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gee, i guess i would rather live where it is hot as hell, swarming with bugs, and your dog can eaten by an aligator. i have traveled to 47 states, and california is the best, but yes, i do have a house in florida too...


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gee, i guess i would rather live where it is hot as hell, swarming with bugs, and your dog can eaten by an aligator.



Everybody would. I mean, really, how can you live in a place with no gators. It gives a place some character. How can people say the Cal is a great place to live if the climate is too hostile for bugs to survive? I totally agree with ya.

I did put in a positive word the other day. My friend came back from Cal and said that the guys had really small penises. She said she went skinny-dipping in the ocean with these two hetero guys (imagine, both of them in the same spot ;)) and they were both really small. I said that was because the ocean water was cold, not like the warm Gulf and it was just shrinkage. :ph34r:

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San Francisco had a gator in the 90s. It took weeks to confirm it really existed, find it, and catch it.

More of the ex pet persuasion though.



San Fran also had an emperor for a while too. The guy who tried to corner the market on rice and lost everything. He even printed his own money and issued proclamations.

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Right On Dude!! ti's El PeludoB|
Hey' man. grew up with ( don't trash it till ya' live it!):ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: We; I say, WE LOCAL folk. have been stereo typed a long time. :S:S:S
crazy as it seem's ...... we find this to be a benefit and bad side to west coast society. IN my neighborhood; over or close to 5 languages are spoken. This has not been a problem and our neighbor's are hard working folk. I; say not a problem, because;we are here living, TOGETHER AS A COMMUNITY and working toward's our AMERICAN DREAM.:):):)
Certainly feel's GOODB|B|B| ..to hear, the children laugh and giggle, as their parent's (like me) feel good to share conversation ... as our children play. This is good/great
El Peludo B| LOCAL CALIFORNIAN
p.s. I love the desert and it's climate..... not the LA smog bank......:ph34r:

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