Yes Another TSA Thread, I Am God

[skyrider 0]

Agent loses it , claims he is God...(I told ya they have this complex)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nAaW2hj9A4&feature=related

[Andy9o8 2]

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I Am God

I knew the beard was familiar.

[turtlespeed 226]

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I Am God

I knew the beard was familiar.

Well in the defence of TSA - He was in LAX . . . it just goes with the territory.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Andy9o8 2]

It just occurred to me: that means you're Allah.




OK, I need time to process this.

[skyrider 0]

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It just occurred to me: that means you're Allah.




OK, I need time to process this.

Mela Akbar....

[Kennedy 0]

God can tell the difference between a missile and an inbound jetliner.

witty subliminal message
Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards.
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[turtlespeed 226]

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God can tell the difference between a missile and an inbound jetliner.

Theoretically.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[skyrider 0]

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God can tell the difference between a missile and an inbound jetliner.

How can an imaginary icon tell anything?

[Kennedy 0]

Well your imaginary icon made his appearance in LAX about ten months ago. Whatsamatta? Real issues about current problems not enough for you?

witty subliminal message
Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards.
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[skyrider 0]

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Well your imaginary icon made his appearance in LAX about ten months ago. Whatsamatta? Real issues about current problems not enough for you?

MY imaginary Icon? Maybe yours, anyone claiming to be God or Jesus, is a fucking JOKE to me!

Ned?? that I will believe I personally know Ned!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFKCQbODzXs

[Coreece 190]

well, since you believe in the 15,000 religions of nedism, lets start your training on atleast one of them...it's a good prerequisite that should carry you through the next 14,999....Godspeed!

1: Biblical Christianity:

Isaiah 64:6
All of us have become like one who is unclean,
and all our righteous acts are like filthy rags;
we all shrivel up like a leaf,
and like the wind our sins sweep us away

John 3:16
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

Romans 3:23-25
for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and all are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus. God presented Christ as a sacrifice of atonement, through the shedding of his blood—to be received by faith. He did this to demonstrate his righteousness, because in his forbearance he had left the sins committed beforehand unpunished—

Romans 3:9-18
What shall we conclude then? Do we have any advantage? Not at all! For we have already made the charge that Jews and Gentiles alike are all under the power of sin. As it is written:
“There is no one righteous, not even one;
there is no one who understands;
there is no one who seeks God.
All have turned away,
they have together become worthless;
there is no one who does good,
not even one.”
“Their throats are open graves;
their tongues practice deceit.”
“The poison of vipers is on their lips.”
“Their mouths are full of cursing and bitterness.”
“Their feet are swift to shed blood;
ruin and misery mark their ways,
and the way of peace they do not know.”
“There is no fear of God before their eyes.”

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