Amazon 7 #1 January 23, 2011 I just checked Facebook and one of my cousins back home just posted something that I WANTED so badly to post back. I did not.. since they have no sence of humor about church at all. Quoteworshiping this morning at baptist! so awesome to see that God is moving here. they are baptising people again this morning! I think I know why so many christian conservatives had no problem with the Bush Administrations policies on waterboarding ... since so many of them have been waterboarded for Christ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #2 January 23, 2011 Funny, but it's not really worthy of it's own thread. It could have just been thrown in the "God and the Devil" joke thread. You musta thought you had something really good here, but unfortunately grandeur is often overrated.Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #3 January 23, 2011 Quote Funny, but it's not really worthy of it's own thread. It could have just been thrown in the "God and the Devil" joke thread. You musta thought you had something really good here, but unfortunately grandeur is often overrated. Nah I needed to put it here... and not as a comment on my cousins postAs cold as its been back there I know they are not using the outdoor pond.... I hope they have been putting lots of pool chemicals in the waterboarding tank... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #4 January 23, 2011 At a church in Deep-South Mississippi, the preacher was baptizing church members. One man stepped-up and the preacher led him out into the pond. The preacher spoke to the man for a few moments then dunked him backwards into the water. Held him briefly then pulled the man up. "Do you BELIEVE?", the preacher roard! The man sputtered and responded; "I believe!" The preacher dunked the man again and again bellowed; "Do you BELIEVE?" The man again responded with "I believe!" Three more times, the preacher repeated the dunking. Finally, the preacher bellowed; "What do you believe?" The man being baptized sputtered; "I believe you tryin' to drown me!" Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
