Belgian_Draft 0 #1 December 26, 2010 Putting the Ho back into Ho-Ho-Ho ! http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/40810232/ns/today-entertainment/HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #2 December 26, 2010 Hef is my hero!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #3 December 26, 2010 Quote Putting the Ho back into Ho-Ho-Ho !http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/40810232/ns/today-entertainment/ I don't understand why he would get married again? "What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 3 #4 December 26, 2010 Ho, indeed. And I mean that in the modern sense. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #5 December 26, 2010 If that old geezer were to lose every dime he has, she would be as gone as the money. Gold digging is alive and well. Her parents must be so proud. Hef looks like he just paid a visit to the mortuary beautician. We all should be so damn lucky. (Not the marriage thing, but he being able to bang 20yo's when we are over 80.) "...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Belgian_Draft 0 #6 December 26, 2010 He got married because he had a choice to make. He could either pay somebody now to change his diaper....or get his brains banged out by a 24 year old hot piece of tail every time it needs changed and let her take what is left of his money when he is gone. I envy that old fart! HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #7 December 26, 2010 Way to go, Hef - breast wishes for christmas! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #8 December 27, 2010 QuoteHef is my hero! ...and the folks who make Viagra are makin' a fortune off the old geezer, too! It's a win-win! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #9 December 27, 2010 Quote Quote Hef is my hero! ...and the folks who make Viagra are makin' a fortune off the old geezer, too! It's a win-win! I'm fair to certain that he has a closet-full of that stuff...and stock in the company, too...just like I would have if I was in his place. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Belgian_Draft 0 #10 December 27, 2010 I'd have bowls of it placed around the mansion like so many M&M's. HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #11 December 27, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Hef is my hero! ...and the folks who make Viagra are makin' a fortune off the old geezer, too! It's a win-win! I'm fair to certain that he has a closet-full of that stuff...and stock in the company, too...just like I would have if I was in his place. A 4-hr. erection would probably kill him... what a way to go!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #12 December 27, 2010 O M G... I'm soooo ashamed of myself. I just had a brain-flash of Hef laying on the floor with an erection sticking up in the air. O M G...My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #13 December 27, 2010 QuoteO M G... I'm soooo ashamed of myself. I just had a brain-flash of Hef laying on the floor with an erection sticking up in the air. O M G... Would they break it or make a 'special' coffin? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
