared its ugly head, the powers that were felt that it was not "representational"(sic) that a mixed services team be sent to nationals and so only the seniors went that year. This was quite a frigging let-down, to say the least. This is a skydivng related story, but the politics in this case were inter service.
We were also entitled to jackets with military "colours" for this achievement , but we never got them either.
I felt really bad for my teammates, they were professional soldiers and I was just a conscript, it was totally my fault that they missed out on going to the champs and also their "colours"( in yank terms it would be a Letter jacket for sports)
It was a bit of a wake up call for me as to how things work in the real world.
I have also seen waaay to much DZ politics in my long and checkered career, I never ever get involved if I can help it.
And anyone who has ever attended a general meeting of the sports governing body will tell you that things can get really ugly at a National level too.
Check your ego's at the beer line boys.
Unfortunatly that was when politics reared its ugly head, the powers that were felt that it was not "representational"(sic) that a mixed services team be sent to nationals and so only the seniors went that year. This was quite a frigging let-down, to say the least. This is a skydivng related story, but the politics in this case were inter service.
We were also entitled to jackets with military "colours" for this achievement , but we never got them either.
I felt really bad for my teammates, they were professional soldiers and I was just a conscript, it was totally my fault that they missed out on going to the champs and also their "colours"( in yank terms it would be a Letter jacket for sports)
It was a bit of a wake up call for me as to how things work in the real world.
I have also seen waaay to much DZ politics in my long and checkered career, I never ever get involved if I can help it.
And anyone who has ever attended a general meeting of the sports governing body will tell you that things can get really ugly at a National level too.
Check your ego's at the beer line boys.
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cutaway1 3
I read in an interview with Jack Jeffries, the champion jumper, when asked what was the most important thing about jumping he had learned with all of his experience and years in the sport, he replied, "it is all play, all of it", I think it is crucial that we remember that we do this for fun. Like kids in a sand box, some kids will always kick sand at other kids, generally because, for whatever reason, they are very unhappy individuals, don't let it spoil your day. At out DZ we have some malcontents, that always bad mouth others all the time, they are booring, unimagitive, and generally ignored. It has been said over and over, if you stay in this sport for along time, it is the unique collection of people you meet that keeps you coming back. Skydivers are a different breed and some of the most interesting people I've ever met.
Aloha,
Tim
Aloha,
Tim
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udder 0
most of the guys hanging round at the DZ that are older dont have wives or families. though many have ex-wives... thank god im 19

"In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E
riggerrob 643
and its not the guy wearing the World Team t-shirt 

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Even funnier when that ratty, ten-year-old "World Team" T-shirt stretches to hide a beer gut!
Hah!
Hah!
riggerrob 643
I just spent the last ten days at a small DZ and heard enough politics to last me a lifetime!
My response to most of them was:
"I don't care."
"I am not high enough up the totem pole to change that."
As for the nosey DZO who keeps asking about who is screwing who: "Butt out! You have as much need-to-know about my sex life as I need-to-know about yours."
Since I am never going to crawl into bed with your fat ass, your need-to-know about my sex life = zero!
My response to most of them was:
"I don't care."
"I am not high enough up the totem pole to change that."
As for the nosey DZO who keeps asking about who is screwing who: "Butt out! You have as much need-to-know about my sex life as I need-to-know about yours."
Since I am never going to crawl into bed with your fat ass, your need-to-know about my sex life = zero!
I read in an interview with Jack Jeffries, the champion jumper, when asked what was the most important thing about jumping he had learned with all of his experience and years in the sport, he replied, "it is all play, all of it", I think it is crucial that we remember that we do this for fun. Like kids in a sand box, some kids will always kick sand at other kids, generally because, for whatever reason, they are very unhappy individuals, don't let it spoil your day. At out DZ we have some malcontents, that always bad mouth others all the time, they are booring, unimagitive, and generally ignored. It has been said over and over, if you stay in this sport for along time, it is the unique collection of people you meet that keeps you coming back. Skydivers are a different breed and some of the most interesting people I've ever met.
Aloha,
Tim
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Thanks Tim~
..... that about sums it all up!
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
Aloha,
Tim
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Thanks Tim~
..... that about sums it all up!
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
riggerrob 643
The worst gossip occurs when people get stuck at the DZ during windy or wet days.
If you have enough energy to gossip, you have enough energy to give a packing lesson to a junior jumper.
If you don't know enough to teach packing, you have enough energy for a run around the airfield, or a visit to the gym.
Now if you will excuse me, I am going to hide behind a sewing machine.
If you have enough energy to gossip, you have enough energy to give a packing lesson to a junior jumper.
If you don't know enough to teach packing, you have enough energy for a run around the airfield, or a visit to the gym.
Now if you will excuse me, I am going to hide behind a sewing machine.
thats also called alzheimers hun, and happens in people your age.................
call me......if you can remember the number...
Asshole.
I think I'll just call your blonde and better half. She's a lot prettier than you.
rl
P.S. You are my age, you asshole. And it's your turn to call me. Or did you forget?