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peacefuljeffrey

If you ever liked Mystery Science Theater 3000

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I found a movie I had never heard of, called The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra that is a modern production of the kind of cheesy, horribly written and horribly acted science fiction films of the '50s.

It's hilariously funny. The dialogue is deliberately written to be laughable, and the special effects are deliberately made to be unconvincingly bad.

I couldn't stop laughing when I watched it. It's like one of those movies they watched on Mystery Science Theater 3000, but this one makes fun of itself -- no one has to make comments on the side! :D

Have you seen it? You should.

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-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

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In the not too distant future,
Next Sunday A.D.
There was a guy named Joel,
Not too different from you or me.

He worked at Gizmonic Institute,
Just another face in red jump suit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn't like him & they shot him into space!


We'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst we can find...(la! la! la!)
He'll have to sit & watch them all,
Then we'll monitor his mind...(la! la! la!)

Now keep in mind Joel can't control,
When the movies begin & end...(la! la! la!)
Because he used those special parts,
To make his robot friends --

ROBOT ROLL CALL (Let's Go!)

Cambot (Pan Left!)
Gypsy (Hi Girls!)
Tom Servo (Hi Tall Guy!)
Crooooooow (I'm The Wisecracker!)

If you're wondering how he eats & breathes,
And other science facts...(la! la! la!)
Then repeat to yourself its just a show,
I should really just relax...For Mystery Science Theater
3000....... Mike

In the not too distant future
Way down in Deep Thirteen
Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank
Were hatching an evil scheme

They hired a temp by the name of Mike
Just a regular Joe they didn't like
Their experiment needed a good test case
So they conked him on the noggin and they shot him into space
(Mike: "Get me DOWWWN!")

We'll send him cheesy movies
The worst we can find (LA LA LA)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind

Now keep in mind Mike can't control
Where the movies begin or end (LA LA LA)
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends

ROBOT ROLL CALL
Cambot! ("Show yourself!")
Gypsy! ("I'm not ready!")
Tom Servo! ("Hello there!")
Croooow! ("That's one 'o'!")

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (LA LA LA)
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show
I should really just relax for Mystery...Science...Theater...3000!
(twang!)


--"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

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I couldn't stop laughing when I watched it. It's like one of those movies they watched on Mystery Science Theater 3000, but this one makes fun of itself -- no one has to make comments on the side!

Have you seen it? You should.



Netflix had it, I just watched it.

Sorry, PJ, but it wallows in a vast sea of lameness!

Maybe the mystery science theater guys could have made it funny for me to watch, but I thought it was really just plain awful.
People are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am

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