happythoughts 0 #1 November 16, 2010 TSA Opt Out Day - Kilts National Opt Out Day is a plan for Nov 24th, the busiest day of the year. You opt out of the scanner and choose to get the "frisky frisk" about your naughty bits. This guy has come up with a novel twist. Traveling without underwear is not illegal. Show up wearing a kilt sans underwear. Perhaps a little Vaseline applied in little clumps... That should get that party started. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 November 16, 2010 If there is anything I've found out in my life so far, it is that taunting people who weren't able to get any other jobs in "law enforcement" but low grade un-armed security with extremely low pay is not something that turns out well. Especially when they can completely ruin your day. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 November 16, 2010 Quote If there is anything I've found out in my life so far, it is that taunting people who weren't able to get any other jobs in "law enforcement" but low grade un-armed security with extremely low pay is not something that turns out well. Especially when they can completely ruin your day. When one endeavors to make an omlette, one has to break a few eggs.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #4 November 16, 2010 Quote Quote If there is anything I've found out in my life so far, it is that taunting people who weren't able to get any other jobs in "law enforcement" but low grade un-armed security with extremely low pay is not something that turns out well. Especially when they can completely ruin your day. When one endeavors to make an omlette, one has to break a few eggs. Yeah, but are you sure it's YOUR huevos you want rancheroed?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #5 November 16, 2010 Quote If there is anything I've found out in my life so far, it is that taunting people who weren't able to get any other jobs in "law enforcement" but low grade un-armed security with extremely low pay is not something that turns out well. Especially when they can completely ruin your day. perhaps, but this may finally be the point where the TSA pisses everyone off, and they stop putting up with this bullshit. They've been lying about the storage of images, and did themselves fewer favors with the violent incident stemming from making fun of someone who went through it. And then the child porn - won't someone think of the children!? I think the other thing to do is insist that a woman officer be the one to check my balls. If it's not appropriate to make her do it, it's not appropriate to subject me to it either. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 November 16, 2010 Do we get to pick the female agent - cuz, i know they wouldn't want me adjusting myself first, would they?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 November 16, 2010 This is the funniest tthread in Speakers Corner in a long long time! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhaig 0 #8 November 16, 2010 QuoteDo we get to pick the female agent - cuz, i know they wouldn't want me adjusting myself first, would they? get porn going on your phone as you walk up the line. They'll have a kilt-tent to inspect :)-- Rob Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #9 November 16, 2010 Give 'em a big old hanging Pink Sock to touch. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #10 November 16, 2010 You fuckers ain't right!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 November 16, 2010 Quote Quote Do we get to pick the female agent - cuz, i know they wouldn't want me adjusting myself first, would they? get porn going on your phone as you walk up the line. They'll have a kilt-tent to inspect :) It would make it so much easier if there was a full time Fluffer on staff.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #12 November 16, 2010 Quote You fuckers ain't right!!! Yeah (NSFW): http://www.break.com/usercontent/2006/1/18/pink-sock-74463 "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #13 November 16, 2010 I love this idea. Wish I hadn't let my kilt go now. At one point, they were pulling people aside (random?) to pull everything out of their carry-on. I always got stopped. Young, caucasian male with military bearing and haircut carrying a camoflage bag, military ID and traveling on government orders. I finally told them that the next time they did that, my bag would be full of adult themed novelty items and I would turn each of them on and leave them running on the table for everyone to see just so it would be clear they weren't secretly explosive devices. Oddly, that's the same time they quit doing that.