jaybird18c 27 #26 September 12, 2011 QuoteYes. Unfortunately, many americans do not "believe" in evolution. Depends on what one considers evolution to be. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #27 September 12, 2011 QuoteQuoteYes. Unfortunately, many americans do not "believe" in evolution. Depends on what one considers evolution to be. I'm going to have to say that anybody that has to parse it beyond the common definition is probably just looking for a way out.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaybird18c 27 #28 September 12, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteYes. Unfortunately, many americans do not "believe" in evolution. Depends on what one considers evolution to be. I'm going to have to say that anybody that has to parse it beyond the common definition is probably just looking for a way out. I'm going to have to say that anybody who doesn't parse it out beyond the common generic definition is just blissfully drinking the blue coolade. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #29 September 12, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteYes. Unfortunately, many americans do not "believe" in evolution. Depends on what one considers evolution to be. I'm going to have to say that anybody that has to parse it beyond the common definition is probably just looking for a way out. I'm going to have to say that anybody who doesn't parse it out beyond the common generic definition is just blissfully drinking the blue coolade. How so? Evolution, as used by scientists up to this point and commonly understood by them around the globe, has meant exactly one thing. How does parsing a new definition of it improve the situation? Do I need to parse the definition of "gravity" as well, or is that "drinking the blue coolade"?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,132 #30 September 12, 2011 >Depends on what one considers evolution to be. In this case the definition is simple and comes from the poll. 40% of Americans think that "God created humans pretty much in their present form within the past 10,000 years." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #31 September 12, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteYes. Unfortunately, many americans do not "believe" in evolution. Depends on what one considers evolution to be. I'm going to have to say that anybody that has to parse it beyond the common definition is probably just looking for a way out. ooh, the irony meter just pegged! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #32 September 12, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteYes. Unfortunately, many americans do not "believe" in evolution. Depends on what one considers evolution to be. I'm going to have to say that anybody that has to parse it beyond the common definition is probably just looking for a way out. ooh, the irony meter just pegged! Really? Please link an example of me attempting to parse a common definition; not something obtuse somebody has said, but a commonly understood term such as "evolution."quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #33 September 12, 2011 Quote Really? Please link an example of me attempting to parse a common definition; not something obtuse somebody has said, but a commonly understood term such as "evolution." we'll all saw the trouble you had with the definition of threaten when it came to that cop and the CCW holder. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #34 September 12, 2011 QuoteQuote Really? Please link an example of me attempting to parse a common definition; not something obtuse somebody has said, but a commonly understood term such as "evolution." we'll all saw the trouble you had with the definition of threaten when it came to that cop and the CCW holder. Bah . . . even if you quote the cop you can't say he threatened him. He states what he thinks he should have done, but that's very different from saying what he's going to do if the perp doesn't cooperate. This isn't ME parsing it, it's you guys. It's impossible to threaten somebody in past tense. Bringing that back around to this thread, I don't see how anybody can say it's evolution if they think god somehow had a hand in it.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #35 September 13, 2011 Quote Bah . . . even if you quote the cop you can't say he threatened him. He states what he thinks he should have done, but that's very different from saying what he's going to do if the perp doesn't cooperate. This isn't ME parsing it, it's you guys. It's impossible to threaten somebody in past tense. keep dancing....like I said, pretty high irony score. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #36 September 14, 2011 four in ten americans are goat-fuck stupid says another study made by gallup; i believe it has the same accuracy! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #37 September 14, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Yes. Unfortunately, many americans do not "believe" in evolution. Depends on what one considers evolution to be. I'm going to have to say that anybody that has to parse it beyond the common definition is probably just looking for a way out. I'm going to have to say that anybody who doesn't parse it out beyond the common generic definition is just blissfully drinking the blue coolade. same with the flat earth, ey!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,183 #38 September 14, 2011 Quotefour in ten americans are goat-fuck stupid Is that a quantifiable amount of stupidity?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,132 #39 September 14, 2011 >same with the flat earth, ey!? I guess that depends on what one considers "flat" to be. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,611 #40 September 14, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteYes. Unfortunately, many americans do not "believe" in evolution. Depends on what one considers evolution to be. I'm going to have to say that anybody that has to parse it beyond the common definition is probably just looking for a way out. I'm going to have to say that anybody who doesn't parse it out beyond the common generic definition is just blissfully drinking the blue coolade. Says the guy who gets all his information on the subject from an organisation whos stated aim is to disagree with it even if it means lying, obfuscating and plain making shit up. I keep wondering if one day you're going to turn out to be one of the most comitted trolls in internet history, and you've actually just been fucking with us this whole time.Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #41 September 15, 2011 Quote Quote four in ten americans are goat-fuck stupid Is that a quantifiable amount of stupidity? i think "goat-fuck stupid" is quite quantifiable, dont you think!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #42 September 15, 2011 Quote Quote Quote four in ten americans are goat-fuck stupid Is that a quantifiable amount of stupidity? i think "goat-fuck stupid" is quite quantifiable, dont you think!? but only accurate to +/- one class of farm animal. (chicken,goat,sheep,pig,cow) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #43 September 15, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote four in ten americans are goat-fuck stupid Is that a quantifiable amount of stupidity? i think "goat-fuck stupid" is quite quantifiable, dont you think!? but only accurate to +/- one class of farm animal. (chicken,goat,sheep,pig,cow) there's yet another study which reveals that 4 in 10 americans do prefer sexual intercourse with chickens, because - wait for it - they're not only "goat-fuck stupid" - it's coming - they also have very small dicks! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites