ryoder 1,590 #1 January 9, 2013 http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/yahoo-news-exclusive-trump-releases-birth-certificate-bill-151304482.html I notice he never accepted Colbert's offer."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,119 #2 January 9, 2013 oops. The document says "certification of birth" not "birth certificate." And it says VOID right there on the document itself! What's Trump trying to hide. Where's his real, valid birth certificate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiverMike 5 #3 January 9, 2013 I don't have an orangutan in this fight, but wouldn't be easier to prove orangutan's aren't capable of reproducing with humans, and don't have legal rights to adopt children, so Trump's dad can't be an orangutan? I know Mahr was trying to demonstrate you usually can't prove a negative, but if The Donald submits his DNA and it shows no orangutan genes in it, wouldn't that prove the negative? Or The Donald could get a clue and realize it was a comedian making a joke and not a legitimately binding offer. For the same reason I jump off a perfectly good diving board. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,119 #4 January 9, 2013 >I don't have an orangutan in this fight, but wouldn't be easier to prove orangutan's >aren't capable of reproducing with humans . . . I guess. I was assuming the whole thing was a joke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #5 January 9, 2013 Quote Attached hereto is a copy of Mr. Trump's birth certificate, demonstrating that he is the son of Fred Trump, not an orangutan. A birth certificate doesn't actually prove who was the father of a baby; it only indicates who the mother claimed was the father. I think if Mr. Trump wants to claim the $5 million, a paternity test may be in order. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,596 #6 January 9, 2013 Quote I know Mahr was trying to demonstrate you usually can't prove a negative, but if The Donald submits his DNA and it shows no orangutan genes in it, wouldn't that prove the negative? Actually, I think the joke was more about how much Donald Trump's hair resembles an Orangutan's. It's always about Donald Trump's hair.Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
