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Yesterday I saw a "smart car" with an Impeach Obama sticker.:S:S



Maybe it's like one of those "Kick Me!" signs you secretly put on someone's back? Someone stuck it on there, and the poor smart-car-driving-Obama-worshipper hasn't noticed it yet? :P

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>and the poor smart-car-driving-Obama-worshipper

With a latte, don't forget the latte!



Why is it always a latte and why does "the right" hate small business owners of coffee shops?
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>Why is it always a latte

Cuz the word looks sort of French.

>why does "the right" hate small business owners of coffee shops?

Now, blowing the minds of right wingers is no laughing matter. No wonder they're upset.



Italian . . . but you're probably right.
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>Why is it always a latte

Cuz the word looks sort of French.

>why does "the right" hate small business owners of coffee shops?

Now, blowing the minds of right wingers is no laughing matter. No wonder they're upset.



Italian . . . but you're probably right.



Italian IS "sort of French".
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>and the poor smart-car-driving-Obama-worshipper

With a latte, don't forget the latte!



Chai tea latte...those liberal pricks are the worst. That's why when I order mine I always add a shot of espresso in defiance!
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>Why is it always a latte

Cuz the word looks sort of French.

>why does "the right" hate small business owners of coffee shops?

Now, blowing the minds of right wingers is no laughing matter. No wonder they're upset.





Italian . . . but you're probably right.



Italian IS "sort of French".


I lived in Italy for 2 years, FYI not France. But I understand your ignorance, like most Americans it is beyond your comprehension to differentiate between here and there.

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>Why is it always a latte

Cuz the word looks sort of French.

>why does "the right" hate small business owners of coffee shops?

Now, blowing the minds of right wingers is no laughing matter. No wonder they're upset.





Italian . . . but you're probably right.


Italian IS "sort of French".

I lived in Italy for 2 years, FYI not France. But I understand your ignorance, like most Americans it is beyond your comprehension to differentiate between here and there.


And your ignorance is just staggering.:D:D:D:D:D

I lived in Europe for 31 years:P
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Your make my point.....You should know better. BTW I just stated how many years I lived in Italy. Do you want be to go in to how much time I have spent in: Spain, France, Belgium, England, (My Scottish friends would insist that they are a separate country but officially they are not, so I will refrain), Ireland, the Netherlands, Germany, (both East, West and unified), Switzerland, Australia, Lithuania, Poland, and, Malta? I could include in Turkey, but I won’t.

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Your make my point.....You should know better. BTW I just stated how many years I lived in Italy. Do you want be to go in to how much time I have spent in: Spain, France, Belgium, England, (My Scottish friends would insist that they are a separate country but officially they are not, so I will refrain), Ireland, the Netherlands, Germany, (both East, West and unified), Switzerland, Australia, Lithuania, Poland, and, Malta? I could include in Turkey, but I won’t.



Forgot to mention - no sense of humor either.

Did you hear about the new Italian/French (take your pick) tank? 4 reverse gears and one forward in case the enemy attacks from behind.

:P:P:P:P:P:P
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Your make my point.....You should know better. BTW I just stated how many years I lived in Italy. Do you want be to go in to how much time I have spent in: Spain, France, Belgium, England, (My Scottish friends would insist that they are a separate country but officially they are not, so I will refrain), Ireland, the Netherlands, Germany, (both East, West and unified), Switzerland, Australia, Lithuania, Poland, and, Malta? I could include in Turkey, but I won’t.



Forgot to mention - no sense of humor either.

Did you hear about the new Italian/French (take your pick) tank? 4 reverse gears and one forward in case the enemy attacks from behind.

:P:P:P:P:P:P

Yes and the Italian/French sale on assault rifles; “Never fired, dropped only once.

Or the story of the two Russian peasants, or the one where the Russians are sending help to Chechnya: After a natural disaster, the aid worker asks "What will you be providing? The Russian official replies "eggs" the aid worker asks "how will they be packaged?" and the Russian official replies "In trousers"

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Your make my point.....You should know better. BTW I just stated how many years I lived in Italy. Do you want be to go in to how much time I have spent in: Spain, France, Belgium, England, (My Scottish friends would insist that they are a separate country but officially they are not, so I will refrain), Ireland, the Netherlands, Germany, (both East, West and unified), Switzerland, Australia, Lithuania, Poland, and, Malta? I could include in Turkey, but I won’t.



Forgot to mention - no sense of humor either.

Did you hear about the new Italian/French (take your pick) tank? 4 reverse gears and one forward in case the enemy attacks from behind.

:P:P:P:P:P:P


Don’t get me started about the defenestration of Prague!

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I lived in Italy for 2 years, FYI not France. But I understand your ignorance, like most Americans it is beyond your comprehension to differentiate between here and there.



The lexical similarity coefficient between Italian and French is 89%.

In that sense Italian is sort of French (and by definition vice versa).

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I lived in Italy for 2 years, FYI not France. But I understand your ignorance, like most Americans it is beyond your comprehension to differentiate between here and there.



The lexical similarity coefficient between Italian and French is 89%.

In that sense Italian is sort of French (and by definition vice versa).



It's OK, he just had a serious case of "whoosh" last night.
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Yesterday I saw a "smart car" with an Impeach Obama sticker.:S:S



Incongruity? I'm not surprised that anyone poor enough with analysis to buy a Smart would think that there was anything to impeach Obama over.


This. "Smart cars" are a laughable contradiction in terms except for the very few who benefit in terms of parking availibility.

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Yesterday I saw a "smart car" with an Impeach Obama sticker.:S:S



Incongruity? I'm not surprised that anyone poor enough with analysis to buy a Smart would think that there was anything to impeach Obama over.


This. "Smart cars" are a laughable contradiction in terms except for the very few who benefit in terms of parking availibility.

Blues,
Dave


That may be true in rural WA state, but not in NYC (for example). Try to park your SUV at 96th and Broadway.
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Yesterday I saw a "smart car" with an Impeach Obama sticker.:S:S



Incongruity? I'm not surprised that anyone poor enough with analysis to buy a Smart would think that there was anything to impeach Obama over.


This. "Smart cars" are a laughable contradiction in terms except for the very few who benefit in terms of parking availibility.

Blues,
Dave


That may be true in rural WA state, but not in NYC (for example). Try to park your SUV at 96th and Broadway.


We don't have an SUV, but I'll admit the Camaro would be a poor choice for NYC. Instead, I'd take our Prius, which is safer and more practical than a "smart car", and would get better fuel economy, while fitting into almost as many parking spots.

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Yesterday I saw a "smart car" with an Impeach Obama sticker.:S:S



Incongruity? I'm not surprised that anyone poor enough with analysis to buy a Smart would think that there was anything to impeach Obama over.


This. "Smart cars" are a laughable contradiction in terms except for the very few who benefit in terms of parking availibility.

Blues,
Dave


That may be true in rural WA state, but not in NYC (for example). Try to park your SUV at 96th and Broadway.


We don't have an SUV, but I'll admit the Camaro would be a poor choice for NYC. Instead, I'd take our Prius, which is safer and more practical than a "smart car", and would get better fuel economy, while fitting into almost as many parking spots.

Blues,
Dave


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