kelpdiver 2 #26 April 11, 2012 QuoteI wonder how long it will be before Romney addresses the balance of trade deficit as a major campaign issue. How long will it be before BHO addresses Romney's magic underwear as a major campaign issue? That's what Biden is for...one of those live mic 'accidents.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 5 #27 April 11, 2012 Quote How long will it be before BHO addresses Romney's magic underwear as a major campaign issue? 10$ says he never will. He can't afford to piss off that kind of media or Hispanic voting bloc. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,147 #28 April 11, 2012 QuoteQuote How long will it be before BHO addresses Romney's magic underwear as a major campaign issue? 10$ says he never will. He can't afford to piss off that kind of media or Hispanic voting bloc. It's funny how members of one religious group think other religions have funny/weird beliefs and rituals, while not recognizing how weird their own beliefs and rituals look.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonD1120 62 #29 April 11, 2012 QuoteQuoteQuote How long will it be before BHO addresses Romney's magic underwear as a major campaign issue? 10$ says he never will. He can't afford to piss off that kind of media or Hispanic voting bloc. It's funny how members of one religious group think other religions have funny/weird beliefs and rituals, while not recognizing how weird their own beliefs and rituals look. It was the media that jumped on the magic underwear bit in the beginning.Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #30 April 11, 2012 Quote It was the media that jumped on the magic underwear bit in the beginning. Well magic underwear is funnier than drinking the blood and eating the flesh of someone who lived 2000 years ago. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonD1120 62 #31 April 11, 2012 QuoteQuote It was the media that jumped on the magic underwear bit in the beginning. Well magic underwear is funnier than drinking the blood and eating the flesh of someone who lived 2000 years ago. I agree. I can't imagine committing such an act.Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #32 April 11, 2012 Quote Well magic underwear is funnier than drinking the blood and eating the flesh of someone who lived 2000 years ago. but wine tastes better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #33 April 11, 2012 QuoteQuoteQuote It was the media that jumped on the magic underwear bit in the beginning. Well magic underwear is funnier than drinking the blood and eating the flesh of someone who lived 2000 years ago. I agree. I can't imagine committing such an act. You've never had the stoned-out munchies? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonD1120 62 #34 April 12, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Quote It was the media that jumped on the magic underwear bit in the beginning. Well magic underwear is funnier than drinking the blood and eating the flesh of someone who lived 2000 years ago. I agree. I can't imagine committing such an act. You've never had the stoned-out munchies? I'm...I'm...speechless.Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpsalot-2 3 #35 April 12, 2012 Quote A black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim, and a communist walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get you . . . Mr. President ? " Quote I don't know you but, you have got to be the biggest "two faced" person on this forum. A Christian you say you are. The only real religion is what YOU feel is right. It's not magic underwear by the way. Read your serious racist joke in this forum today. I say serious, because you are seriously racist. Looks like someone may be going to hell.......You are mis-guided by religion at the very least......good luck... Life is short ... jump often. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,114 #36 April 12, 2012 Your one warning. Cut it out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonD1120 62 #37 April 12, 2012 Back channel message sent, check your Email.Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #38 April 12, 2012 QuoteBack channel message You keep sending this subliminal message. Hmmm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonD1120 62 #39 April 12, 2012 QuoteQuoteBack channel message You keep sending this subliminal message. Hmmm... I'm trying to be a kinder gentler antagonist.Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 5 #40 April 13, 2012 QuoteQuote It was the media that jumped on the magic underwear bit in the beginning. Well magic underwear is funnier than drinking the blood and eating the flesh of someone who lived 2000 years ago. Mormons have that covered, too. They do both magic underwear and the flesh-eating thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #41 April 13, 2012 QuoteQuoteQuote It was the media that jumped on the magic underwear bit in the beginning. Well magic underwear is funnier than drinking the blood and eating the flesh of someone who lived 2000 years ago. Mormons have that covered, too. They do both magic underwear and the flesh-eating thing. I've heard American Indians have some pretty strange rituals. Is this true? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #42 April 13, 2012 Jeeze Ron, you've been called a misguided gaping arsehole, two faced fuckwit who's going to hell - and all this within a couple of days...and they say you're the one with the problem...I'm jealous...you must be doing something right. Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 5 #43 April 13, 2012 Quote I've heard American Indians have some pretty strange rituals. Is this true? There are surely some rites that wouldn't follow the rules of the Bible, sure. On the other hand, shamanism in various forms are practiced by far more people in the world than believers in the bible; what's your point? To specifically answer your question; No indigenous beliefs include baptizing nor eating dead people, wearing funny underwear, nor belief that they'll have their own planet with many wives if they're behaved on earth. Or that Jesus visited America after he died, secret handshakes, that Jesus and Lucifer are brothers of the same father, ghost whisperers, or that Jesus didn't make it to the top level of his own heaven, or that African Americans carry the curse of Cain (amongst just a few others) There are over 500 recognized nations; care to name any of them that have organized traditional religion, claim to be the "one and only true church" AND/OR running a candidate for President? Anne Frank, Simon Weisenthal, Adolf Hitler, and President Obama's mother are all baptized into the Mormon faith; that should make for some interesting conversation in heaven. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonD1120 62 #44 April 13, 2012 Quote Jeeze Ron, you've been called a misguided gaping arsehole, two faced fuckwit who's going to hell - and all this within a couple of days...and they say you're the one with the problem...I'm jealous...you must be doing something right. It has been an interesting few days for sure. Where would that anger be channeled if not at me? Essentially, this is an encounter group and it gives me great insight into the personality of others. I'll be working on my secure enclave in the mountains next week, doing Bible study and cleaning my AR-15. You take control of the pressure valve and keep America and the world safe from explosion. Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonD1120 62 #45 April 13, 2012 Quote No indigenous beliefs include baptizing nor eating dead people, wearing funny underwear, nor belief that they'll have their own planet with many wives if they're behaved on earth. Or that Jesus visited America after he died, secret handshakes, that Jesus and Lucifer are brothers of the same father, ghost whisperers, or that Jesus didn't make it to the top level of his own heaven, or that African Americans carry the curse of Cain (amongst just a few others) That is an excellent concise conceptual overview. I think I'll take my Bible and enter the kiva.Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,147 #46 April 13, 2012 Quote Anne Frank, Simon Weisenthal, Adolf Hitler, and President Obama's mother are all baptized into the Mormon faith; that should make for some interesting conversation in heaven. It's almost worth converting just to witness that.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #47 April 13, 2012 QuoteQuote Anne Frank, Simon Weisenthal, Adolf Hitler, and President Obama's mother are all baptized into the Mormon faith; that should make for some interesting conversation in heaven. It's almost worth converting just to witness that. You won't have to, they'll just baptize you when you die anyways. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,147 #48 April 13, 2012 QuoteQuoteQuote Anne Frank, Simon Weisenthal, Adolf Hitler, and President Obama's mother are all baptized into the Mormon faith; that should make for some interesting conversation in heaven. It's almost worth converting just to witness that. You won't have to, they'll just baptize you when you die anyways. How nice of them, but they'll have to pry me away from the FSM and his noodly appendage first.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #49 April 13, 2012 One does not pry himself from Him. He may decide to let His noodly appendage wonder away.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #50 April 14, 2012 QuoteOne does not pry himself from Him. He may decide to let His noodly appendage wonder away. If so, we will eat it. Better than that flesh and blood of the Savior stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
