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BIGUN

Gun Joke

By BIGUN, in Speakers Corner

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BIGUN    1,440

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Got this last night. You may have seen it before, but I haven't and it made me chuckle...

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An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit.

The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr. Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"

The driver replied, "Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a .45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."

The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?"

"Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."

The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the driver's face and said "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns.May I ask what you are afraid of?

"Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered, "Not a fucking thing."


Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

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Zep    0

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The driver was obviously once a boy scout. Joke or no joke, from what I've read about the border towns of Arizona
the guy was lacking in a few essencial items. But then he was probably a liberal

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Understandable that pro-gun supporters would feel as if the joke proves their point.

However, what's interesting about the joke is the ironic subtext of the punchline that it's ONLY because he's surrounded by guns that he feels as if he's in control of his world.
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Understandable that pro-gun supporters would feel as if the joke proves their point.

However, what's interesting about the joke is the ironic subtext of the punchline that it's ONLY because he's surrounded by guns that he feels as if he's in control of his world.



Well, at least he's not fooling himself.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Understandable that pro-gun supporters would feel as if the joke proves their point.



Inaccurate.

I'm a staunch supporter of the 2nd amendment and I think its nothing more than a funny joke.

Its funny

I'm not even a republican ;)

Dont paint us all with the same brush.

Actually, dont paint me at all. I dont want to be painted :)
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Understandable that pro-gun supporters would feel as if the joke proves their point.
However, what's interesting about the joke is the ironic subtext of the punchline that it's ONLY because he's surrounded by guns that he feels as if he's in control of his world.


Well, at least he's not fooling himself.



Really? I think anybody that says they're not afraid of anything actually is fooling themselves.
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BIGUN    1,440

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Understandable that pro-gun supporters would feel as if the joke proves their point.
However, what's interesting about the joke is the ironic subtext of the punchline that it's ONLY because he's surrounded by guns that he feels as if he's in control of his world.


Well, at least he's not fooling himself.



Really? I think anybody that says they're not afraid of anything actually is fooling themselves.




It was a Joke, my man. Plain and simple. No need to over-think/analyze/react/... It would have been in Bonfire except for the gun reference.
Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

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rehmwa    2

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So what is it that you are scared of ? And why?



sock puppets

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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So what is it that you are scared of ? And why?


sock puppets

And why?


Dude! Have you ever met Mallory Lewis?

Just kiddin' Mallory, love you where ever you are. ;)
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So what is it that you are scared of ? And why?


sock puppets

And why?


Dude! Have you ever met Mallory Lewis?

Just kiddin' Mallory, love you where ever you are. ;)


LOL! But really,
What scares you and why?
Are you scared of dying?
It's going to happen eventualy.

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So what is it that you are scared of ? And why?


sock puppets

And why?

Dude! Have you ever met Mallory Lewis?
Just kiddin' Mallory, love you where ever you are. ;)

LOL! But really,
What scares you and why?
Are you scared of dying?
It's going to happen eventualy.


I'm mostly scared of things having a gun would have absolutely no effect on whatsoever if that's what you're getting at.

Me getting robbed in my home really isn't one of them which is apparently what an awful lot of folks with guns do worry about. People are frequently afraid of the wrong things.

A test tube of smallpox being dropped in front of the Cinderella Castle at Disneyland during the summer fireworks show. That would fuck things up pretty bad.

Few people think about it.

Shit like that.
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rehmwa    2

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So what is it that you are scared of ? And why?



sock puppets



And why?



Well, they are "obviously" crazy and homicidal

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rehmwa    2

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No, man. I'm tellin' you. That f'in' Lambchop is a crazy little bitch.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamb_Chop_(puppet)



phaw - you wouldn't even CARE or have heard of Lambchop if she wasn't white

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No, man. I'm tellin' you. That f'in' Lambchop is a crazy little bitch.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamb_Chop_(puppet)


phaw - you wouldn't even CARE or have heard of Lambchop if she wasn't white


Well, we've had tickle fights at the DZ, so I'm not 100% certain you're correct. ;)

(Lambchop is the unofficial/official sock puppet of "Jump for the Cause.")
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diablopilot    2

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"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."



Reassuring to the masses huddled in the dark and scared shitless around a radio, but completely untrue.



Wolf.

Sheep.

Sheepdog.

Pick one. I have.
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