Is this real life? The House Judiciary Committee site taken over by Buzzfeed?

[grue 1]

http://judiciary.house.gov/index.cfm/2015/3/at-the-flick-of-a-switch/


What in the actual fuck? This is going to give me cancer.

cavete terrae.

[PhreeZone 20]

If this is the level of communication that passes for a Press Release from the House nowadays... we are all fucked since both sides are now appealing to 12 year olds and their logic.

Yesterday is history
And tomorrow is a mystery

Parachutemanuals.com

[Coreeece 2]

I couldn't finish reading it...got a headache

They say that the average attention span in this ADHD society is around like 7 seconds or something like that.

I suppose this can be used as an illustration of what goes on in people's heads these days when they start reading something...


...sad

Never was there an answer....not without listening, without seeing - Gilmour

[RMK 3]

I thought that was a joke until I saw it was an actual .gov website.

"Pain is the best instructor, but no one wants to attend his classes"

[mistercwood 287]

Holy crap. This is it. I think an entire nation* just jumped the shark.


*I know this thing is ludicrous to the majority. But when your elected representatives call this a press release, you're in deep shit. My condolences.

You are playing chicken with a planet - you can't dodge and planets don't blink. Act accordingly.

[lawrocket 3]

It's quite refreshing to see this. Indeed, this is truly a jumped the shark moment. We now get to see just how fucking silly these people are

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[turtlespeed 226]

grue

http://judiciary.house.gov/index.cfm/2015/3/at-the-flick-of-a-switch/


What in the actual fuck? This is going to give me cancer.

So much for professionalism.
Wow, the idiots actually out idioted themselves.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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