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,483 #14 November 16, 2010 Quote If there is anything I've found out in my life so far, it is that taunting people who weren't able to get any other jobs in "law enforcement" but low grade un-armed security with extremely low pay is not something that turns out well. Especially when they can completely ruin your day. I'm not sure why everyone keeps talking about how low their wages are... as opposed to police. Here's a snapshot of the average police, fire ambulance wages... http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Job=Police,_Fire,_or_Ambulance_Dispatcher/Hourly_Rate Here's the TSA Pay Grades... http://www.mahalo.com/answers/what-is-the-a-tsa-agents-starting-salaryNobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #15 November 16, 2010 Can you request a particular agent to frisk you? Personally, I would be offended by a man touching my groin...not so much with a woman. Maybe if they hired attractive women to do the searches, it would go better. Not sure the same tactic would work for the women, though.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #16 November 16, 2010 I'd prefer an ugly woman to anyman....I'd care less how she looked! If they do not allow women to search men, or men to search women, then..... Couldn't a gay person yell Rape? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,483 #17 November 16, 2010 Well, I think we oughta all dress up as a bunch of Gay Pride marchers and flamboyantly wave our arms hollering, " oooohhh Frisk me, FRISK ME!!!!"Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #18 November 16, 2010 I had that same thought. Even though I am quite straight, I would probably moan and carry on while being frisked just to mess with the person. If they want to inconvenience me...I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 November 16, 2010 Quote I had that same thought. Even though I am quite straight, I would probably moan and carry on while being frisked just to mess with the person. If they want to inconvenience me... Do a "Harry Met Sally" restaurant scene right there as you are getting frisked.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #20 November 16, 2010 Quote Quote I had that same thought. Even though I am quite straight, I would probably moan and carry on while being frisked just to mess with the person. If they want to inconvenience me... Do a "Harry Met Sally" restaurant scene right there as you are getting frisked. For anyone that may have missd it..(fast forward to 1 minute) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nNhOH4Y0bI&feature=related Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #21 November 16, 2010 At the end, you announce loudly to everyone in line that this agent gives 'happy endings' with his frisks. One of my people pointed out that TSA is merely staying in line with the 'stimulus package'. We just misunderstood that the point was to stimulate the package.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #22 November 16, 2010 Quote Quote If there is anything I've found out in my life so far, it is that taunting people who weren't able to get any other jobs in "law enforcement" but low grade un-armed security with extremely low pay is not something that turns out well. Especially when they can completely ruin your day. I'm not sure why everyone keeps talking about how low their wages are... as opposed to police. Here's a snapshot of the average police, fire ambulance wages... http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Job=Police,_Fire,_or_Ambulance_Dispatcher/Hourly_Rate Here's the TSA Pay Grades... http://www.mahalo.com/answers/what-is-the-a-tsa-agents-starting-salary You showed pay-scale for dispatchers. Most Tier 2 or better departments in Texas, for instance, have starting pay about $40k a year, plus benefits.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,483 #23 November 16, 2010 Whoops!!! Mouse rolly wheel has a mind of its own. http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Industry=Police_Agency/Salary Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #24 November 16, 2010 Quote Quote Quote If there is anything I've found out in my life so far, it is that taunting people who weren't able to get any other jobs in "law enforcement" but low grade un-armed security with extremely low pay is not something that turns out well. Especially when they can completely ruin your day. I'm not sure why everyone keeps talking about how low their wages are... as opposed to police. Here's a snapshot of the average police, fire ambulance wages... http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Job=Police,_Fire,_or_Ambulance_Dispatcher/Hourly_Rate Here's the TSA Pay Grades... http://www.mahalo.com/answers/what-is-the-a-tsa-agents-starting-salary You showed pay-scale for dispatchers. Most Tier 2 or better departments in Texas, for instance, have starting pay about $40k a year, plus benefits. Dispatchers here in Dago earn every penny of that...not a second of rest for them, plus keeping a kool head! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #25 November 16, 2010 QuoteWhoops!!! Mouse rolly wheel has a mind of its own. http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Industry=Police_Agency/Salary Now, take into account larger cities, the ones that typically have the larger airports. Those officers and firemen in those towns are starting closer to $50k. Those TSA flunkies are still starting at $37k. How far does $37k a year get you in LA or Chicago?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
