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Hey!!! You better back the fuck up and get your facts straight.

It was the "Red Velvet" jar. "This wasn't your everyday, run-of-the-mill cupcake," "Unlike a thin layer of icing that resides on the top of most cupcakes, this cupcake had a thick layer of icing inside a jar."

God help us. We have lost all sense of logic.
Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

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Rag heads have access to icing now too???
Damn those radical terrorists.
I didn't think they had access to the ingredients.
We're going to have to stop getting sugar, flour, and food coloring to the third world countries now. Naval blockades.
No cupcakes for you!
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this cupcake had a thick layer of icing inside a jar."



Could have been C-4. I feel safer.


C-4 requires a percussion device.


That would be the Cypres in your gear bag. ;)


He's right... what was I thinking?!??!
Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

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she wouldn't have had a problem if she had checked the cake in the hold.



Conceding that a naive customer should be blamed for the over-zealousness of a twit wearing a shoulder patch.

No thanks.



And badges! You forgot the badges!

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Hey!!! You better back the fuck up and get your facts straight.

It was the "Red Velvet" jar. "This wasn't your everyday, run-of-the-mill cupcake," "Unlike a thin layer of icing that resides on the top of most cupcakes, this cupcake had a thick layer of icing inside a jar."

God help us. We have lost all sense of logic.



It's that Fight or Flight physiology.
The country is scared shitless and we're running away.

"Screw constitutional rights! Protect me! Protect me!
Do anything you want, just don't let 'them' hurt me!"

If it wasn't for the armed forces, holy crap, Luxembourg could stick its nose across the border and go "Boo!" We'd all fall down on those scared-shitless rubbery legs.


Gunophobes
TSA
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My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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