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Steven Seagal says he may provide new material for Jon Stewart

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regulator

He may have stupid looking hair and be a moderately bad actor, but at least he has experience being a navy seal, and peace officer. Alot more than I can say for jon stewart. How fucking boring is it to be a comedian whose only slant is politics? LAME.



I saw it on TV so it must be true....You sir are a true American!!

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Andy9o8

******More hair dye!



Is that hair?
It looks like one of those plastic Elvis-hair pieces, but shorter.

Sigh. Do you people even try to get it right?
It's a Romulan battle helmet.

Ahhhhh....

Come to think of it, that goatee DOES look like the old style Romulans...
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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I think you need to come out of hillary clintons snatch and take a breath of fresh air. Those fumes are making you lose your mind.



Tall talk from a guy that thought Seagal was a Navy Seal. Or even a good actor.

I wonder how the right leaning voters of Arizona feel about his first crazy era starting with the oil industry terrorists in Alaska? (the second crazy era started with the law and order BS).

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>whats funny is you think the crap he says is actual comedy.

His network pays him $25 million a year to do comedy, and they do it year after year. Apparently some people do think he's funny.

(And, after all, he was a US Senator while Seagal was a SEAL.)

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Andy9o8

***>whats funny is you think the crap he says is actual comedy.

His network pays him $25 million a year to do comedy, and they do it year after year. Apparently some people do think he's funny.

(And, after all, he was a US Senator while Seagal was a SEAL.)



Pfft! Who ever heard of a comedian becoming a US Senator?

Senator? Hell, President!
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Andy9o8

***>whats funny is you think the crap he says is actual comedy.

His network pays him $25 million a year to do comedy, and they do it year after year. Apparently some people do think he's funny.

(And, after all, he was a US Senator while Seagal was a SEAL.)



Pfft! Who ever heard of a comedian becoming a US Senator?

Hey now....they weren't ALL 'B' movies, were they?
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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Rick

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Don't forget about the mob connections.

http://articles.latimes.com/2003/feb/08/nation/na-seagal8



well that should help him as a politician

Helped Obama. Why not?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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davjohns

*********More hair dye!



Is that hair?
It looks like one of those plastic Elvis-hair pieces, but shorter.

Sigh. Do you people even try to get it right?
It's a Romulan battle helmet.

Ahhhhh....

Come to think of it, that goatee DOES look like the old style Romulans...



Speaking of Romulans...didn't Seagal get his birth certificate the same place Obama did?










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airtwardo

************More hair dye!



Is that hair?
It looks like one of those plastic Elvis-hair pieces, but shorter.

Sigh. Do you people even try to get it right?
It's a Romulan battle helmet.

Ahhhhh....

Come to think of it, that goatee DOES look like the old style Romulans...



Speaking of Romulans...didn't Seagal get his birth certificate the same place Obama did?

Evidently you don't have to be a natural born citizen to be governor.

Look at Arnie for example.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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