shah269 0 #1 July 2, 2012 http://www.forbes.com/sites/jeffbercovici/2012/07/02/anderson-cooper-comes-out-as-tvs-first-openly-gay-anchor/ Anderson Cooper Comes Out As TV's First Openly Gay Prime Time Anchor[/b I would like to take this moment to than Moses, Jesus, Mohamed, Buddha and the great L Ron Bubbard for this. As a straight man in the dating pool I would like to thank the lord above that such a handsome well traveled well spoken well dressed well educated man is no longer on my side of the fence and thus no longer my competition. Mr. Cooper, may you and your future husband live long and happy lives and may you adopt at least 4 highly talented and truly gifted Asian orphans who will not need a single penny from you and get free rides in IV league schools and grow up to be brain surgeons / male models/ cello players. But I digress, as long as you and your equally handsome husband could maybe help make a few more well educated well dressed well paid men join you on the gay side I would really appreciated! For simply put, the less of you in the dating pool the better I LOOK! NOW LETS SEE YOU CONSERVATIVES ARGUE THAT ONE! Who wants less hot ladies! Yeah that's what I thought! Now shut the hell up and send the man a gift!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #2 July 2, 2012 You flatter yourself. Straight or gay, if you ever thought AC was your dating competition, you live a rich fantasy life.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #3 July 2, 2012 OK I live near NYC....he lives in NYC! He travels the world, I've traveled the world. He looks good, well what can I say I look good. He has a great sexy voice, well I do as well. He is deep insightful and a great conversationalist? I get invited to parties just to I can be the center of the conversation. And you are missing the big picture. Not only is he out of my dating pool but so is his boy friend! Bro that's 2 dudes out of the pool! Really you are going to argue about this? More hot ladies for us! I mean how hard is this for you to get. Two dicks out = more B(.)(.)BIES for us!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #4 July 2, 2012 >Bro that's 2 dudes out of the pool! Yeah, but them some chick announces she has a girlfriend and it's back to square one. Life's tough sometimes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #5 July 2, 2012 Nah Lohan went lesbian and came right back. The lesbians couldn't deal with that girls drama! Now we men...shit! What won't we overlook as long as she it hot! Now the only nullifier is if 4 girls went bi. So to even it out, 4 ladies need to go bi. And when they do they need to call me up and we need to go out and have some fun!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #6 July 2, 2012 When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #7 July 2, 2012 Quote He looks good, well what can I say I look good. Ya, for an hard boiled egg......just kiddin...how you doin?Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #8 July 2, 2012 So Jesus is responsible for Anderson Cooper being gay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #9 July 2, 2012 QuoteSo Jesus is responsible for Anderson Cooper being gay? I blame Kathy Griffin.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #10 July 2, 2012 QuoteQuoteSo Jesus is responsible for Anderson Cooper being gay? I blame Kathy Griffin. Have you sen her show...wtf, lol... No wonder Seinfeld couldn't stand her...Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #11 July 2, 2012 QuoteNo wonder Seinfeld couldn't stand her... You need to be able to separate reality from fiction. If Seinfeld really didn't like Kathy Griffin, she would have never appeared on his show where he pretended not to like her.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #12 July 2, 2012 QuoteYou need to be able to separate reality from fiction. ...and you need to separate comedy from reality, which seems to escape most here in the SC...as demonstrated by their constant appeals to the late Calin and such.Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #13 July 2, 2012 Quote...and you need to separate comedy from reality, which seems to escape most here in the SC... You need me to dumb down the references to a certain level or is it the subtext thing you think eludes them?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #14 July 2, 2012 whatever dude...I'm just trying to have fun with you. Next time I'll just slip you the tongue to signify my frolicking...It's funny how my "adversaries" here will often use anything to take a stab at me...musta got under your skin at some point, eh? Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #15 July 3, 2012 QuoteSo Jesus is responsible for Anderson Cooper being gay? Well Jesus and Allah both love me! And this just means one less dick in the pile! Wooooo hooooooooo!!!!!!! HOT snobby NPR bitches here I come!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,488 #16 July 3, 2012 QuoteOK I live near NYC....he lives in NYC! He travels the world, I've traveled the world. He looks good, well what can I say I look good. He has a great sexy voice, well I do as well. He is deep insightful and a great conversationalist? I get invited to parties just to I can be the center of the conversation. You're gay too?Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #17 July 3, 2012 Quote You're gay too? No i'm not good looking enough. That said Let us take a moment and contemplate how great this guys fag hags will be! Oh the fag haggary will be legendary! Thank you Moses, Jesus, Mohamed and Buddha for the epic fag hags which we the pigdogs god calls straight men will hit on. And when we are done with the fag hags we shall let them go with Cooper the words best lady sitter.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanG 1 #18 July 3, 2012 QuoteAs a straight man in the dating pool I would like to thank the lord above that such a handsome well traveled well spoken well dressed well educated man is no longer on my side of the fence and thus no longer my competition. Um, assuming you're straight, he was never competing against you. He's just made his lack of competition against you official. It kind of like you announcing that you're not competing in the US Open this year. You were never competing there in the first place. - Dan G Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #19 July 3, 2012 Ah no Dan, You see when he was still in the closet women thought that they had a chance with him and that other men should be like him... But now that he is out the ladies know that they don't have a chance and men can't be like him. I mean look at how freaking good looking this guy is! Do you know how hard it is to be really really ridiculously good looking! 45min in the shower every day! And let's not talk about the manscaping that has to take place! And since his boyfriend will be equally as hot as him that’s two very good looking guys out of the pool! And I wish them the very best! Just pass me the fag hags!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanG 1 #20 July 3, 2012 Guess what, 99.99% of women knew they never had a chance with Anderson Cooper. Of the 0.01% of women who thought they had a chance, 99.99% of them were fooling themselves. You never had a chance of scoring the 0.000001% of women in the world that were so awesome they could make Anderson Cooper give up men. - Dan G Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #21 July 3, 2012 For me the way i vew dating and mating it's all a numbers game. And as of this moment two dicks are out!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
