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God hates driving while gay.

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>OK, this is your last warning, Cut it out...
>ANYONE else posted what you just did, YOU would be right there with
>those same words!

If you feel unfairly attacked when someone posts the same thing you do, you might want to reconsider your original post.

Bikers are no more or less cool, or worthy of posting about than gays are. Bikers have as much, and as little, of an agenda as gays do. If that bothers you, you may want to reconsider your value system, or your desire to tell everyone about your biking habits.



So you admit, "you can make personal attacks", BUT no one else can! You post was nothing short of a "personal attack"...You spoke Only to me, NOT the (as you guys love to say) The universal Me!:S

You just can't admit you did what you accuse others of, then probably ban them...(which I bet happens to me now):S

Anyway...Back on topic, Talk about timing...after doing my running, I stopped by one of my favorite watering holes, and partenered up with an old friend to play darts, OMG, She is a Lesbian,:o,,So I asked her how she would take this title, She agreed, "It is screaming, I am Gay" , she thought it was rediculous .....

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>So why the need to scream"I'm GAY" ?

No one was screaming. A little sensitive today?



I think he wants to make sure everyone knows he is NOT GAY


DUUUUDE ok we get it already...

well except for that.........:ph34r::ph34r:


Liek we don't know which team you play for!:P

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So you admit, "you can make personal attacks", BUT no one else can! You post was nothing short of a "personal attack"...You spoke Only to me, NOT the (as you guys love to say) The universal Me!:S



Um, no - unless you consider being called a 'biker' as an insult/attack, in which case you may want to reconsider your choice of avatar.

"Group 'x' are assholes" - inflammatory, but not a PA.
"Group 'x' are assholes...didn't you say you belong to Group 'x'?" - skirting the edge, would probably be considered a PA.

Saying "you talk about bikes, why do you have to shove being a biker in our faces" in response to your post - not a PA.

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OMG, She is a Lesbian,:o



So, did you accuse her of screaming "I'm gay" when she came out to you, or do you reserve that for online?
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>So why the need to scream"I'm GAY" ?

No one was screaming. A little sensitive today?



I think he wants to make sure everyone knows he is NOT GAY


DUUUUDE ok we get it already...

well except for that.........:ph34r::ph34r:


Liek we don't know which team you play for!:P


Obviously you don't:ph34r::ph34r:

But that is the usualy reaction from the little fellas that get all threatened by any woman that does not play doormat for them.

It has been my experience though that those who are the BIGGEST most VOCIFEROUS homophobes...... usually have something to hide that they are ashamed of.

Think of the Mayor of Spokane... queer as a 3 dollar bill... yet one of the most staunch conservatives doing everything he can to legistate against gays.. That seems to be a common theme ya know... Larry "Wide Stance" Craig ... and a host of rePUBIClowns trying to hide their own sexuality by being homophobic pricks.

Maybe someday they can come out of those deep dark closets and to thine own selves be true.

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Okay.... I just drove tbrough 5 states in the snow to go to a hetero wedding. Someone has some 'splainin' to do..



I don't think god made all that snow just to punish you. Don't take it personally.

The above comment was intended as a joke. Let's see how long it takes someone to misconstrue it and call me a homophobe...

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Why all this talk about God? Gays? or showing the world no matter what the topic, some people here will always show their partisanship by slamming their most hated political demographic. Everyone (and their dog) knows Mother Nature dishes out the weather and Mother Nature can NOT be controlled. We lowly humans must deal with whatever she dishes out. Mother Nature always has and always will be more powerful than us.


Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

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Why all this talk about God? Gays? or showing the world no matter what the topic, some people here will always show their partisanship by slamming their most hated political demographic. Everyone (and their dog) knows Mother Nature dishes out the weather and Mother Nature can NOT be controlled. We lowly humans must deal with whatever she dishes out. Mother Nature always has and always will be more powerful than us.



You FOOL! It is ALL our fault!

The CLIMATE! It is the CLIMATE that is angry at us! Now we find that the dread sin of CARBON can be compounded by thoughts of CUNNILINGUS and FELATIO!

The HORROR of it all! We must REPENT!

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.. leather parades...



Leather? Who doesn't like leather? Think of all the possibilities!

Parades? EVERYBODY loves a parade!

What a great combo. Damn! Did I miss the memo?
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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God hates driving while gay



So does God switch between being Hetero, Gay and Bi? Maybe she just had PMS?

I think that as it is Christmas he is out helping the elves clean up after Santa's trip around the world and didn't have time to deal with the snow.
Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived.

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Okay.... I just drove tbrough 5 states in the snow to go to a hetero wedding. Someone has some 'splainin' to do..



I'm taking a beech1900 into EYW saturday so I hope God's easy on heteros between 1:45 and 3!! Too bad I can't get a low pass over the ceremony. See you at 6, have a cold one waiting

Oh yea.. aren't the Keys just FULLL of gays??

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>ou post was nothing short of a "personal attack"...You spoke Only to me,
> NOT the (as you guys love to say) The universal Me!

No, I spoke to bikers, just as you speak to gays, liberals, Obama supporters, democrats etc. And that's acceptable under the forum rules.

If you don't like that, well - you have every right not to like that. But it would be a bit hypocritical to condemn others for what you do regularly.

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Hey Rider the title keeps the thread here with friends -

Agree the content has zero to do with sexuality, but without that title (real title "I drove through snow"), those weirdos in Bonfire would be reading it now and it would not be as fun and would degenerate into requests for naked pictures and impotent posing about how fast the junior ego squad drives in the snow

this way labrys keeps it in the clean air of the Speakers Corner mental giants - I for one, appreciate it

(the title was tongue in cheek I suspect)

:P:P


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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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God hates driving while gay.



Then I would suggest God make himself (or herself) hetero while driving and leave everyone else alone.
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>'God created the blizzard currently battering the Northeast "to punish
>Americans who were planning to drive to do something gay." '

Explains why Iran has such good weather.



But it doesn't explain the young boys under the table.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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