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[billvon 3,131]

I was losing track of all the distractions/excuses over the Epstein scandal, so I created a master Distraction Excuse List so I could more easily figure out what a given Trump supporter/pedophile protector was talking about:

1) Revoke Rosie O'Donnell's citizenship! Talk about THAT!

2) Arrest Beyonce for supporting Kamala Harris!  

3) But . . . but . . . her emails . . .

4) Hunter's laptop!  LAPTOP LAPTOP LAPTOP!

5) Obama!  Arrest him for TREASON!  Something something TREASON!

6) There is no list.

7) OK there's a list but I'm only mentioned because Obama wrote it.

8) OK there's a list but I'm not on it!  If I was, dems would have released it by now.

9) Epstein stole MY girls so I kicked him out.

10) Epstein was a crook so I kicked him out.

11) I got rides with him on the Lolita Express but that was IT.

12) I had nothing to do with him, ever.

13) A dem won't release the list!  It's their fault, not mine!

14) It was the Clintons, or Obama, or Schiff - not me!

Any I am missing?
 

[JoeWeber 2,967]

Just now, billvon said:

I was losing track of all the distractions/excuses over the Epstein scandal, so I created a master Distraction Excuse List so I could more easily figure out what a given Trump supporter/pedophile protector was talking about:

1) Revoke Roseanne Barr's citizenship! Talk about THAT!

2) Arrest Beyonce for supporting Kamala Harris!  

3) But . . . but . . . her emails . . .

4) Hunter's laptop!  LAPTOP LAPTOP LAPTOP!

5) Obama!  Arrest him for TREASON!  Something something TREASON!

6) There is no list.

7) OK there's a list but I'm only mentioned because Obama wrote it.

8) OK there's a list but I'm not on it!  If I was, dems would have released it by now.

9) Epstein stole MY girls so I kicked him out.

10) Epstein was a crook so I kicked him out.

11) I got rides with him on the Lolita Express but that was IT.

12) I had nothing to do with him, ever.

13) A dem won't release the list!  It's their fault, not mine!

Any I am missing?
 

The only chick I ever banged on the Lolita express was Melania, I'm pretty sure, but it was dark.

[Phil1111 1,192]

27 minutes ago, billvon said:

I was losing track of all the distractions/excuses over the Epstein scandal, ....

Any I am missing?
 

You're missing the concept that so many conspiracies and distractions can be floating around in the vacuum of a MAGA brain all at the same time. This needs scientific study.

[Phil1111 1,192]

40 minutes ago, billvon said:

I was losing track of all the distractions/excuses over the Epstein scandal, so I created a master Distraction Excuse List so I could more easily figure out what a given Trump supporter/pedophile protector was talking about:....

Any I am missing?
 

Stupid republicans are falling for the Epstein hoax.

“Their new SCAM is what we will forever call the Jeffrey Epstein Hoax, and my PAST supporters have bought into this “bull——,” hook, line, and sinker,”

[BIGUN 1,500]

1 hour ago, billvon said:

Any I am missing?

You missed quite a few, Bill:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_conspiracy_theories_promoted_by_Donald_Trump

 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[billvon 3,131]

7 minutes ago, BIGUN said:

You missed quite a few, Bill:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_conspiracy_theories_promoted_by_Donald_Trump

 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Thanks!  I can compare that to his recent distraction claims.

[thelivo 20]

22 hours ago, billvon said:

1) Revoke Roseanne Barr's citizenship! Talk about THAT!

What? I thought they loved her?

[billvon 3,131]

2 hours ago, thelivo said:

What? I thought they loved her?

You're right!  It's actually Rosie O'Donnell.  Tweet: "Because of the fact that Rosie O’Donnell is not in the best interests of our Great Country, I am giving serious consideration to taking away her Citizenship.  She is a Threat to Humanity, and should remain in the wonderful Country of Ireland, if they want her. GOD BLESS AMERICA!”

[nigel99 641]

Tariffs, trade deficits, I’ll sue you.