Oh oh.. no steak and blowjob day in OkieLahoma

[Amazon 7]

Normally I would think this would be a Bonfire post.. but these days who knows.. is this a political post that some people would get all banny over???

http://gawker.com/here-are-the-states-where-blowjobs-are-illegal-but-necr-1563878569

Here Are the States Where Blowjobs Are Illegal But Necrophilia's Cool

Yall have fun now down at the morgue.

The comments section is hilarious

[Andy9o8 3]

Dead men tell no tales.

[RonD1120 62]

Necrophilia is a dead art.

Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them.

[rehmwa 2]

they got confused over the definition of 'necrophilia',

They thought it wasn't literal, just codeword for having a wife

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

[Amazon 7]

rehmwa

they got confused over the definition of 'necrophilia',

They thought it wasn't literal, just codeword for having a wife

I just think they should have tried harder

[BIGUN 1,503]

Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/2008/04/18/foxsexpert-us-sex-laws-amusing-to-just-plain-silly/

Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

[Amazon 7]

BIGUN

Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/2008/04/18/foxsexpert-us-sex-laws-amusing-to-just-plain-silly/

Good thing they mention that distinction.... with so many needle dicks in this state..... no animals will actually be harmed. I guess all those conservative types knew their constituency

[Amazon 7]

And — wouldn’t you know it? — the United States takes the cake. While countries around the world are all guilty of trying to control our sex lives, the U.S. has more laws regulating sexual behavior than all the European countries combined

See all those religious English types from almost 400 years ago still hold sway in the Land of the Free.

How many lawbreakers do you figure we have around the Boogies that have occurred in Georgia....

From your link

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Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

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You know, some things you just never think about doing. But for any of these laws to have been passed, one has to assume that someone somewhere actually tried to do one of the following; otherwise, some politicians had way too much time on their hands:

— Florida once made it illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine.

— You can’t marry the same man three times in some Kentucky townships.

— It is illegal for men in Minnesota to have intimate sexual relationships with a live fish.

— If you’re a member of the Nevada legislature, you cannot conduct business, while in session, wearing a penis costume.

— In North Carolina, it’s an offense to have sex in a graveyard.

I hope that none of the needle dicks up here tries the Florida thing... then again I would hope our legislature would not be stupid enough to outlaw it.... fucker would deserve what he gets.