Modern Day Republicans, a summary

[funjumper101 15]

This is the finest summary of the RWC/Republican way of thinking I have come across-

I am Birther, Bircher, a modern flat-earther. I revile the Kenyan Obama and his Kansas-born mama. He produced a certificate finally, but never will he be American like me! Since I bleed Tea, I oppose any whose face, place or prayer, is foreign to me. Truth, logic, & science are an unholy alliance. Justice, fairness, & reason are liberal acts of treason. I'd rather claw out my eyes than compromise. I hate unions with Koch brothers passion. Low paid cops, teachers, & firemen must be the fashion. My Rove rage will end the minimum wage! By decree, a woman's choice and body, will be policed & submit to me. Climate change is a joke & gays will never get equal consideration. My place is in big oil's yoke. How I miss segregation. I love free market anarchy. Tax cuts for the rich, kill Social Security! Socialism is my nightmare. Gut the VA & Medicare! Since "Corporations are people" is the thing, my love life is much more interesting. On a cross, the "Obammy" presidency should burn! While my vote propelled Bush-for-brains to heights undeserved, I dare not mention the name, I ain't got the nerve. God bless America! But I am not keeper of my brother. All my failures, the fault of an illegal or some "other". Thanks to Rush, Fox, & the internets I think independently. I am no pawn, no rube, not ClownedByTheGOP. Birther, Bircher, modern flat-earther, that's me.

[wmw999 2,587]

OK, where's that eye-rolling icon when you need it?

Stereotyping = not good.

Wendy P.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[muff528 3]

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This is the finest summary of the RWC/Republican way of thinking I have come across-

I am Birther, Bircher, a modern flat-earther. I revile the Kenyan Obama and his Kansas-born mama. He produced a certificate finally, but never will he be American like me! Since I bleed Tea, I oppose any whose face, place or prayer, is foreign to me. Truth, logic, & science are an unholy alliance. Justice, fairness, & reason are liberal acts of treason. I'd rather claw out my eyes than compromise. I hate unions with Koch brothers passion. Low paid cops, teachers, & firemen must be the fashion. My Rove rage will end the minimum wage! By decree, a woman's choice and body, will be policed & submit to me. Climate change is a joke & gays will never get equal consideration. My place is in big oil's yoke. How I miss segregation. I love free market anarchy. Tax cuts for the rich, kill Social Security! Socialism is my nightmare. Gut the VA & Medicare! Since "Corporations are people" is the thing, my love life is much more interesting. On a cross, the "Obammy" presidency should burn! While my vote propelled Bush-for-brains to heights undeserved, I dare not mention the name, I ain't got the nerve. God bless America! But I am not keeper of my brother. All my failures, the fault of an illegal or some "other". Thanks to Rush, Fox, & the internets I think independently. I am no pawn, no rube, not ClownedByTheGOP. Birther, Bircher, modern flat-earther, that's me.

But enough about you! ...Where's that summary you promised?


Sorry, but that was just too much to resist ...served up on a silver platter and all.

[billvon 3,111]

Sounds more like a left wing pundit's imaginings of what a right winger thinks.

[kelpdiver 2]

much anger in this one.

[rehmwa 2]

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Sounds more like a left wing pundit's imaginings of what a right winger thinks.

I've seen these types of descriptions so many times about both sides quite a bit and it's actually very funny when you realize it's more about insight into the mind of the author rather than his intended subject. (Except when the author is actually trying to be wry and amusing on purpose)

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

[devildog 0]

Is this amazon's second account?

You stop breathing for a few minutes and everyone jumps to conclusions.

[kelpdiver 2]

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Is this amazon's second account?

no, just someone with similar level of rage against the GOP. Just as we have a few with an equally irrational wage against the Obama machine.

[wmw999 2,587]

I know that Godzilla is fake, but the boogeyman is real

Wendy P.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[rehmwa 2]

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Is this amazon's second account?

no, just a pretender with less style than jeanne's rants

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

[jgoose71 0]

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Sounds more like a left wing pundit's imaginings of what a right winger thinks.

I've seen these types of descriptions so many times about both sides quite a bit and it's actually very funny when you realize it's more about insight into the mind of the author rather than his intended subject. (Except when the author is actually trying to be wry and amusing on purpose)

+1

Except I don't think he is trying to be wry or amusing....

And I tried to make it wry and amusing by humming the melody to Steve Miller's "The Joker". It didn't work.

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