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jgoose71

How is the world going to end? Dec 21, 2012

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I voted "Zombie Apocalyse" and put my effort where my vote is: last night I watched "Night of the Living Dead" to learn the best way of dealing with zombies.



How scientifical of you, Prof! :P:D

And your conclusion for the best defence? :)


Shooting them in the head, or burning them up with Molotov Cocktails. (I'm already saving wine bottles and will use my lawnmower gasoline). However I shall watch the remake on Monday to see if there are additional tips.

Big thing that surprised me is that the zombies move so very slowly, yet living people couldn't seem to get away from them.
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Shooting them in the head, or burning them up with Molotov Cocktails. (I'm already saving wine bottles and will use my lawnmower gasoline). However I shall watch the remake on Monday to see if there are additional tips.



Do not set zombies on fire!!!!!

We all know that the only way to kill a Zombie is with a head shot. Setting them on fire will not kill them. All that will do is result in you being eaten by a flaming zombie!!!!!:o
"There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
Life, the Universe, and Everything

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Aren't Molotov Cocktails illegal? How did you get them? Have you been through a background check? You might want to remove your post, less you be arrested for conspiring to produce a banned weapon. Holders Justice Department is surely monitoring internet posts.

If you do decide to carry out your illegal act, I suggest some type of thickening agent to help it adhere to your target.

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Aren't Molotov Cocktails illegal? How did you get them?



You don't "get them" you make them in an emergency.

Zombie Apocalypse counts as an emergency:P


Oh, yeah...and who gets to decide what an emergency is?

I can't find anywhere that they are legal even in an emergency.

I think you should submit to a background check based on your postings here over the years.

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I think the entire universe will simply cease to exist, instantaneously, in its entirety.

Of course, it will then be replaced immediately thereafter with an EXACT DUPLICATE in its place.

This will all take place seamlessly, and will only be detectable by the most sensitive of scientific instruments. When these instruments cease to exist, their replacements will indicate an infinitesimal irregularity that will baffle the replacement scientists, who will little suspect that the Dirac Delta they witnessed was the discontinuity between the Before Universe and the After Universe.


Except for the dolphins, who will have mysteriously disappeared. I actually received my fish bowl from them with the inscription, "So long. And thanks for all the fish." Did you?

Winning :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
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