jgoose71 0 #1 December 13, 2012 Rules on voting: Only one answer allowed, not multiple (IE: virus causes Zombie outbreak) A virus is a virus, a zombie is a zombie. Feel free to elaborate on answers (Michelle placed a banana peel in front of the button) If you feel that aliens will allow a select few to start a new earth in a distant galaxy if they dress in bubble wrap and wear tinfoil hats, please give details. And the last option is the "boobies" option. Have you ever seen what happens when hot chicks start flashing on coming traffic? Enjoy, I'm going to have sex and a Mai-Tai for the end of the world.... And if the world continues, it will have been a hell of a party the night before, just like Dec 31, 1999......"There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #2 December 13, 2012 Sean Penn falls on Hugo Chavez's penis which when aroused deploys Venezuela's nuclear arsenal against Hillary Clinton, whose countermeasures are alerted and she is forced to shoot a snuke out her snizz and end all humanity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
winsor 236 #3 December 13, 2012 Quote Rules on voting: Only one answer allowed, not multiple (IE: virus causes Zombie outbreak) A virus is a virus, a zombie is a zombie. Feel free to elaborate on answers (Michelle placed a banana peel in front of the button) If you feel that aliens will allow a select few to start a new earth in a distant galaxy if they dress in bubble wrap and wear tinfoil hats, please give details. And the last option is the "boobies" option. Have you ever seen what happens when hot chicks start flashing on coming traffic? Enjoy, I'm going to have sex and a Mai-Tai for the end of the world....And if the world continues, it will have been a hell of a party the night before, just like Dec 31, 1999...... I think the entire universe will simply cease to exist, instantaneously, in its entirety. Of course, it will then be replaced immediately thereafter with an EXACT DUPLICATE in its place. This will all take place seamlessly, and will only be detectable by the most sensitive of scientific instruments. When these instruments cease to exist, their replacements will indicate an infinitesimal irregularity that will baffle the replacement scientists, who will little suspect that the Dirac Delta they witnessed was the discontinuity between the Before Universe and the After Universe. This simple and obvious outcome was, for some reason, left out of the list of available options. BSBD, Winsor Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonD1120 62 #4 December 13, 2012 You won't believe me anyway.Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #5 December 13, 2012 Quote Quote Rules on voting: Only one answer allowed, not multiple (IE: virus causes Zombie outbreak) A virus is a virus, a zombie is a zombie. Feel free to elaborate on answers (Michelle placed a banana peel in front of the button) If you feel that aliens will allow a select few to start a new earth in a distant galaxy if they dress in bubble wrap and wear tinfoil hats, please give details. And the last option is the "boobies" option. Have you ever seen what happens when hot chicks start flashing on coming traffic? Enjoy, I'm going to have sex and a Mai-Tai for the end of the world....And if the world continues, it will have been a hell of a party the night before, just like Dec 31, 1999...... I think the entire universe will simply cease to exist, instantaneously, in its entirety. Of course, it will then be replaced immediately thereafter with an EXACT DUPLICATE in its place. This will all take place seamlessly, and will only be detectable by the most sensitive of scientific instruments. When these instruments cease to exist, their replacements will indicate an infinitesimal irregularity that will baffle the replacement scientists, who will little suspect that the Dirac Delta they witnessed was the discontinuity between the Before Universe and the After Universe. This simple and obvious outcome was, for some reason, left out of the list of available options. BSBD, Winsor Except for the dolphins, who will have mysteriously disappeared. I actually received my fish bowl from them with the inscription, "So long. And thanks for all the fish." Did you?I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #6 December 13, 2012 Thats a pretty easy way out of life if you ask me. Last time I read the bible there were chapters that spoke of the end of the world. Revelations...you know the parts about pestilance, flood, and all the other bad things...(4 horsemen perhaps?) Why would we just seamlessly end and begin life when history had taught us many horrible lessons in humility? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #7 December 13, 2012 there is WAY too much bubble wrap in existence today for the world to end or even get a scratch or bruise ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #8 December 13, 2012 After last night, I'm thinking that Kanye West will have something to do with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgoose71 0 #9 December 13, 2012 Quote Quote Rules on voting: Only one answer allowed, not multiple (IE: virus causes Zombie outbreak) A virus is a virus, a zombie is a zombie. Feel free to elaborate on answers (Michelle placed a banana peel in front of the button) If you feel that aliens will allow a select few to start a new earth in a distant galaxy if they dress in bubble wrap and wear tinfoil hats, please give details. And the last option is the "boobies" option. Have you ever seen what happens when hot chicks start flashing on coming traffic? Enjoy, I'm going to have sex and a Mai-Tai for the end of the world....And if the world continues, it will have been a hell of a party the night before, just like Dec 31, 1999...... I think the entire universe will simply cease to exist, instantaneously, in its entirety. Of course, it will then be replaced immediately thereafter with an EXACT DUPLICATE in its place. This will all take place seamlessly, and will only be detectable by the most sensitive of scientific instruments. When these instruments cease to exist, their replacements will indicate an infinitesimal irregularity that will baffle the replacement scientists, who will little suspect that the Dirac Delta they witnessed was the discontinuity between the Before Universe and the After Universe. This simple and obvious outcome was, for some reason, left out of the list of available options. BSBD, Winsor I do believe this would fall under "Aliens", since they are the ones that would bring us back. I do believe I will have to ponder this a little further while I drink another "Pangalactic Gargleblaster...""There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #10 December 13, 2012 Quote Quote Rules on voting: Only one answer allowed, not multiple (IE: virus causes Zombie outbreak) A virus is a virus, a zombie is a zombie. Feel free to elaborate on answers (Michelle placed a banana peel in front of the button) If you feel that aliens will allow a select few to start a new earth in a distant galaxy if