SpeedRacer 1 #1 March 21, 2011 oh, and she's NOT a witch. http://www.newsweek.com/2010/10/07/why-masturbation-helps-procreation.html# Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 March 21, 2011 What else floats? "Little tiny pebbles...." (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #3 March 21, 2011 Not to mention the simple fact that it's fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DocPop 1 #4 March 21, 2011 "Anti-Wanking Activist" - I like it. "As private parts to the Gods are we - they play with us for their sport" - Blackadder."The ground does not care who you are. It will always be tougher than the human behind the controls." ~ CanuckInUSA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #5 March 21, 2011 Quote They concluded that “masturbation is a male strategy to increase sperm fitness.” a "strategy"...hahahaha....lmao. ya right! "OK, I'm gonna strategically wank my willy for the sole purpose of strengthening my sperm." Nice excuse, but I doubt mom's gonna buy it when she walks in on you... "Don't you want strong healthy grandchildren mom?" But on a serious note...the article doesn't address the idea that strong healthy sperm are probably gonna make it to the egg before weak damaged sperm.Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skwrl 56 #6 March 21, 2011 QuoteThey concluded that “masturbation is a male strategy to increase sperm fitness.” If that were even remotely true, the only thing that would be able to harm my sperm would be green kryptonite.Skwrl Productions - Wingsuit Photography Northeast Bird School - Chief Logistics Guy and Video Dork Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #7 March 21, 2011 QuoteQuoteThey concluded that “masturbation is a male strategy to increase sperm fitness.” If that were even remotely true, the only thing that would be able to harm my sperm would be green kryptonite. Or Stewie: Stewie vs Sperm Bonus Video - Better quality: Stewie's battle for the eggYour secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #8 March 21, 2011 Well as someone who is s'posed to be so much against it, she don't 'alf come across as a complete WANKER!!! (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #9 March 21, 2011 Quote "Anti-Wanking Activist" - I like it. "As private parts to the Gods are we - they play with us for their sport" - Blackadder. I don't think the Anti-Wanking Movement will be successful. Masturbation is widespread, and won't be easy to rub out. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #10 March 22, 2011 Killing Kittens = Culling the Herd? Some guys must have muscle-bound tadpoles by now....mh . edit for spelling "The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #11 March 22, 2011 Quote Nice excuse, but I doubt mom's gonna buy it when she walks in on you... Well you could always just move out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #12 March 22, 2011 Is it bad that these are the first 2 thing that came to my mind when reading the article? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp_l5ntikaU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #13 March 22, 2011 I was thinking more like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkklW7VEBHA"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #14 March 22, 2011 This thread got me perusing some more Monty Python clips, and I found one that pretty much sums up the SC. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAaWvVFERVA&NR=1Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SethInMI 174 #15 March 22, 2011 Quote If that were even remotely true, the only thing that would be able to harm my sperm would be green kryptonite. Reminded me of the Larry Niven classic essay Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex. http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html. Super sperm are bad, Mmmmkay?It's flare not flair, brakes not breaks, bridle not bridal, "could NOT care less" not "could care less". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
