CSpenceFLY 1 #1 July 24, 2012 Which would we need to ban. Gasoline or gas cans? Or both? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #2 July 24, 2012 Hypotheticals solve nothing in this case.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #3 July 24, 2012 QuoteWhich would we need to ban. Gasoline or gas cans? Or both? I'd limit gas can volume to 3.423 ml and apply a tax on bulk gasoline sales exceeding 1.21 Gallons. The public doesn't need more gas than what their lawnmower can use in an hour. All gasoline sales will require a background check (may or may not be available at the time of attempted purchase - YMMV) prior to delivery. No private sale or lending of gasoline should be allowed. If a neighbor wants to borrow a little gas to finish his lawn, tell him to FO and go see a federally licensed gasoline dealer. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #4 July 24, 2012 If I was a nutter I would've just yelled "fire" and start hacking people down the isle with a machete as I made my way toward the red exit sign - much more fruitful...hell, I'd even have a defense.Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 July 24, 2012 Quote If I was a nutter I would've just yelled "fire" and start hacking people down the isle with a machete as I made my way toward the red exit sign - much more fruitful...hell, I'd even have a defense. Waddaya mean "IF"You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #6 July 24, 2012 I learned that by getting inside people's heads...Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #7 July 24, 2012 It amazes me these things don't happen more often...and when we're gone, it will... Call me a nutter, but "I've seen the future brother: it's murder."Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #8 July 24, 2012 QuoteIt amazes me these things don't happen more often...and when we're gone, it will... Call me a nutter, but "I've seen the future brother: it's murder." Me too, so "Give me crack and anal sex" Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #9 July 24, 2012 Quote I learned that by getting inside people's heads... with the machete scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #10 July 24, 2012 QuoteWhich would we need to ban. Gasoline or gas cans? Or both? Gas cans, as they can be filled with ammonia nitrate and diesel (ANFO), get a bigger bang for your buck. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #11 July 24, 2012 QuoteIf I was a nutter I would've just yelled "fire" and start hacking people down the isle with a machete as I made my way toward the red exit sign - much more fruitful...hell, I'd even have a defense. Indeed you would: you stood your ground. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChangoLanzao 0 #12 July 24, 2012 QuoteWhich would we need to ban. Gasoline or gas cans? Or both? That would be going too far. Instead we should convince as many people as we can to carry and conceal small, unmarked gasoline containers wherever they go, so that they can protect us from crazy people with gasoline. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #13 July 24, 2012 QuoteQuoteWhich would we need to ban. Gasoline or gas cans? Or both? That would be going too far. Instead we should convince as many people as we can to carry and conceal small, unmarked gasoline containers wherever they go, so that they can protect us from crazy people with gasoline. You mean like the zippo refill gas cans with the flip top. Gottcha, didn't think of that. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #14 July 24, 2012 Quote Quote Which would we need to ban. Gasoline or gas cans? Or both? That would be going too far. Instead we should convince as many people as we can to carry and conceal small, unmarked gasoline containers wherever they go, so that they can protect us from crazy people with gasoline. When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #15 July 24, 2012 QuoteThat would be going too far. Instead we should convince as many people as we can to carry and conceal small, unmarked gasoline containers wherever they go, so that they can protect us from crazy people with gasoline. I disagree with your stance on the basic premise. But, everyone has to admit it. That's a very funny post. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #16 July 24, 2012 QuoteHypotheticals solve nothing in this case. Better shut down Speakers Corner and the Incidents Forum then. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loumeinhart 0 #17 July 24, 2012 Quotesolve nothing in this case. I don't think CSpence is trying to "solve the case" here on DZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loumeinhart 0 #18 July 24, 2012 gas cans Law requiring fuel stations to scan a vehicle barcode/RFID for authorization. This would be easy, say if your plates are current, you can pump gas... the system will then read info from your fuel tank. Pumping gasoline into a container or non-approved vehicle will be done separately (different pump/station, etc), and tracked. good on paper until someone siphons it out of their tank to make a bomb Then we'll ban garden hoses Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loumeinhart 0 #19 July 24, 2012 Quotecarry and conceal small, unmarked gasoline containers wherever they go, so that they can protect us from crazy people with gasoline.Quote don't forget this option: keep the small, empty gasoline container in the glove box, and put the gasoline in the trunk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #20 July 24, 2012 Quotegas cans Law requiring fuel stations to scan a vehicle barcode/RFID for authorization. This would be easy, say if your plates are current, you can pump gas... the system will then read info from your fuel tank. Pumping gasoline into a container or non-approved vehicle will be done separately (different pump/station, etc), and tracked. good on paper until someone siphons it out of their tank to make a bomb Then we'll ban garden hoses I like it, especially the part about moving on to banning hoses. And the part about have current tags to be able to pump gas is brilliant, I think we should include current insurance and driver training in that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rehmwa 2 #21 July 24, 2012 QuoteAnd the part about have current tags to be able to pump gas is brilliant, I think we should include current insurance and driver training in that. in reality - this has nothing to do with evil gas and how it kills innocent honor students it's really just a back door into tracking how much gas we each use so they can control our movements and tax those that already buy more gas in the first place. