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tbrown

Kim Jong Un Threw Uncle to the Dogs - Literally

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This little bit of news is so ghastly I almost don't want to think about it. Dennis Rodman's buddy Kim Jong Un didn't have his uncle shot. No, no, no. He had uncs, along with five of his associates, thrown to a pack of 120 hunting dogs that had been intentionally starved for 5 days. According to reports, he supervised the whole thing. Wow....

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tbrown

This little bit of news is so ghastly I almost don't want to think about it. Dennis Rodman's buddy Kim Jong Un didn't have his uncle shot. No, no, no. He had uncs, along with five of his associates, thrown to a pack of 120 hunting dogs that had been intentionally starved for 5 days. According to reports, he supervised the whole thing. Wow....



Well, considering the uncle has, probably, been eating dogs for a number of years, it's only fair.

Actually, that is really fucked up.
"...And once you're gone, you can't come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black."
Neil Young

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It is a sad commentary that after hoping for improvement in the new "dear" leader, we are now missing the wisdom and stability of the Kim Il-sung and Kim Jong-il administrations.:S

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Andy9o8

This Washington Post writer doubts the report, and I think his reasoning makes sense.

No, Kim Jong Un probably didn’t feed his uncle to 120 hungry dogs



The media outlets mentioned that haven't carried this particular part of the story have likely chosen not to because they feel they have nothing to gain / no more significant point to make by reporting that the political execution ordered by Jung Un of his uncle was specifically objicere bestiis.

The media outlets that have carried this particular part of the story have likely chosen to do so because they have nothing to lose / no less significant point to make if it turns out Jung Un ordered his uncle in front of a firing squad for political reasons.

In either case I'm inclined to agree.

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jimmytavino

I wonder if maybe....:o:S:| the Five were forced to
Smoke Colorado Weed... until they Overdosed????:o:(;):P



Can you imagine getting the munchies...then realizing you are in North Korea?:o
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"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Andy9o8

This Washington Post writer doubts the report, and I think his reasoning makes sense.
No, Kim Jong Un probably didn’t feed his uncle to 120 hungry dogs



I am convinced half the population of the planet can't tell the difference between truth and fiction. What's worse, they don't even care to know the difference as long as the story fits their world view or satiates their desires.
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tbrown

This little bit of news is so ghastly I almost don't want to think about it. Dennis Rodman's buddy Kim Jong Un didn't have his uncle shot. No, no, no. He had uncs, along with five of his associates, thrown to a pack of 120 hunting dogs that had been intentionally starved for 5 days. According to reports, he supervised the whole thing. Wow....



That makes a lot of sense - each generation needs to be more bad-ass than the last. 41's Saddam Hussein rolled into Kuwait with conventional weapons, 43's had WMDs. Kim Jong Il had two panthers to dispose of unwanted guests
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R6wWgVp9kA

and while I'm a cat person 120 dogs sounds a lot more lethal.

Anybody have the youtube link for Kim Jong Un dealing with his enemies?

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