Coreece 190 #26 November 18, 2010 QuoteMake no mistake, atheists know WHO you're talking about, they just want proof before changing the light bulb. Unfortumately, there is no light to read the instructions. but fear not...there are those with a flashlight.Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
okalb 104 #27 November 18, 2010 Quote Unfortunately, there is no light to read the instructions. but fear not...there are those with a flashlight. Actually, they don't have a flashlight, they just BELIEVE that they can see in the dark and have FAITH that they are walking in the right direction. If they walk into a wall they just turn in another direction and say it was God's will that they get a black eye.Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,596 #28 November 18, 2010 Quote Quote Steve Martin: Atheists Don't Have No Songs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADNesm6F27U Lighten up and have a good day now ya'll. +1, since faith is not an option maybe they can write songs about hope. I hope I'm right, I hope I'm right. Nope, that's your song again. See, I don't think there are any big angry dudes up there, so I've got nothing to worry about - but since you think there is a big angry dude, you'd better hope he's your big angry dude!Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #29 November 18, 2010 Quotefaith is not an option Is so Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,596 #30 November 18, 2010 Quotewhat if being good meant being perfect? Is not perfection good? Are you perfect? Someone needs a lesson in set theory...Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #31 November 18, 2010 I am a follower of Nedism. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFKCQbODzXs&feature=&p=E8E6513B03000EA5&index=0&playnext=1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #32 November 18, 2010 QuoteHow many Southern Baptist does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred and nine.One hundred and ten. You forgot the parishioner who argued that the light bulb should stay, in memory of her mother who donated it. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #33 November 18, 2010 Quote Do you treat others perfectly? The question here is - Do YOU? If not - then you are a hypocrite for trying to judge him and cause others to judge him by your remarks and inuendos. Would you have him question your faith as you question and demean his non faith? Is that how you want to be treated?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #34 November 18, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I can't believe so many people have missed the obvious joke. Q - How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A - Can you prove it's out? Better yet: Q - How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A - What light? Our different punchlines point out different understandings of what it means to be an atheist. Make no mistake, atheists know WHO you're talking about, they just want proof before changing the light bulb. That would be an AgnosticPure atheism does not leave any room for "What If?" scenarios. They are as certain as the faithful are, that there is no higher power or whatever you want to call it. So - I guess that makes you Agnoistic.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #35 November 18, 2010 QuoteQuoteHow many Southern Baptist does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred and nine.One hundred and ten. You forgot the parishioner who argued that the light bulb should stay, in memory of her mother who donated it. Wendy P. But no one tlaks about the Pastor that sabatoged the light so that the deacons wife and he could have some private conferences.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meso 38 #36 November 18, 2010 QuotePure atheism does not leave any room for "What If?" scenarios. They are as certain as the faithful are, that there is no higher power or whatever you want to call it. So - I guess that makes you Agnoistic. Must.... Resist.... Troll.... Bait.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #37 November 18, 2010 Quote Quote Pure atheism does not leave any room for "What If?" scenarios. They are as certain as the faithful are, that there is no higher power or whatever you want to call it. So - I guess that makes you Agnoistic. Must.... Resist.... Troll.... Bait.... That wasn't "Bait" Mr. Meso.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #38 November 18, 2010 Quote The question here is - Do YOU? No...I'm far from perfect. just another cheif of sinners" Quote then you are a hypocrite for trying to judge him and cause others to judge him by your remarks and inuendos. Then thank God that's not what I was trying to do. Quote Would you have him question your faith as you question and demean his non faith? you're kidding me right?Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #39 November 18, 2010 Quote Quote The question here is - Do YOU? No...I'm far from perfect. just another cheif of sinners" Quote then you are a hypocrite for trying to judge him and cause others to judge him by your remarks and inuendos. Then thank God that's not what I was trying to do. Quote Would you have him question your faith as you question and demean his non faith? you're kidding me right? Not at all. You look down on him because he has no belief in God. The way you speak to him is as an underling and not an equalk because of the same reason. Why is that? Do you consider yourself better than him because you believe in somethinghe does not?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #40 November 18, 2010 Quote You look down on him because he has no belief in God. The way you speak to him is as an underling and not an equalk because of the same reason. No, please don't take it that way. I like skyrider and he knows it. My questions where not meant to be taken as smart ass remarks or rhetorical...I was trying to do an experiment, and you ruined it... Quote Do you consider yourself better than him because you believe in somethinghe does not? Now I'm starting to get offended...you should know better than that... But sorry if I confused you about my initial intent, it's understandable.Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #41 November 18, 2010 Quote Quote You look down on him because he has no belief in God. The way you speak to him is as an underling and not an equalk because of the same reason. No, please don't take it that way. I like skyrider and he knows it. My questions where not meant to be taken as smart ass remarks or rhetorical...I was trying to do an experiment, and you ruined it... Quote Do you consider yourself better than him because you believe in somethinghe does not? Now I'm starting to get offended...you should know better than that... But sorry if I confused you about my initial intent, it's understandable. You should try Nedism. It is much more Zen.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
firemedic 7 #42 November 18, 2010 Got another one for ya'll Q: What did the Lord say to David Koresh (Branch Davidian) when he got to heaven? A: WELL DONE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #43 November 18, 2010 QuoteGot another one for ya'll Q: What did the Lord say to David Koresh (Brabch Davidian) when he got to heaven? A: WELL DONE! The rabbi mobile - Turn on a dime - Stopps on a dime - Picks the dime up . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #44 November 18, 2010 QuoteYou should try Nedism. It is much more Zen. either way the experiment is now tainted... looks like i'll have to go back to more traditional methods of persuasion. o'well, have a nice day....Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 2 #45 November 18, 2010 I don't believe in dog. Yes, I AM dyslexic. Why do you ask?Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #46 November 18, 2010 QuoteI have reason to believe that God died, or at least moved without leaving a forwarding address. "Dear God, please-" "We're sorry, the deity you have reached has been disconnected. Please stand up, then try your prayer again." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #47 November 18, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote I can't believe so many people have missed the obvious joke. Q - How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A - Can you prove it's out? Better yet: Q - How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A - What light? Our different punchlines point out different understandings of what it means to be an atheist. Make no mistake, atheists know WHO you're talking about, they just want proof before changing the light bulb. That would be an AgnosticPure atheism does not leave any room for "What If?" scenarios. They are as certain as the faithful are, that there is no higher power or whatever you want to call it. So - I guess that makes you Agnoistic. Not at all. I know the names of a number of comic book characters. If somebody told me he knew the "real" Superman, I could easily know who he was talking about and still require proof before believing him.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #48 November 18, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I can't believe so many people have missed the obvious joke. Q - How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A - Can you prove it's out? Better yet: Q - How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A - What light? Our different punchlines point out different understandings of what it means to be an atheist. Make no mistake, atheists know WHO you're talking about, they just want proof before changing the light bulb. That would be an AgnosticPure atheism does not leave any room for "What If?" scenarios. They are as certain as the faithful are, that there is no higher power or whatever you want to call it. So - I guess that makes you Agnoistic. Not at all. I know the names of a number of comic book characters. If somebody told me he knew the "real" Superman, I could easily know who he was talking about and still require proof before believing him. Christopher Reeve is dead. But I guess he could have known him, hypothetically.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
