airdvr 210 #1 May 24, 2013 > Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. > The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing. > ''This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.'' > ''Yes, I remember him as a baby.'' says the other mother cheerfully. > "He's a martyr now though." the mother confides. > "Oh, so sad dear...'' says the other. > ''And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.'' > ''Oh, I remember him,'' says the other happily, ''he had such curly hair when he was born.'' > ''He's a martyr too...'' says the mother quietly. > ''Oh, gracious me...'' says the other. > ''And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18', she whispers. > "Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, ''I remember when he first started school...'' > ''He's a martyr also,'' says the mother, with tears in her eyes. > After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says . . . > "They blow up so fast, don't they?"Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisD 0 #3 May 24, 2013 Thanks! CBut what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #5 May 24, 2013 Know any nigger jokes?When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnay 0 #6 May 25, 2013 airdvr > Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. > The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing. > ''This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.'' > ''Yes, I remember him as a baby.'' says the other mother cheerfully. > "He's a martyr now though." the mother confides. > "Oh, so sad dear...'' says the other. > ''And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.'' > ''Oh, I remember him,'' says the other happily, ''he had such curly hair when he was born.'' > ''He's a martyr too...'' says the mother quietly. > ''Oh, gracious me...'' says the other. > ''And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18', she whispers. > "Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, ''I remember when he first started school...'' > ''He's a martyr also,'' says the mother, with tears in her eyes. > After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says . . . > "They blow up so fast, don't they?" And yet you still wonder why the libs think conservatives are racist pieces of shit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #7 May 25, 2013 Ooh, ooh, I heard a good one today. google results ETA: this one was directed at a girl in the pharmacy section. Quote What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They’re both stuck up cunts. That group of scumbags thought is was hilarious. I thought it was hilarious that three of them were stopped for shoplifting. The plain clothes security was only watching them because of the pharmacy disturbance scene. Sometime karma doesn't take that long.witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #8 May 25, 2013 I get tired of all the casual hatred in the world today, regardless of who its directed at, its just tiring.When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #9 May 25, 2013 Man! You sure got a lot of PC panties all wadded up!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #10 May 25, 2013 popsjumperMan! You sure got a lot of PC panties all wadded up! It's just the Progressives showing us they have a case of "Stockholm Syndrome" towards their perceived Islamist allies. Speaking of Stockholm, at least in my part of the world, I could not help notice how the consensus mainstream media have been ignoring the rioting that has been going on in a specific part of that city this week. Maybe it's just not politically correct to report that gangs of <> immigrant youths are rioting in the streets night after night after night despite the generous welfare Sweden provides to all residents of that country. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisD 0 #11 May 25, 2013 CanuckInUSA***Man! You sure got a lot of PC panties all wadded up! It's just the Progressives showing us they have a case of "Stockholm Syndrome" towards their perceived Islamist allies. Speaking of Stockholm, at least in my part of the world, I could not help notice how the consensus mainstream media have been ignoring the rioting that has been going on in a specific part of that city this week. Maybe it's just not politically correct to report that gangs of <> immigrant youths are rioting in the streets night after night after night despite the generous welfare Sweden provides to all residents of that country. They do not provide generous welfare for all "Resedents" They provide generous welfare for their citizens, there is actually great disparity between migrant workers and citizens! In most of the so called socialist societies... ya and it sucks the Americans did NOT cover this!!! Too busy promoting hot dogs and barbeques I suspect??? CBut what do I know, "I only have one tandem jump." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #12 May 25, 2013 Enjoy your Stockholm Syndrome. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #13 May 25, 2013 CanuckInUSA***Man! You sure got a lot of PC panties all wadded up! It's just the Progressives showing us they have a case of "Stockholm Syndrome" towards their perceived Islamist allies. Really? "These people still beat their wives" is the best you can come up with? Turn in your Speakers Corner card. QuoteSpeaking of Stockholm, at least in my part of the world, I could not help notice how the consensus mainstream media have been ignoring the rioting that has been going on in a specific part of that city this week. Oh, bullshit. Even Calgary gets the MSM, as well as the internet which I hereby use to scoff at you. The Stockholm riots have been all over the TV news, all over the internet MSM. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #14 May 25, 2013 Quote The Stockholm riots have been all over the TV news, all over the internet MSM. Dear Bleagle: How did you find out about it in the first place? CuriousMy reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rickjump1 0 #15 May 26, 2013 SkyradI get tired of all the casual hatred in the world today, regardless of who its directed at, its just tiring. I hope you're not too tired to look at these British Harrier jets. http://www.fishingbuddy.com/raf_salute_to_obama Beautiful fake formation?Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mistercwood 287 #16 May 26, 2013 Oh you... Stay classy! You are playing chicken with a planet - you can't dodge and planets don't blink. Act accordingly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #17 May 26, 2013 https://www.google.com/m/search?q=stockholm&client=safari&hl=en&source=univ&tbm=nws&tbo=u&sa=X&ei=QGShUYWuD4qI9QS0l4DQBw&ved=0CCoQqAI In these articles, what terms are used to describe the rioters, and what terms, though applicable, are specifically and intentionally not used?witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites