turtlespeed 226 #1 May 1, 2016 Come Back Paul Ryan! From the correspondents dinner: One can only assume he is talking referring to the candidates . . . Quoteteak or fish The meal choice at the White House Correspondents' Dinner can be a difficult one, especially when presented with only two options: steak or fish. Some Republicans in attendance, Obama said, had some trouble with the options. "Asked if you wanted steak or fish, a whole bunch of you wrote in Paul Ryan,” Obama said, a veiled hit on Republican primary voters. “That's not an option folks — steak or fish. You may not like steak or fish, but that's your choice." I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeorgiaDon 380 #2 May 1, 2016 Yet another reason why I can't support Republicans, they have absolutely no sense of humor and can't recognize a joke when it hits them over the head. Don_____________________________________ Tolerance is the cost we must pay for our adventure in liberty. (Dworkin, 1996) “Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.” (Yeats) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gowlerk 2,277 #3 May 1, 2016 GeorgiaDonYet another reason why I can't support Republicans, they have absolutely no sense of humor and can't recognize a joke when it hits them over the head. Don Rs can't recognize a joke? I guess that goes a long way to explaining their "Presumptive Nominee".Always remember the brave children who died defending your right to bear arms. Freedom is not free. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #4 May 1, 2016 I've only watched half of it so far, but I like him thanking Joe Biden for not shooting anyone in the face. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #5 May 1, 2016 After watching Obama, do not watch Wilmore. Holy crap. Wilmore's jokes may have landed somewhere outside the room, but absolutely missed the crowd at the venue. I felt bad watching him bomb so badly.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #6 May 1, 2016 I watched Wilmore last night, then watched Obama this morning. That was definitely the preferred order."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 May 1, 2016 GeorgiaDonYet another reason why I can't support Republicans, they have absolutely no sense of humor and can't recognize a joke when it hits them over the head. Don Evidently the it only is strong in you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #8 May 2, 2016 >Evidently the it only is strong in you. The it? Perhaps the it chose the teak. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 May 3, 2016 billvon >Evidently the it only is strong in you. The it? Perhaps the it chose the teak. I can't stand it when I type something and the tablet changes it when I hit enter.The Irony*I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #10 May 3, 2016 "Evidently the "irony" only is strong in you" ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 May 3, 2016 normiss"Evidently the "irony" only is strong in you" ? HOLY INTENTIONAL MISUNDERSTANDING BATMAN. Jeebus! Slowly for you: I typed "Irony" "Irony" was auto corrected into "It Only" Get it now? It and Only were never the intention.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #12 May 3, 2016 Holy fuck balls man. It was impossible to understand, so I simply asked. I will try to not make such an egregious error towards you ever again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 May 3, 2016 normiss Holy fuck balls man. It was impossible to understand, so I simply asked. I will try to not make such an egregious error towards you ever again. Now this POS is even editing my emoticons . . . There were at least 2 "" at the end of my post.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,150 #14 May 3, 2016 turtlespeed ***Holy fuck balls man. It was impossible to understand, so I simply asked. I will try to not make such an egregious error towards you ever again. Now this POS is even editing my emoticons . . . There were at least 2 "" at the end of my post.It's God's way of telling you to quit posting here.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 May 3, 2016 kallend ******Holy fuck balls man. It was impossible to understand, so I simply asked. I will try to not make such an egregious error towards you ever again. Now this POS is even editing my emoticons . . . There were at least 2 "" at the end of my post.It's God's way of telling you to quit posting here.Oh Great! Another God fearing physics prof. JUST what the world needs.(Triple checked for accuracy)I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites