SpeedRacer 1 #1 November 30, 2010 Underwear with the 4th amendment printed in metallic ink, so that it will show up on the scanner: http://cargocollective.com/4thamendment Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #2 December 1, 2010 Oh wow! I REALLY like that idea! I wonder if they'll do custom orders, and give me a pair that just says; "Fuck you!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #3 December 1, 2010 Why? Like the guy working the scanner cares? Like you're going to change the TSA's policy about not taking guns and bombs on airplanes? If anything they're going to pull you aside for further questioning trying to figure out how you've "hacked" their scanners to show the message.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timmyfitz 0 #4 December 1, 2010 Quote Why? Like the guy working the scanner cares? Like you're going to change the TSA's policy about not taking guns and bombs on airplanes?. You just can't let something humorous be humorous, can you? ________________________________ "1981 to 1988 is 7 years"-Kallend (oops, it's actually 8 years Kallend) The decade of the 80's was from 1980 to 1989. 10 years. If you remove 1980 and 1989 you have 1981 to 1988. 8 years. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhaig 0 #5 December 1, 2010 I've found that several people here take life (especially things on this site) way too seriously. All I can say to them is "Lighten up Francis!"-- Rob Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timmyfitz 0 #6 December 1, 2010 Quote I've found that several people here take life (especially things on this site) way too seriously. All I can say to them is "Lighten up Francis!" Everybody calls me physco. Any of you guys call me Francis and I'll kill you. ________________________________ "1981 to 1988 is 7 years"-Kallend (oops, it's actually 8 years Kallend) The decade of the 80's was from 1980 to 1989. 10 years. If you remove 1980 and 1989 you have 1981 to 1988. 8 years. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #7 December 1, 2010 Quote Why? Like the guy working the scanner cares? Like you're going to change the TSA's policy about not taking guns and bombs on airplanes? If anything they're going to pull you aside for further questioning trying to figure out how you've "hacked" their scanners to show the message. kicked any puppies lately? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 3 #8 December 1, 2010 Quote Quote Why? Like the guy working the scanner cares? Like you're going to change the TSA's policy about not taking guns and bombs on airplanes? If anything they're going to pull you aside for further questioning trying to figure out how you've "hacked" their scanners to show the message. kicked any puppies lately? OK, guys, we get it: you don't like Quade. Over and out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #9 December 1, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Why? Like the guy working the scanner cares? Like you're going to change the TSA's policy about not taking guns and bombs on airplanes? If anything they're going to pull you aside for further questioning trying to figure out how you've "hacked" their scanners to show the message. kicked any puppies lately? OK, guys, we get it: you don't like Quade. Over and out. Really? it is personal? I didn't realise that, thanks for telling me what I think! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,132 #10 December 1, 2010 >Why? Back at Rantoul one year a woman became very incensed because a friend of hers got a ticket for indecent exposure while running around naked one night in the more public areas (i.e. the food tent.) She yelled at a cop or two, which didn't help and was leading to _her_ getting a ticket (or worse.) To distract her I organized a nude "protest dive" with a bunch of other people. We ended up with the whole King Air to ourselves (which then almost had to land gear-up with a naked Winsor on board, but that's another story.) We did the jump, landed in the normal landing area, put clothes back on and congratulated ourselves for "pulling it off." The woman in question was quite happy afterwards, thinking she had "rubbed the cop's faces in it." The cops didn't care; they just wanted to avoid nudity in the public areas, and they didn't like getting yelled at by an irate woman. Nothing really changed, of course, but she felt better afterwards and didn't get arrested. And we got to make another nude skydive. If wearing funny/rude messages in John's underwear makes him feel better, then why not? >If anything they're going to pull you aside for further questioning trying to >figure out how you've "hacked" their scanners to show the message. Oh, I think they'll figure it out about 5 seconds after the first person walks into the scanner with that underwear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 3 #11 December 1, 2010 Quote thanks for telling me what I think! Of course, I knew you'd say that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #12 December 1, 2010 A nice start, but I'd prefer one with enough lettering to ensure I get an enhanced pat-down...maybe the lettering could say "Touch my junk, watch it grow, I love hand jobs, doncha know" or something like that, over and over and over and over... lol Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 5 #13 December 1, 2010 I got to try these at Reagan today. It got me a pat-down, but that was the whole point. The interesting point was that it took em' a few seconds to figure out what they were. The agent's only unique comment as he was patting me down was "You know this is is only going to slow you down?" It was fun, I suspect they'd never seen these before. I'd give a lot to know what the scan reader saw/thought. I dont' know where the scan viewer sits, but it's not within close range. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 651 #14 December 1, 2010 Quote I got to try these at Reagan today. It got me a pat-down, but that was the whole point. The interesting point was that it took em' a few seconds to figure out what they were. The agent's only unique comment as he was patting me down was "You know this is is only going to slow you down?" It was fun, I suspect they'd never seen these before. I'd give a lot to know what the scan reader saw/thought. I dont' know where the scan viewer sits, but it's not within close range. [humour mode]It sounds like you are an attention whore going for the full monty - Nakkid scan AND grope session[/humour] Seriously you have got balls baiting the TSA, I would be to scared to try and play with them as being foreign a sense of humour failure could result in my being denied access to the USA.Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 5 #15 December 1, 2010 Nah, no balls baiting them. It's a domestic flight, I have plenty of time to kill, and it was intended in fun. Yeah..."Security is serious business" but security theatre is well....theatrical. Might as well have some fun. I don't think I'd wear these on an international flight, and had I been in a hurry...I'd not have worn em' either. But with 3 hours to kill in rainy DC... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #16 December 1, 2010 Quote If wearing funny/rude messages in John's underwear makes him feel better, then why not? A few days ago you defended conservatives against an Amazon tirade. And now you're defending me against another liberal moderator. Are you feeling okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
