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dmkellett

A Refreshing new Billboard seen in Jesus country

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Well in my experience it seems to start about 25KM's west of the atlantic ocean and finish about 25KM's east of the pacific ocean. Certainly where my relatives live in the middle ( CO ) and jump it seems to be pretty " God bothering " compared to more rational parts of the US and certainly most of the rest of the reality based western world. Still ya gotta love this classic eh ? Wonder how long it was up for B4 it got torn down by the lunatics ?

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Vocal athiests are just as bad as the vocal religious.

The common denominator is people that think they are more important than the really are, and never learned to shut the fuck up and mind their own business.

This post is a perfect example!!!! What the hell does the religious heartland in the US have to do with you given your location?

I was raised Catholic but choose not to practice. I have Muslim friends, Jewish friends, Hindu friends, athiest friends. I don't recall having any issues with other religions, or religion jammed down my throught.
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Looks fake - but moderately funny.

This is funnier:

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
- HE NEVER GOT MARRIED
- HE NEVER HELD A STEADY JOB
- HIS LAST REQUEST WAS A DRINK

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

- HIS FIRST NAME WAS JESUS
- HE WAS ALWAYS IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW
- HIS MOTHER DIDN'T KNOW WHO HIS FATHER WAS

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
- HE TALKED WITH HIS HANDS
- HE HAD WINE WITH EVERY MEAL
- HE WORKED IN THE BUILDING TRADES

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
- HE CALLED EVERYBODY BROTHER
- HE HAD NO PERMANENT ADDRESS
- NOBODY WOULD HIRE HIM

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
- HE NEVER CUT HIS HAIR
- HE WALKED AROUND BAREFOOT
- HE INVENTED A NEW RELIGION

AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS IRANIAN:
- HE WENT INTO HIS FATHER'S BUSINESS
- HE LIVED AT HOME UNTIL THE AGE OF 33
- HE WAS SURE HIS MOTHER WAS A VIRGIN, AND HIS MOTHER WAS SURE HE WAS
GOD .
" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

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Several years ago, I was sent out by my boss to fill a propane tank on a pump-jack. In the peocess of backing-up to the tank, my truck got stuck in the sand. While I was under the truck, shoveling sand away from the rear tires, I heard a pick-up coming. Yee-ha! Shortly, a young guy stuck his head unnder the truck and asked me, not if he could help but instead, he asked if I was a Christian! It was the middle of July in the West Texas oil-patch. I was hot and just wanting to fill a propane tank and stuck in the sand and this clown asks if I'm a Christian! I continued digging and accidently shoveled sand in his face. He left the location and I got myself un-stuck. Obviously, he was not a Christian. :S


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Well in my experience it seems to start about 25KM's west of the atlantic ocean and finish about 25KM's east of the pacific ocean.



25KM strips along the two coasts vs the rest of the country. Hmmmmmmm.....sounds like there's something wrong with the water along the coasts. Goobermint LSD experiments probably.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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How utterly refreshing. makes a change from the " You sinners " Jesus saves / read your bible / we're all going to hell etc etc..


Funny you should mention that. Count up the number of threads started by anti-religion bashers and then count up the ones started by religion supporters.

Then get back to us.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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Well in my experience it seems to start about 25KM's west of the atlantic ocean and finish about 25KM's east of the pacific ocean.



25KM strips along the two coasts vs the rest of the country. Hmmmmmmm.....sounds like there's something wrong with the water along the coasts. Goobermint LSD experiments probably.


Not sure about the 25km but I do find the level of exposure in the US funny. I was in a hospital room on Tuesday and there were THREE bibles scattered around. We went into an engineering closet and found a bible stashed there, in the UK it would have been a porn mag stashed in the closet:D:D

That said I am happy for people to believe what they want to. I'll never try and change someone's views.
Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived.

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How utterly refreshing. makes a change from the " You sinners " Jesus saves / read your bible / we're all going to hell etc etc..


Funny you should mention that. Count up the number of threads started by anti-religion bashers and then count up the ones started by religion supporters.

Then get back to us.



Because we all know that SC is a representative microcosm of the amounts of religion pushing that happencin the real world.
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Vocal athiests are just as bad as the vocal religious.



I can agree with this, but there are significantly more vocal religious people then vocal athiests. I know I do my best to avoid talking about religion in day to day conversations and think that most atheists do the same.

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