CygnusX-1 43 #1 January 21, 2014 It has been a long time coming, but finally irrefutable scientific proof that gay marriage is causing floods in the UK. And since we know God likes to use natural disasters to get his point across (including floods), here is the proof that God hates gays! You can't argue with the author's logic. http://www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2014/jan/21/how-same-sex-marriage-causes-floods Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #2 January 21, 2014 When god gives you lemons... http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/married-gays-to-tour-drought-hit-countries-2014012082721Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,556 #3 January 21, 2014 Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonD1120 62 #4 January 21, 2014 CygnusX-1 It has been a long time coming, but finally irrefutable scientific proof that gay marriage is causing floods in the UK. And since we know God likes to use natural disasters to get his point across (including floods), here is the proof that God hates gays! You can't argue with the author's logic. http://www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2014/jan/21/how-same-sex-marriage-causes-floods Despite the fact that this is a very amusing article the premise is entirely wrong. God does not hate gays. People hate gays. God wants you to get sin our of your life and be in relationship with Him.Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #5 January 21, 2014 RonD1120 ***It has been a long time coming, but finally irrefutable scientific proof that gay marriage is causing floods in the UK. And since we know God likes to use natural disasters to get his point across (including floods), here is the proof that God hates gays! You can't argue with the author's logic. http://www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2014/jan/21/how-same-sex-marriage-causes-floods Despite the fact that this is a very amusing article the premise is entirely wrong. God does not hate gays. People hate gays. God wants you to get sin our of your life and be in relationship with Him. Kind of gay for me to have relations with him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #6 January 21, 2014 Yep. That's actually pretty good. Best part, IMHO: QuoteOur best defence may be to divert their attentions elsewhere, e.g. by writing ridiculous blogposts that look like they support their views but in fact just openly mock them."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 January 22, 2014 SkyDekker ******It has been a long time coming, but finally irrefutable scientific proof that gay marriage is causing floods in the UK. And since we know God likes to use natural disasters to get his point across (including floods), here is the proof that God hates gays! You can't argue with the author's logic. http://www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2014/jan/21/how-same-sex-marriage-causes-floods Despite the fact that this is a very amusing article the premise is entirely wrong. God does not hate gays. People hate gays. God wants you to get sin our of your life and be in relationship with Him. Kind of gay for me to have relations with him. HA . . . Like you haven't exclaimed, "OH GOD! OH GOD!" during sex before.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #8 January 22, 2014 turtlespeed *********It has been a long time coming, but finally irrefutable scientific proof that gay marriage is causing floods in the UK. And since we know God likes to use natural disasters to get his point across (including floods), here is the proof that God hates gays! You can't argue with the author's logic. http://www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2014/jan/21/how-same-sex-marriage-causes-floods Despite the fact that this is a very amusing article the premise is entirely wrong. God does not hate gays. People hate gays. God wants you to get sin our of your life and be in relationship with Him. Kind of gay for me to have relations with him. HA . . . Like you haven't exclaimed, "OH GOD! OH GOD!" during sex before.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #9 January 22, 2014 turtlespeed *********It has been a long time coming, but finally irrefutable scientific proof that gay marriage is causing floods in the UK. And since we know God likes to use natural disasters to get his point across (including floods), here is the proof that God hates gays! You can't argue with the author's logic. http://www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2014/jan/21/how-same-sex-marriage-causes-floods Despite the fact that this is a very amusing article the premise is entirely wrong. God does not hate gays. People hate gays. God wants you to get sin our of your life and be in relationship with Him. Kind of gay for me to have relations with him. HA . . . Like you haven't exclaimed, "OH GOD! OH GOD!" during sex before.I wonder who atheists call out to during sex? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #10 January 22, 2014 QuoteI wonder who atheists call out to during sex? In my experience, that's been me. But I have a limited subset to go on...Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #11 January 22, 2014 labrys Quote I wonder who atheists call out to during sex? In my experience, that's been me. But I have a limited subset to go on... As in "Oh, Meeeeee, Oh, Meeeee!"? lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 January 22, 2014 oldwomanc6 *** Quote I wonder who atheists call out to during sex? In my experience, that's been me. But I have a limited subset to go on... As in "Oh, Meeeeee, Oh, Meeeee!"