Hey, Brits! Guillotine your Queen!

[Remster 30]

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But first, show us their tits!

So, which one first?




(And you've just reminded me of the worst thing about them: they're all bloody Germans anyway! Is this what we fought a war for?)

[loud whisper]DON'T MENTION THE WAR![/loud whisper]

Remster

[jakee 1,610]

I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it!

Do you want to have an ideagasm?

[Andy9o8 3]

OMFG, now they're even spending money to send her to Mars.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-22029667

[popsjumper 2]

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OMFG, now they're even spending money to send her to Mars.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-22029667

Sweet!

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[popsjumper 2]

Thanks for reminding me to never use you for a Tits referral.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[Andy9o8 3]

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Thanks for reminding me to never use you for a Tits referral.

There are referrals for that? Is that like an HMO where you have to go to your primary first?

"And you're here for?"
"Tits, please. I need a referral."
"You want implants?"
"Hm? No, I'm a guy. Just wanna squeeze 'em."
"Fill out this form, then go to the next window."

[jakee 1,610]

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Thanks for reminding me to never use you for a Tits referral.

Not even Phillip?

(He's the one on the end that looks like a melted plasticine man)

Do you want to have an ideagasm?

[mr2mk1g 10]

Yeah but he's fucking hilarious. You Yanks (that's not offensive right, I wouldn't want to have to stick tape over any tattoos) should look up some Philipisms. Grade A racist comedy - well worth reading for a good laugh. He's a combat vet mind so it's OK.

[BillyVance 35]

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Thanks for reminding me to never use you for a Tits referral.

There are referrals for that? Is that like an HMO where you have to go to your primary first?

"And you're here for?"
"Tits, please. I need a referral."
"You want implants?"
"Hm? No, I'm a guy. Just wanna squeeze 'em."
"Fill out this form, then go to the next window."

Is that a Monty Python skit? Sure sounded like how they would do it.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Andy9o8 3]

Googling "prince philip racist quotes" yields 49,700 hits. What a treasure-trove this man is.

[jakee 1,610]

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You Yanks

Who Yanks?

Do you want to have an ideagasm?

[Andy9o8 3]

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You Yanks

Who Yanks?

Everyone who is anyone.

[mr2mk1g 10]

So, what do we think Prince Phillip's tattoo says? Or is it just a picture of a naked thai chic? He is a sailor after all. Let's face it, it's gotta be pretty freaking offensive to everyone right, I mean, it's Prince Phillip.

[Andy9o8 3]

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So, what do we think Prince Phillip's tattoo says? Or is it just a picture of a naked thai chic? He is a sailor after all. Let's face it, it's gotta be pretty freaking offensive to everyone right, I mean, it's Prince Phillip.

Presumably it's "infidel" in Ay-rabbic.

[mr2mk1g 10]

I dunno, that only offends somewhere between 20-25% of the world's population. Something tells me Prince Phillip would be aiming for greater coverage.