they dress in bubble wrap and wear tinfoil hats, please give details. And the last option is the "boobies" option. Have you ever seen what happens when hot chicks start flashing on coming traffic? Enjoy, I'm going to have sex and a Mai-Tai for the end of the world....And if the world continues, it will have been a hell of a party the night before, just like Dec 31, 1999...... I think the entire universe will simply cease to exist, instantaneously, in its entirety. Of course, it will then be replaced immediately thereafter with an EXACT DUPLICATE in its place. This will all take place seamlessly, and will only be detectable by the most sensitive of scientific instruments. When these instruments cease to exist, their replacements will indicate an infinitesimal irregularity that will baffle the replacement scientists, who will little suspect that the Dirac Delta they witnessed was the discontinuity between the Before Universe and the After Universe. This simple and obvious outcome was, for some reason, left out of the list of available options. BSBD, Winsor This happens every "Planck Instant" ...but instead of being replaced with an exact duplicate it is replaced with an infinite number of universes, each with an infinitesimal difference (or not). In turn, each "new" universe is replaced with another infinite number of universes in the next instant in the same way ...and so on and so on and scooby dooby dooby ...... ad infinitum. Maybe not. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #11 December 13, 2012 Out of all the options, only two are something where the earth conceivably ends. Everything else means a bad day for people but the earth still goes on and one of those provides the opportunity for the earth to re-accrete. Thus I am left with time stands still. Which makes sense. It has been accepted that universe would have to end before Rush got into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (considering that Rush has nothing going for it: (1) lack of any individual instrumental virtuosity; (2) large number of lineup changes throughout history; (3) lack of any influence on rock generations, etc.) Rush’s election to the R&R HOF is a sign of the apocalypse. Rush also performed “Time Stands Still” – off of “Hold Your Fire” in – yep – 1987! All the factors have aligned. It CANNOT be a coincidence. God on drums. God on bass and vocals. And Jesus' cousin on guitar. Time will stand still. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bertt 0 #12 December 13, 2012 Whoa, you and Kanye West ? Details ??You don't have to outrun the bear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #13 December 13, 2012 Quote You won't believe me anyway. LOLWhen an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #14 December 13, 2012 Quote Whoa, you and Kanye West ? Details ?? Well, there was this black leather skirt (on him, not on me), and a lot of loud noise.... Let's just say the headache he gave me last night made me think he might be practicing to take down the whole world next week. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bertt 0 #15 December 13, 2012 OK, I'll admit it. I saw that, but not for long. Anyway, here's my prediction: Two beams of protons are smashed together in the Large Hadron Collider. The protons get fed up with being abused this way just for the amusement of a bunch of scientists. PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Accelerated particles) takes up the cause and convinces actresses and celebrities all over the world to bare their bodies to show support for the cause by not wearing clothes that contain protons. Emboldened by the support, protons rise up and throw off their electrical charges. After this, things go downhill pretty fast.You don't have to outrun the bear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #16 December 13, 2012 Quote Quote You won't believe me anyway. LOL All hail Cthulhu!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #17 December 13, 2012 Quote You won't believe me anyway. Reminds me of the old joke about the kid who comes home from Sunday School. His mom asks him what he learned and he tells the story of Moses escaping Pharaoh ...complete with tanks, pontoon bridges, helicopters and other high-tech paraphernalia. Mom says "That's not what they told you!" The kid says "I know, Mom ...but if I told you what they told me you would think I'm lying!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
winsor 236 #18 December 13, 2012 Quote Rules on voting: Only one answer allowed, not multiple (IE: virus causes Zombie outbreak) A virus is a virus, a zombie is a zombie. Feel free to elaborate on answers (Michelle placed a banana peel in front of the button) If you feel that aliens will allow a select few to start a new earth in a distant galaxy if they dress in bubble wrap and wear tinfoil hats, please give details. And the last option is the "boobies" option. Have you ever seen what happens when hot chicks start flashing on coming traffic? Enjoy, I'm going to have sex and a Mai-Tai for the end of the world....And if the world continues, it will have been a hell of a party the night before, just like Dec 31, 1999...... So where's the option for a gnaB giB? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 December 13, 2012 You forgot Magnetic Pole Reversal!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #20 December 14, 2012 QuoteYou forgot Magnetic Pole Reversal! ------------------------------------------------------ This sounds like a nerdy gay porn movie title. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgoose71 0 #21 December 14, 2012 Quote You forgot Magnetic Pole Reversal! Doh!!!!I guess I also forgot the release of "Magnetic Pole the movie." Sounds like that could also cause the end of the world."There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #22 December 14, 2012 Quote...their replacements will indicate an infinitesimal irregularity that will baffle the replacement scientists, who will little suspect that the Dirac Delta they witnessed was the discontinuity between the Before Universe and the After Universe... "How much like it? Was it the same cat?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,146 #23 December 14, 2012 I voted "Zombie Apocalyse" and put my effort where my vote is: last night I watched "Night of the Living Dead" to learn the best way of dealing with zombies.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #24 December 15, 2012 Quote I voted "Zombie Apocalyse" and put my effort where my vote is: last night I watched "Night of the Living Dead" to learn the best way of dealing with zombies. How scientifical of you, Prof! And your conclusion for the best defence? lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgoose71 0 #25 December 15, 2012 It's interesting that 48 votes into this, no one thinks that aliens are going to blow up the world. I guess no one has seen Independence Day....Or is it that the planet has orbited out of the way of the Vogon's intergalactic highway? "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