? Mayb e he's like Charlie Sheen and calls out his name like, Oh Charles, Charles, CHARLES, Ohhhhhhhh.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #13 January 22, 2014 QuoteMayb e he's like Charlie Sheen and calls out his name like, Oh Charles, Charles, CHARLES, Ohhhhhhhh. Now y'all just sound jealous and petty.Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CornishChris 5 #14 January 22, 2014 QuoteGod does not hate gays. People hate gays. a) According to many Christians and their vtirol, the Christian god does indeed hate gays (www.godhatesfags.com). b) "People" do not hate gays. Individuals who are prejudiced may "hate" them or be afraid of them, possibly due to repressed homosexuality. I quite like gays, they leave more ladies for us non-gays. But to be fair there is no god other than the Flying Spaghetti Monster (may he touch you with His noodley appendage) and He embraces all creeds, colours and flavours. RAmen. CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigbey 0 #15 January 22, 2014 Apparently, God also hates ventriloquists... Quote February 13, 2014 - WBC will picket ventriloquist comedian Jeff Dunham to remind this nation to turn away from using these entertainers as idols and worship the one, true God. http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #16 January 22, 2014 Quote I quite like gays, they leave more ladies for us non-gays. RAmen. Years ago, there was a story on the news about a gay trapeeze artist with Cirque du Soleil at Beau Rivage. He had HIV and was fired. They were concered about an accident involving blood and others being exposed. They showed this gorgeous mediterranean god with a trapeeze artist body, no shirt, spandex pants, perfect black wavy hair, chiseled jaw, dark skin...he was a striking looking guy. I recall thinking how glad i was that he was gay. Because there was no way I could ever compete with someone who looked like him. I have a different reaction to attractive gay women. I know we aren't really after the same women, but I still ike to dream. Yet, I still can't compete. God must hate heteros. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #17 January 22, 2014 labrysQuoteI wonder who atheists call out to during sex? In my experience, that's been me. But I have a limited subset to go on... It's better than calling out the name of a woman you're not with at the time! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,085 #18 January 22, 2014 >Apparently, God also hates ventriloquists... Well, they're not that bad as long as they keep to themselves and don't try to redefine marriage. It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Lambchop. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,436 #19 January 22, 2014 Alright, that was funny. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #20 January 22, 2014 Quotescientific proof that God hates Gays This whole discussion puts the cart before the horse. Can the existence of gays be scientifically proven? You can't answer that, can you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #21 January 22, 2014 QuoteCan the existence of gays be scientifically proven? You can't answer that, can you? I believe that I *can*Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #22 January 22, 2014 turtlespeed *********It has been a long time coming, but finally irrefutable scientific proof that gay marriage is causing floods in the UK. And since we know God likes to use natural disasters to get his point across (including floods), here is the proof that God hates gays! You can't argue with the author's logic. http://www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2014/jan/21/how-same-sex-marriage-causes-floods Despite the fact that this is a very amusing article the premise is entirely wrong. God does not hate gays. People hate gays. God wants you to get sin our of your life and be in relationship with Him. Kind of gay for me to have relations with him. HA . . . Like you haven't exclaimed, "OH GOD! OH GOD!" during sex before.There are four kinds of orgasm: Divine: OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD Positive: OH YES, OH YES, OH YES Negative: OH NO, OH NO, OH NO Fake: OH CLINT, OH CLINT, OH CLINT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #23 January 26, 2014 craigbeyApparently, God also hates ventriloquists... Oh, I don't know. He probably got a chuckle out of that trick Jethro played on Moses at the bush. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #24 January 27, 2014 Andy9o8Quotescientific proof that God hates Gays This whole discussion puts the cart before the horse. Can the existence of gays be scientifically proven? You can't answer that, can you? I can't prove the existence of this forum. If I tried to prove it to the average person, I'm not sure they would believe me. One of the key things I learned in Philosophy 100 is that you can't truly prove anything. We're all just operating on probabilities and beliefs.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 January 27, 2014 davjohns *** Quote scientific proof that God hates Gays This whole discussion puts the cart before the horse. Can the existence of gays be scientifically proven? You can't answer that, can you? I can't prove the existence of this forum. If I tried to prove it to the average person, I'm not sure they would believe me. One of the key things I learned in Philosophy 100 is that you can't truly prove anything. We're all just operating on probabilities and beliefs. Well, yeah . . . theoretically.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
