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The story of California

The Europeans who came to the US initially were either losers or malcontents.

If you couldn’t get along with others (probably because of being a religious wacko), you put on an odd hat and sailed. These people are now famous as the pilgrims.

I don’t think anyone who was fabulously wealthy thought to themselves, “Hey, let’s chuck all this and go live in the woods.” It was the people who had nothing and figured they could have just as much material wealth, plus bears.

All these people landed on the Eastern area. As it became more populated, people who had sank to the bottom of the financial food chain crossed over a few mountains to seek freedom in the Midwest and farm.

As farmland became less available, the people without farming skills (hoe operation) headed further west and eventually had to stop at the ocean.

Social Darwinism. The distillation of the original set of immigrants like a fine wine. :ph34r:

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The distillation of the original set of immigrants like a fine wine.

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Sounds more like you're saying the dregs kept moving west until they couldn't. (not my view)
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I moved here in my constant quest for huge, fake boobs.



You're in California -- I'm sure you could have some of your own installed :o

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There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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I moved here in my constant quest for huge, fake boobs.



It is important to have goals. Some people lack the motivation to identify what is important and then pursue it.

I, too, have long been a supporter of boobs if only for the common good. Many times, women measure too much of their self-esteem from their looks. If we (the caring few) did not stare at their boobs, imagine the consequences. Rampant depression, women on spa roofs with rifles shooting postal workers.

We are out there saving the lives of complete strangers. Is that beautiful or what?

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I remember seeing an article about a guy who did this not too long ago. And no, not in that transexual "I dress like a woman" way. Just a regular guy, with fake boobs. Weird.

And slightly disturbing, quite frankly.



I guess everyone's got to have something to spend their money on. Whatever floats your boat...I guess. :S

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If we (the caring few) did not stare at their boobs, imagine the consequences. Rampant depression, women on spa roofs with rifles shooting postal workers.



I'm ready to do my part at the Emerald Coast Skydiving Center on the beach this weekend for Memorial Day! B|

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I remember seeing an article about a guy who did this not too long ago. And no, not in that transexual "I dress like a woman" way. Just a regular guy, with fake boobs. Weird.

And slightly disturbing, quite frankly.



That guy was on the Man Show last year. He was doing it on the basis of a bet. He wouldn't let anyone touch them though. :D

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If we (the caring few) did not stare at their boobs, imagine the consequences. Rampant depression, women on spa roofs with rifles shooting postal workers.



I'm ready to do my part at the Emerald Coast Skydiving Center on the beach this weekend for Memorial Day! B|



All I can say is, bless you. Another addition to the unsung heroes that are out there helping women feel appreciated. Our motto - "Staring, it's not just for stalkers anymore" :)

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I moved here in my constant quest for huge, fake boobs.



Ah, but don't everyone make the mistake of confusing LA for California. Up here we have hairy armpits instead. And all the barely or totally undressed people at the beach are men, and old men at that.

(I so wish a few things were different about SoCal so I could go back)

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I moved here in my constant quest for huge, fake boobs.



It is important to have goals. Some people lack the motivation to identify what is important and then pursue it.

I, too, have long been a supporter of boobs if only for the common good. Many times, women measure too much of their self-esteem from their looks. If we (the caring few) did not stare at their boobs, imagine the consequences. Rampant depression, women on spa roofs with rifles shooting postal workers.

We are out there saving the lives of complete strangers. Is that beautiful or what?



Hey, I'm only in the midwest but I'm doing my part!
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More fun from the land of fruits, nuts, and flakes...

I was driving next to a middle aged guy in a Civic with tinted windows, and when he rolled down the window to flick out his cigarette, I noticed he had a large marijuana plant in the front passenger seat.

Only in Long Beach, I swear.
"I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

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More fun from the land of fruits, nuts, and flakes...

I was driving next to a middle aged guy in a Civic with tinted windows, and when he rolled down the window to flick out his cigarette, I noticed he had a large marijuana plant in the front passenger seat.

Only in Long Beach, I swear.



When I was in Berkeley in 1977 there were marijuana plants growing in the window boxes of the police station. But then, Berkeley is an independent republic.
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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

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The typical cynical California attitude. Obviously caused by the intake of too much guacamole and tofu.


I don't like eating either of those two items... :ph34r:

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I can help though. PM me nekkie pics and we'll discuss them. :)



Okay..."Mr. Helpful."

No nekkie pics here...:)

Also, my "girls" are...ahem...homegrown. End of discussion. :P

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Is that beautiful or what?



Or what.

:ph34r:



The typical cynical California attitude. Obviously caused by the intake of too much guacamole and tofu. I can help though. PM me nekkie pics and we'll discuss them. :)



Gaucamole is great, i dont know what the hell you are talking about.

It is ok though. I would be jealous if I lived anywhere but here too. :)

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Is that beautiful or what?



Or what.

:ph34r:



The typical cynical California attitude. Obviously caused by the intake of too much guacamole and tofu. I can help though. PM me nekkie pics and we'll discuss them. :)



Gaucamole is great, i dont know what the hell you are talking about.

It is ok though. I would be jealous if I lived anywhere but here too. :)


Ever make it down to Long Beach, I will show you great guacamole and pisco margaritas. Little place called La Palapa right on the beach where I live. Yum. Hiccup.
"I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

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