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Well it's official, the communist terrorists have won!

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Twinkies-maker Hostess Brands files for Chapter 11
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!



Apparently you've changed the mind of millions of fat chicks with your sincere health advice and positive motivational speaking...
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One less thing to deep-fry! [:/]



Relax, people. They're not going out of business. They're just restructuring so they can afford to stay in business.

Remember the last time they changed?
HU!
DO YOU!
Yeah the darn things went to crap!
They were amazing! And I loved them!
And then they "changed" and I had to relearn to love them!
Now i'm freaking 35 and I'm too old to learn anything new!

DAMMMMMM YYYOOOOOOUUUUU!

Also skinny girls can bump up their boobie size by eating a few twinkies!
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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One less thing to deep-fry! [:/]



Relax, people. They're not going out of business. They're just restructuring so they can afford to stay in business.


I've switched to an off brand of those little nutty donuts. I get more for less and they actually do taste a lil better. I save 50 cent per package or 10 bucks a month. I still think spending 15/mth on donuts is rather high, but it sure as hell beats paying 25/mth for hostess...ridiculous.
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One less thing to deep-fry! [:/]



Relax, people. They're not going out of business. They're just restructuring so they can afford to stay in business.

Remember the last time they changed?
HU!
DO YOU!
Yeah the darn things went to crap!
They were amazing! And I loved them!
And then they "changed" and I had to relearn to love them!
Now i'm freaking 35 and I'm too old to learn anything new!

DAMMMMMM YYYOOOOOOUUUUU!

Also skinny girls can bump up their boobie size by eating a few twinkies!


They tasted good before they changed them up because they used 'animal fat'... lard! Same with fried-pies, cupcakes, tater chips and so-on.


Chuck

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None of those processed food items are on my diet, so I'm not a customer.
B|


Communits!
Go to Iran!
:P
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The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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One less thing to deep-fry! [:/]



Relax, people. They're not going out of business. They're just restructuring so they can afford to stay in business.


So you mean they're going to have to lay off some people and trim the fat so to speak?

Those greedy capitalist pigs, they're supposed to run the business into the ground and then get a bailout.
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None of those processed food items are on my diet, so I'm not a customer.
Can't remember the last time I had any of their products...
B|



I thought about giving them up, but then what am I gonna eat with my Bailey's and coffee in the morning- a bagel with cream cheese from some yuppie compound?:S

Yuck!
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One less thing to deep-fry! [:/]



Relax, people. They're not going out of business. They're just restructuring so they can afford to stay in business.


So you mean they're going to have to lay off some people and trim the fat so to speak?

Those greedy capitalist pigs, they're supposed to run the business into the ground and then get a bailout.


They already had the ability to layoff people, close plants, etc. But bankruptcy allows them to devise a plan to get out from under the crushing weight of debt: it lets them pay their creditors "X cents on the dollar", thereby (among other things) freeing-up a lot of operating cash. That, in turn, gives them the financial breathing room to try lowering their retail prices in order to re-capture their market share.

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Wow.
A healthy approach to my body weight makes me a communist....huh.
Who knew.


What next!
NO bacon!
No Big Macks!
NO BEER!

My good man those are all dirty words of communists!
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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A boiled egg is one of the best things to throw down your gullet first thing in the am.
I follow it up with oatmeal and fresh fruit.
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Very well sir, I'll try, but I think it's still gonna taste like shit washing it down with coffee.
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A boiled egg is one of the best things to throw down your gullet first thing in the am.
I follow it up with oatmeal and fresh fruit.
;)


You people make me SICK!

Now take that egg and deep fry it and process that oatmeal and fruit and we are talking!
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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