Andy9o8 3 #1 December 12, 2010 Now that I have your attention... Anyhow, reality is weirder than fiction. And no, it's not from The Onion. Czech it out: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1337503/EU-ends-Czech-practice-making-gay-asylum-seekers-watch-porn-aroused.html QuoteEU wants end to Czech practice of making 'gay' asylum seekers watch porn to check if they are aroused The EU has told Czech Republic to stop its controversial practice of trying to determine whether asylum seekers are gay by showing them blue movies to gauge their 'sexual arousal' levels. Those subjected to what Czechs referred to as the 'porno exam' were men claiming asylum on the grounds they would be in danger in their homelands due to their sexuality. If any of the applicants got aroused at the sight of men and women having sex they were automatically denied asylum rights. The men were shown both 'straight' and gay porno films by Czech officials. Sensors were attached to the private parts, linked up to a computer, to test whether they were stimulated or not. The Czech Republic is the only country in the EU that uses phallometric testing.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jclalor 12 #2 December 12, 2010 I would love to see this test applied to all these anti-Gay politicians in the US. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 3 #3 December 12, 2010 We can use this kind of test on Hispanics captured in this country who claim they're Americans (like that Cheech Marin routine). We put them in a room and serve them a sandwich of bologna and American "cheese" with mayonnaise on Wonder "bread". If they don't like it, they're not real Americans; and it's back to Tijuana for you, Jose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #4 December 12, 2010 Quote Anyhow, reality is weirder than fiction. And no, it's not from The Onion. Czech it out: QuoteEU wants end to Czech practice of making 'gay' asylum seekers watch porn to check if they are aroused The Czech Republic is the only country in the EU that uses phallometric testing.... Very good the EU want the Czech Republic's officials to end this degrading practice. Sometimes, as a citizen of the EU, I feel really ashamed of neighbours doing things like that. (Hmm, must think of the Dixie Chicks... :) ) What's even more annoying is that Czech officials obviously have no problems when "collector's figurines" of Heydrich are sold in Prague etc They should put more man-power in fighting meth labs and prostitution. Nuff bitched.The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #5 December 12, 2010 So are they using porn with no men for testing men, (making it female gay porn) or staight porn, meaning there are naked men??? (reverse for gay women) I see flaws in this test.....The two stupid ones I pointed out being among the many! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgoose71 0 #6 December 12, 2010 I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body!!!!Somebody had to say it........ "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #7 December 12, 2010 Quote I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body!!!!Somebody had to say it........ That's what the guys who are pining for strapon action say... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #8 December 12, 2010 Quote We can use this kind of test on Hispanics captured in this country who claim they're Americans (like that Cheech Marin routine). We put them in a room and serve them a sandwich of bologna and American "cheese" with mayonnaise on Wonder "bread". If they don't like it, they're not real Americans; and it's back to Tijuana for you, Jose. For some reason that reminded me of an old TV show (maybe McHales Navy or such). In one scene the guys stumbled on an island in the Pacific where a couple of American soldiers didn't know the war had ended. The old soldiers weren't sure that their would-be rescuers were Americans so they posed a test question that they knew any real American would be able to answer correctly. They yelled "Where are the Dodgers from?" When the response was "Los Angeles!" they unloaded on the guys. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #9 December 12, 2010 Daily Mail? LOL, The Onion has more credibility, at least it doesn't pretend to be a serious newspaper. When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgoose71 0 #10 December 12, 2010 Quote Quote I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body!!!!Somebody had to say it........ That's what the guys who are pining for strapon action say... Amazon? Is that you?...."There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #11 December 12, 2010 Could it be that you have spent too much time focusing on the "gay test" and less time asking yourself why are the Czechs concerned about the large number of people showing up at their borders seeking asylum? Could it be that the Czechs are find themselves under assault with mass asylum seekers and have realized that an overwhelming number of these asylum seekers are using the "gay card" because the asylum seekers know it is a loop hole and a way to circumvent the system? Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #12 December 12, 2010 Quote Could it be that you have spent too much time focusing on the "gay test" and less time asking yourself why are the Czechs concerned about the large number of people showing up at their borders seeking asylum? Could it be that the Czechs are find themselves under assault with mass asylum seekers and have realized that an overwhelming number of these asylum seekers are using the "gay card" because the asylum seekers know it is a loop hole and a way to circumvent the system? I dont; see anyone in the thread "using the gay card" BUT, the rest of your point I believe is dead on the money! I have no doubt if the US offered asylum to Gay Mexicans, we'd be over run by fake cocksuckers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #13 December 12, 2010 Well, it seems pointless to use the "gay card" to gain asylum in the Czech Republic. I mean, only the dead would not respond to porn, right? Which raises the question: Are there any live bodies currently residing in the Czech Republic? Who would want to go live amongst all those zombies anyway?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 3 #14 December 12, 2010 QuoteCould it be that you have spent too much time focusing on the "gay test" and less time asking yourself why are the Czechs concerned about the large number of people showing up at their borders seeking asylum? Well, yeah. Duh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Amazon 7 #16 December 12, 2010 Quote I would love to see this test applied to all these anti-Gay politicians in the US. And to their fellow tavellers in the League of Extraordinary Idoits who post in Speakers corner Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #17 December 12, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body!!!!Somebody had to say it........ That's what the guys who are pining for strapon action say... Amazon? Is that you?.... Hey I do not care what your boyfriend uses on you.... not that there is anything wrong with that mind you... Just sayin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #18 December 12, 2010 QuoteCould it be that the Czechs are find themselves under assault with mass asylum seekers and have realized that an overwhelming number of these asylum seekers are using the "gay card" because the asylum seekers know it is a loop hole and a way to circumvent the system? When they claim to be gay, the authorities should just say; "Bring your boyfriend in here and prove it - I want to see some anal sex." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 651 #19 December 12, 2010 reminds me of the joke about the monks purity test. A monestry had a purity test before you could enter the brotherhood. A small bell was tied to your dick and a nubile young woman performed an erotic dance. If your bell rang you were "impure" and excluded. The monks watched the dance and everyone passed the test. Then the unthinkable happened and ones monks bell fell off, he bent to pick it up and every bell in the line started ringing Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #20 December 12, 2010 Quote I want to see some anal sex. Ya seem a bit enthusiastic. Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #21 December 13, 2010 How are they testing Gay women? Moistness meters? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #22 December 13, 2010 Quote How are they testing Gay women? Moistness meters? Eye contact is sufficient. Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #23 December 13, 2010 I think "phallometric" is a cool word. We should all try to think of ways to use it in everyday conversation. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #24 December 13, 2010 How about this: "I think your sister is a very nice girl, phallometrically speaking." Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #25 December 13, 2010 Triple word points if you can include "plethysmograph"Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
