muff528 3 #1 July 13, 2011 Pastafarianism! ...Mmmmmmm! (cool hats, too!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beowulf 1 #2 July 13, 2011 And equally as credible as Christianity!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hwt 0 #3 July 13, 2011 QuoteAnd equally as credible as Christianity!!! I hope you are including Muslims . These fools deserve the B. S. of the year award . 72 virgins? gtfo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #4 July 13, 2011 QuoteQuoteAnd equally as credible as Christianity!!! I hope you are including Muslims . These fools deserve the B. S. of the year award . 72 virgins? gtfo Can we get back to talking about pasta!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #5 July 13, 2011 What bothers me about this story is that this guy doesn't even believe in the FSM. I mean, if he thinks he will partake of the beer volcano just for pretending to believe, well,.. uhm well he might be right I guess. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #6 July 14, 2011 dudeism is also an alternative. and there's even dudeist skydivers out there The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #7 July 14, 2011 Quote dudeism is also an alternative. and there's even dudeist skydivers out there I'm already a dudeist priest as are many other DZ.commers but I could, conceivably, become an apostate and even convert for a decent plate of spaghetti. ...but only for the real deal ...I wouldn't commit heresy for some (olive) garden variety pasta. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #8 July 14, 2011 One day I will have my own church. The Church of Shah Do. Where we will all live asking the age old and well understood question "What would Shah Do" The Church of Shah Do will have strict rules! Church will be held at a Mosque where there will be large screen TV's showing the latest and greatest sports and movies. There will be a bar, with at least 15 kinds but no more than 20 beers on tap! And there will be a slushy machine! And there will be a dress code, fuzzy bunny slippers will be worn by all! And after each pontification made by the one and only Shah we shall all chant "And that's what she said!"Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #9 July 14, 2011 Quote One day I will have my own church. The Church of Shah Do. Where we will all live asking the age old and well understood question "What would Shah Do" The Church of Shah Do will have strict rules! Church will be held at a Mosque where there will be large screen TV's showing the latest and greatest sports and movies. There will be a bar, with at least 15 kinds but no more than 20 beers on tap! And there will be a slushy machine! And there will be a dress code, fuzzy bunny slippers will be worn by all! And after each pontification made by the one and only Shah we shall all chant "And that's what she said!" So you will be preaching for "it" ...not against "it"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #10 July 14, 2011 Quote So you will be preaching for "it" ...not against "it"? "And that's what she said"Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
