Come on People.......... Realllllly???

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Divine or just a vine? Kudzu believed to resemble Jesus

Man opts against using herbicide on the weed: 'You can't spray Jesus with Roundup'

KINSTON, N.C. — The Gospel of John quotes Jesus as saying "I am the true vine," and some folks in eastern North Carolina think they may have witnessed a literal demonstration.

A utility pole about a mile south of Kinston has attracted attention in the last week or so from people who say the kudzu clinging to it resembles the image of Jesus on the cross.

Kent Hardison goes by the pole every day on his way to work at Ma's Hotdog House, about a 90-minute drive east of Raleigh. His first reaction, common here when it comes to kudzu, was to blast it with Roundup herbicide. But then he had second thoughts, according to The Free Press of Kinston.

"I glanced at it, and it looks like Jesus," Hardison said. "I thought, 'You can't spray Jesus with Roundup.'"

[Belgian_Draft 0]

Personally, I thought it looked more like Charles Manson peeking around the pole.

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[devildog 0]

When it catches fire and starts talking, I'll pay attention :)

You stop breathing for a few minutes and everyone jumps to conclusions.

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Personally, I thought it looked more like Charles Manson peeking around the pole.

Nope.. no swastika

[D22369 0]

thats funny shit right there,

we had the nutz out in force a few years ago here in Yakima about the DOT signs having the image of the virgin mary on the backside, amused me to no end to drive past their candlelight vigils


"I glanced at it, and it looks like Jesus," Hardison said. "I thought, 'You can't spray Jesus with Roundup.'" ***

if its a real sign from god then wouldnt it come back from the dead?

Roy

They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

[headoverheels 333]

Looks like a robber to me.

[masterrig 1]

'The Swamp Thing'... maybe!


Chuck

[Andrewwhyte 1]

The blessed shrine of the telephone pole.
Christians are morons.

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Christians are morons.

Only some of them.

Bigots, on the other hand, by definition are all morons.

[SpeedRacer 1]

Maybe the Monsanto Corporation could make a genetically modified kudzu-Jesus that would be resistant to Roundup.

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[popsjumper 2]

"Ma's Hotdog House"

Realllllly???


Sounds like something Bolas would do.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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great comment :

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Obviously God enjoys using his almighty power to play with vines instead of like, ending all wars and things like that

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I'll do ya one better:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/elainelarkin/4057908911/

Wouldn't want anyone falling over the cliff and all. Divine protection from above!

Now it works

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[airdvr 210]

Chia Jesus

Please don't dent the planet.

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[kallend 2,114]

I have a pile of dirt in my back yard that looks like Jabba the Hutt.

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[idrankwhat 0]

I think Kent was working with some different weed before he went to tackle the kudzu. Must have shared it with the associated press reporter too.


Looks more like Excalibur to me after some moistened bint lobbed it at someone.

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That story reminded me of this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8-8WJxA-cI

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"I glanced at it, and it looks like Jesus," Hardison said. "I thought, 'You can't spray Jesus with Roundup.'"

really it's because he realized that even if he did kill it, it would be back in 3 days anyway.

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Rob