Another struggling employer forced to slash wages

[ryoder 1,590]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/hundreds-isis-killers-give-up-6542752

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[billvon 3,110]

Wages cut? People quitting? THANKS OBAMA!

[jclalor 12]

Its always about the money.

[headoverheels 334]

So it would be 1000x cheaper than a war for us just to hire them.

[BIGUN 1,483]

headoverheels

So it would be 1000x cheaper than a war for us just to hire them.

Yep... Pretty much sums it up.

Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

[muff528 3]

BIGUN

***So it would be 1000x cheaper than a war for us just to hire them.

Yep... Pretty much sums it up.

Well, that was multiplication. The "plus" sign does look a little like the "times" sign. But if you twist it a little towards the left you can get a glimpse into their reasoning.

[funjumper101 15]

headoverheels

So it would be 1000x cheaper than a war for us just to hire them.

Doesn't that show up in the US budget as "foreign aid"?

[Zep 0]

headoverheels

So it would be 1000x cheaper than a war for us just to hire them.

Oh so now you want to put all the poor people working in the arms industry on welfare.

Gone fishing

[champu 1]

Just great, now we'll have to suffer invasive product placement in recruitment videos as they try to supplement their income with sponsors.

Queue guy breath stroking up to a dock in broad daylight with a balaclava over his head and a knife in his teeth like a moron trying to sneak up on the Worst Guard Ever (tm). After he dead-fishes himself onto the dock and stands up the camera snap-zooms to show his (somehow dry) pair of New Balance, just before he grabs the guard by the forehead and puts a knife to his throat.

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...okay now queue the New Balance fans objecting to my suggestion that they would sponsor ISIL.