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyDekker 1,465 #22 July 24, 2012 Current restrictions and regulations on gas cans are only preventing law abiding citizens from transporting gasoline however they want. Bad guys will transport gasoline however they want anyways, they don't care about laws and regulations. Clearly all such regulations should be removed!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChangoLanzao 0 #23 July 24, 2012 QuoteCurrent restrictions and regulations on gas cans are only preventing law abiding citizens from transporting gasoline however they want. Bad guys will transport gasoline however they want anyways, they don't care about laws and regulations. Clearly all such regulations should be removed!! The people have a right to make fire to enable them to fight against the tyranny of their government. We must have the unregulated ability to fight fire with fire. "Government is not reason, nor eloquence. It is force. And like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearsome master." -- George Washington Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites funjumper101 15 #24 July 25, 2012 Right Wing fucktards sure come up with some really weird ideas. The dumbest crap on the Internet. And other Right Wing fucktards chime in. The USA is fucked. The ability to think and reason is vanishing, right before our eyes. Dumb shit like this poll is sure sign that the USA will become a second rate former world power, sucking hind tit on China. Y'all better start pushing for Mandarin and Cantonese lessons starting in grade school. Your kids will need to communicate with the owners of the organizations they work for in their native language. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #25 July 26, 2012 QuoteRight Wing fucktards sure come up with some really weird ideas. The dumbest crap on the Internet. And other Right Wing fucktards chime in. The USA is fucked. The ability to think and reason is vanishing, right before our eyes. Dumb shit like this poll is sure sign that the USA will become a second rate former world power, sucking hind tit on China. Y'all better start pushing for Mandarin and Cantonese lessons starting in grade school. Your kids will need to communicate with the owners of the organizations they work for in their native language. And your post is a prime example of the average conversation with the average left wing fucktard. Comprehend sarcasm much? Thanks for stopping by. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
CSpenceFLY 1 #20 July 24, 2012 Quotegas cans Law requiring fuel stations to scan a vehicle barcode/RFID for authorization. This would be easy, say if your plates are current, you can pump gas... the system will then read info from your fuel tank. Pumping gasoline into a container or non-approved vehicle will be done separately (different pump/station, etc), and tracked. good on paper until someone siphons it out of their tank to make a bomb Then we'll ban garden hoses I like it, especially the part about moving on to banning hoses. And the part about have current tags to be able to pump gas is brilliant, I think we should include current insurance and driver training in that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #21 July 24, 2012 QuoteAnd the part about have current tags to be able to pump gas is brilliant, I think we should include current insurance and driver training in that. in reality - this has nothing to do with evil gas and how it kills innocent honor students it's really just a back door into tracking how much gas we each use so they can control our movements and tax those that already buy more gas in the first place. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #22 July 24, 2012 Current restrictions and regulations on gas cans are only preventing law abiding citizens from transporting gasoline however they want. Bad guys will transport gasoline however they want anyways, they don't care about laws and regulations. Clearly all such regulations should be removed!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChangoLanzao 0 #23 July 24, 2012 QuoteCurrent restrictions and regulations on gas cans are only preventing law abiding citizens from transporting gasoline however they want. Bad guys will transport gasoline however they want anyways, they don't care about laws and regulations. Clearly all such regulations should be removed!! The people have a right to make fire to enable them to fight against the tyranny of their government. We must have the unregulated ability to fight fire with fire. "Government is not reason, nor eloquence. It is force. And like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearsome master." -- George Washington Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funjumper101 15 #24 July 25, 2012 Right Wing fucktards sure come up with some really weird ideas. The dumbest crap on the Internet. And other Right Wing fucktards chime in. The USA is fucked. The ability to think and reason is vanishing, right before our eyes. Dumb shit like this poll is sure sign that the USA will become a second rate former world power, sucking hind tit on China. Y'all better start pushing for Mandarin and Cantonese lessons starting in grade school. Your kids will need to communicate with the owners of the organizations they work for in their native language. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #25 July 26, 2012 QuoteRight Wing fucktards sure come up with some really weird ideas. The dumbest crap on the Internet. And other Right Wing fucktards chime in. The USA is fucked. The ability to think and reason is vanishing, right before our eyes. Dumb shit like this poll is sure sign that the USA will become a second rate former world power, sucking hind tit on China. Y'all better start pushing for Mandarin and Cantonese lessons starting in grade school. Your kids will need to communicate with the owners of the organizations they work for in their native language. And your post is a prime example of the average conversation with the average left wing fucktard. Comprehend sarcasm much? Thanks for stopping by. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
