Pigs may yet fly

[kallend 2,180]

www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/jun/27/jeb-bush-award-hillary-clinton-2013-liberty-medal/

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[JerryBaumchen 1,471]

Hi John,

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Pigs may yet fly

Isn't there some little ditty about politics & bedfellows?



JerryBaumchen

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A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck.

Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds. The breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.


That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze. Perfect for a night of romance.


Pretty soon, the man started to get those "feelings" again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. He said, "take the dog for a walk."

Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.

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[funjumper101 15]

Where is your sex based joke about other potential presidential candidates?

Try to come up with something that hasn't been around for fifty years, recycled by right wing conservatard email lists to attack a capable female with real experience.

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funjumper101

Where is your sex based joke about other potential presidential candidates?

Try to come up with something that hasn't been around for fifty years, recycled by right wing conservatard email lists to attack a capable female with real experience.

The public does know she is capable of fainting and sustaining a concussion to avoid Benghazi hearings (wonder if the guy who made the Muhammad video is still in jail). In her world it didn't matter how those four Americans died: phony video story or a real attack.

Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.

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funjumper101

Where is your sex based joke about other potential presidential candidates?

Try to come up with something that hasn't been around for fifty years, recycled by right wing conservatard email lists to attack a capable female with real experience.

She has real experience alright. Turning a blind eye while her husband is getting blown in the oval office SHOWS, she'll do just about anything to maintain her position. Any decent woman would have left that idiot years ago while he was President or not. Also, she's a lawyer very "capable" of lying while keeping a straight face.