RonD1120 62 #1 November 17, 2010 Steve Martin: Atheists Don't Have No Songs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADNesm6F27U Lighten up and have a good day now ya'll. Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #2 November 17, 2010 Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A: They don't have to; they already see the light. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pirana 0 #3 November 17, 2010 QuoteQ: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A: They don't have to; they already see the light. For some reason that joke seems backwards. Did you simply turn around a believer joke?" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #4 November 17, 2010 funny-not side splitting, but funny. Takes lighthearted pokes at both sides of the spectrum. I'm thinking it will turn into a religion bashing thread in 8 posts or less You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 November 17, 2010 Quote funny-not side splitting, but funny. Takes lighthearted pokes at both sides of the spectrum. I'm thinking it will turn into a religion bashing thread in 8 posts or less Steve Martin must be Muslim!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 2 #6 November 17, 2010 Thanks, Ron. That was great. That's the kind of church I might go to. But I don't watch football in my underpants. I'm about to look for more Steep Canyon Rangers music. I really like the sound. Thanks again.Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #7 November 17, 2010 Cute. Some more humor: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #8 November 17, 2010 Some funny stuff...Including the Math Athiest! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rushmc 23 #9 November 17, 2010 QuoteQ: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A: They don't have to; they already see the light. I am sure. I would bet it is the light as seen in movie Poltergeist"America will never be destroyed from the outside, if we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 November 17, 2010 Quote Quote Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A: They don't have to; they already see the light. I am sure. I would be it is the light as seen in movie Poltergeist OH great Rushmc has ascended and now HE will be the light as seemin the movie poltergeist! Fucking great - Might as well become a fucking Moonie now!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #11 November 17, 2010 Quote Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two, Edward E. Hammer and Ellis Yan.http://www.popgadget.net/images/viatek-bulb.jpg I couldn't find any religious affiliation info, so I'm assuming they're atheist...Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 November 18, 2010 How many evangelists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, it must Repent From It's Darkness. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maadmax 0 #13 November 18, 2010 Quote Steve Martin: Atheists Don't Have No Songs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADNesm6F27U Lighten up and have a good day now ya'll. +1, since faith is not an option maybe they can write songs about hope. I hope I'm right, I hope I'm right. ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #14 November 18, 2010 Quote How many evangelists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, it must Repent From It's Darkness. True, they just have to lift the bowl. http://vimeo.com/3917585Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #15 November 18, 2010 Why is it hard for others to accept we are happy? I don't need to fear a bigger power, to be a good person, and treat others as I want to be treated...I just feel it is the right thing to do! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #16 November 18, 2010 Ya gotta admit, it is pretty damn funny."...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #17 November 18, 2010 QuoteYa gotta admit, it is pretty damn funny. LOL...... How could anyone accept religion, if they didn't have a sense of humor? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #18 November 18, 2010 QuoteWhy is it hard for others to accept we are happy? I will speak for myself, if you speak for yourself... QuoteI don't need to fear a bigger power, to be a good person, what if being good meant being perfect? Is not perfection good? Are you perfect? Quoteand treat others as I want to be treated...I just feel it is the right thing to do! How do you want to be treated? Do you treat others perfectly?Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #19 November 18, 2010 QuoteQuoteYa gotta admit, it is pretty damn funny. LOL...... How could anyone accept religion, if they didn't have a sense of humor? Well, they do, that is until you kick their dog. For some reason, making fun of a god is off limits. I have reason to believe that God died, or at least moved without leaving a forwarding address."...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 November 18, 2010 I hear that the best religion to change your lightbulbs is the Pentecostals. They've got their hands in the air anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #21 November 18, 2010 Q;How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb? A; What's a light bulb? Q; How many Southern Baptist does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred and nine. Seven on the Light bulb Task Force Sub-committee, who report to the twelve on the Light bulb Task Force, appointed by the fifteen on the Trustee Board. Their recommendation is reviewed by the Finance Executive Committee of five, who place it on the agenda of the eighteen-member Finance Committee. If they approve, they bring a motion to the twenty-seven Member church Board, who appoint another twelve-member review committee. If they recommend that the Church Board proceed, a resolution is brought to the Congregational Business Meeting. They appoint another eight-member review committee. If their report to the next Congregational Business Meeting supports the changing of a light bulb, and the Congregation votes in favor, the responsibility to carry out the light bulb change is passed on to the Trustee Board, who in turn appoint a seven-member committee to find the best price in new light bulbs. Their recommendation of which hardware is the best buy must then be reviewed by the twenty-three-member Ethics Committee to make certain that this hardware store has no connection to Disneyland. They report back to the Trustee Board who then commissions the Trustee in charge of the Janitor to ask him to make the change. By then the janitor discovers that one more light bulb has burned out."...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #22 November 18, 2010 I can't believe so many people have missed the obvious joke. Q - How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A - Can you prove it's out?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #23 November 18, 2010 QuoteI can't believe so many people have missed the obvious joke. Q - How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A - Can you prove it's out? Better yet: Q - How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A - What light?Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #24 November 18, 2010 QuoteQuoteI can't believe so many people have missed the obvious joke. Q - How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A - Can you prove it's out? Better yet: Q - How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A - What light? Our different punchlines point out different understandings of what it means to be an atheist. Make no mistake, atheists know WHO you're talking about, they just want proof before changing the light bulb.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #25 November 18, 2010 Holy shit, more than 3000 Gods! Get your Gods! We got your Gods! Get-em while they're hot! http://www.godchecker.com/"...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
