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Portland finds a way. Close down her strip clubs, and dancers will do delivery.

That’s what’s happening at the Lucky Devil Lounge at 633 S.E. Powell Blvd. The club was forced to close with Gov. Kate Brown’s mandate to stem the spread of coronavirus, but the order does allow food establishments to offer take-out or delivery.

And thus was born club owner Shon Boulden’s newest business: Boober Eats.

The home delivery service, in which a pair of scantily clad strippers will deliver hot food to your door, started as a joke Boulden posted on social media. When people began seriously inquiring about orders, Boulden saw potential.

So, while the rest of Portland was hoarding toilet paper and pasta, he bought out one local store’s stock of pasties.

From 7 p.m. to 1 a.m., Boober Eats is offering the full menu from the Lucky Devil Lounge at the same prices. Delivery rates are generally $30, but vary depending on distance from the lounge.

 

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Louisiana pastor has a different take on coping.

Jebus will save all.He will punish the devil liberals in Portland.

"A Louisiana church hosted more than 1,800 people at its Sunday morning service, going against state and federal guidelines for social distancing to hold the service.

Pastor Tony Spell says the Life Tabernacle Church in Central believes in the “healing hand of Jesus,” even through an aggressive global pandemic.

Throughout the service, parishioners were seen touching each other and closely gathering, with very few of them wearing masks or gloves.

Twenty-six buses were used to pick people up from around the Baton Rouge area to take them to church.

Spell said if anyone in his congregation is infected with the virus, he will “heal them through God.”

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6 hours ago, Phil1111 said:

Spell said if anyone in his congregation is infected with the virus, he will “heal them through God.”

I think he's about to get an object lesson in healing.  Tough to have a church when there's no one to pass the plat to.  Darwin was right.

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6 hours ago, gowlerk said:

That's because the tend to be more than a little smarter. Which is part of the reason conservatives hate them so much.

Possibly. It might also be owing to our spending less time concerned with how much everyone else is getting.

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