SpeedRacer 1 #1 February 25, 2011 http://www.theonion.com/articles/marauding-gay-hordes-drag-thousands-of-helpless-ci,19325/ If only we had listened! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #2 February 25, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-id4GKsaQk Audio NSFWOwned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,132 #3 February 25, 2011 A marauding gay horde just went by the office window here. Thank goodness they didn't see any targets! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 February 25, 2011 QuoteA marauding gay horde just went by the office window here. Thank goodness they didn't see any targets! They did - but they are being passive aggressive about it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 3 #5 February 26, 2011 QuoteA marauding gay horde just went by the office window here. Thank goodness they didn't see any Targets! If they did, they'd have walked past it. I think they'd be more likely to shop at the Army-Navy store. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #6 February 26, 2011 Holy geez, that must be why there's a mob in tank tops and tight shorts in our front yard ! They've been rocking out to Queen all morning. My wife and I have been awfully careless telling so many people about our 30th anniversary coming up in April. Where is Bill Clinton now that we need him ?! His vision and courage in defending the institution of marriage in the face of an election year has been an inspration to us ever since he signed DOMA in '96. At least the moaning from under his desk was a throaty female moan.... Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mdrejhon 8 #7 March 3, 2011 Quote If they did, they'd have walked past it. I think they'd be more likely to shop at the Army-Navy store. Or you mean, Old Navy. But it could just as easily be any metrosexual. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #8 March 3, 2011 reminds me of the ban gay marriage... OMG, we're not recognized by the government to be a legal couple...what will we tell our artificially inceminated children? Anyone looking to the government for approval has a serious problem...period. Personally, I don't care if they ban marriage completly...what's the point in this day and age when everyone just gets divorced anyway....it's a bloody joke.Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanG 1 #9 March 3, 2011 QuoteAnyone looking to the government for approval has a serious problem...period. You think that's what legalizing gay marriage is about? Approval? How about equal treatment under the law? QuotePersonally, I don't care if they ban marriage completly... I'm cool with that. - Dan G Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #10 March 3, 2011 I got a good laugh on one of the other headlines on that page: "Open-Minded Man Grimly Realizes How Much Life He's Wasted Listening To Bullshit." Kinda how I've been feeling lately. Quote CLEVELAND—During an unexpected moment of clarity Tuesday, open-minded man Blake Richman was suddenly struck by the grim realization that he's squandered a significant portion of his life listening to everyone's bullshit, the 38-year-old told reporters. A visibly stunned and solemn Richman, who until this point regarded his willingness to hear out the opinions of others as a worthwhile quality, estimated that he's wasted nearly three and a half years of his existence being open to people's half-formed thoughts, asinine suggestions, and pointless, dumbfuck stories. "Jesus Christ," said Richman, taking in the overwhelming volume of useless crap he's actively listened to over the years. "My whole life I've made a concerted effort to give people a fair shake and understand different points of view because I felt that everyone had something valuable to offer, but it turns out most of what they had to offer was complete bullshit." "Seriously," Richman added, "what have I gained from treating everyone's opinion with respect? Nothing. Absolutely nothing." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #11 March 3, 2011 Quote Quote If they did, they'd have walked past it. I think they'd be more likely to shop at the Army-Navy store. Or you mean, Old Navy. But it could just as easily be any metrosexual. ----------------------------------------------------------- Seriously? The gay guys I know wouldnt be caught dead in Old Navy. The cheapest place you'd see the at is Dillards. Perhaps you are hanging out with low income gays....Just kidding Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #12 March 3, 2011 Quote Quote If they did, they'd have walked past it. I think they'd be more likely to shop at the Army-Navy store. Or you mean, Old Navy. But it could just as easily be any metrosexual. Yes, I think only the lesbians shop at the Army-Navy store."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrewEckhardt 0 #13 March 3, 2011 Quotereminds me of the ban gay marriage... OMG, we're not recognized by the government to be a legal couple...what will we tell our artificially inceminated children? Eligibility for participation in group health care plans as a legal "spouse," being able to visit your partner in the hospital as a legal family member, spouses' estates passing to their partner without the Federal inheritance tax, favorable tax treatment for one spouse working less to care for children or attend school, intestate death passing a significant portion of one's estate to their spouse, social security survivors benefits, etc. Quote Personally, I don't care if they ban marriage completly...what's the point in this day and age when everyone just gets divorced anyway....it's a bloody joke. That'd be fine if neither the federal government nor the 50 states provided any special treatment of married couples. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #14 March 3, 2011 If any of that gay horde is decent looking lesbians with bi / curious tendancies, could you send them my way? Thanks.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Belgian_Draft 0 #15 March 4, 2011 At first glance the title looked interesting...until I realized it was hordes. Hordes...with a d. Can't you start a new thread about marauding gay whores? HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #16 March 4, 2011 Quote At first glance the title looked interesting...until I realized it was hordes. Hordes...with a d. Can't you start a new thread about marauding gay whores? You will need to go to Washington DC for that... Look up Jeff Gannon formerly of Talon News. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
