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Don't Eagles eat fish?

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if eagles were vegetarian, then the poor fish would be safe

further, if you eat fish every day, then you have a mercury accumulation issue to deal with, so not surprising that eagles that follow Michelle's eating guidelines need to find alternate protein sources

further, they need to abstain from eating protected species and also read any environmental impact statements - don't want to over harvest

then there's OSHA and dept of health requirements to follow and forms to file

Eagles have a rough time - it's a complicated administrative nightmare from the gov for them to deal with

perhaps eagles carrying off babies is a cheap way for the public health care to provide for abortion and help support wildlife at the same time?

brainstorming is fun

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Since the OP capitalized Eagles I assume he is refering to the Philadelphia Eagles, who mostly eat their opponent's shoe leather.

Does shoe leather have mercury in it?



I believe he was referring to Don Henley and Joe Walsh, in which case I confess I am not familiar with their dietary habits.
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