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I have over 30,000 rounds ...B|


Damn

that does put a whole new perspective on shit load
"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
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I have over 30,000 rounds ...B|



That'll take care of a lot of zombies. Do you really expect to have to hold out against that many?


I'm looking more at killing dinner, for my family, but if Zombies makes you feel superior, then we'll say Zombies..:S

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I have over 30,000 rounds ...B|



...and I'm sure the weapons to use them...otherwise, worthless.
:D:P

Funny but true:
All us newbies were put on the night shift in Viet Nam.

2 weeks in-country. Base siren goes off.

Me: WTF is THAT?
NCOIC: The base is under attack!

Me: Shit! I didn't last 2 fucking weeks. >:(
NCOIC: Line up at the weapons locker!

Me: Oh great. At least I can take a few with me.
NCOIC: Here! Take this! (throws a large hunk of metal at me)

Me: (catching the large hunk of metal) WTF is THIS?
NCOIC: Get out in the bunker!

Me: WTF is THIS?
NCOIC: Get out in the bunker!
Me: Fuck you. (heading out to the sandbag bunker)

Me: (guts wrenching with fear)
It's pitch black out here and I can't see a damn thing!
(pulls out lighter).
Now, WTF IS this thing? Let's see...a large hunk of metal, 2 ammo boxes....Hmmmm. What's inside the boxes? (opens ammo box).

Hmmmm...bullets on a belt...must be a machine gun of some sort.

Can't figure out how to load the damn belt.

Maybe I could use it as a baseball bet to whack 'em as they come in (hefting large hunk of metal and taking a few practice swings.)

Maybe I could get the bullets out of the belt and tag a few with a good accuate throw from 20 feet.

Hey! What's this? A flap on top of the large hunk of metal that opens up! Hmmmmm...now what?

(base lights come back on, siren stops, all clear sounded, go back inside)

Me: (dropping everything and hauling ass to the latrine)

Me: (later) WTF asshole! Are you fucking crazy giving me a large hunk of metal and I don't know WTF it is??????
NCOIC: er.....er.....

Me: Fuck you! Next time give me an M16 asshole.


Turned out that that large hunk of metal was an M60. I had never touched one before. In those days, training was minimum to get the cannon fodder out into the field as quickly as possible. M14/M16 training and you were good to go.
Assholes.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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I also have about 300 rounds to guns I no longer have! :$



Depending on the rounds - they could be worth some food when the revolution happens.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I have over 30,000 rounds ...B|



That'll take care of a lot of zombies. Do you really expect to have to hold out against that many?


I'm looking more at killing dinner, for my family, but if Zombies makes you feel superior, then we'll say Zombies..:S


That's a whole lot of rabbit stew.

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I have over 30,000 rounds ...B|



That'll take care of a lot of zombies. Do you really expect to have to hold out against that many?


I'm looking more at killing dinner, for my family, but if Zombies makes you feel superior, then we'll say Zombies..:S


That's a whole lot of rabbit stew.


And protection from anyone that tries to steal my familes rabbit stew!;)

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I have over 30,000 rounds ...B|



That'll take care of a lot of zombies. Do you really expect to have to hold out against that many?


I'm looking more at killing dinner, for my family, but if Zombies makes you feel superior, then we'll say Zombies..:S


That's a whole lot of rabbit stew.


And protection from anyone that tries to steal my familes rabbit stew!;)


I see. And they'll get your rabbit stew when they pry the bowl from your cold, dead hands! ;)

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I have over 30,000 rounds ...B|



That'll take care of a lot of zombies. Do you really expect to have to hold out against that many?


I'm looking more at killing dinner, for my family, but if Zombies makes you feel superior, then we'll say Zombies..:S


That's a whole lot of rabbit stew.


And protection from anyone that tries to steal my familes rabbit stew!;)


I see. And they'll get your rabbit stew when they pry the bowl from your cold, dead hands! ;)


If in 30k rounds, the avoid all of those bullets, I'll just give them the stew.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Hi Pops,
I take you were Army?? Or Marines?? In Navy Boot in Sandyeggo 05DEC66-04MAR67 we only got one day at the range at Pendleton with the M-1. Did VietNam Cruise '68 on the USS Princeton LPH-5, V-6 Paraloft. 'Had 5" guns around the ship, whenever they fired one near my shop it knocked loose all the rust in the vent ducts and spewed down into my shop!! You guys shoulda called in the USS New Jersey!! Usedta' watch her punt 16" rounds in-country off Da Nang!! That's Gun action!! Woulda' been fun to have had more firearms training like you said.
SCR-2034, SCS-680

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Hi Pops,
I take you were Army?? Or Marines?? In Navy Boot in Sandyeggo 05DEC66-04MAR67 we only got one day at the range at Pendleton with the M-1. Did VietNam Cruise '68 on the USS Princeton LPH-5, V-6 Paraloft. 'Had 5" guns around the ship, whenever they fired one near my shop it knocked loose all the rust in the vent ducts and spewed down into my shop!! You guys shoulda called in the USS New Jersey!! Usedta' watch her punt 16" rounds in-country off Da Nang!! That's Gun action!! Woulda' been fun to have had more firearms training like you said.



My Brother was on the USS America.....My father Inlaw the Ranger..Chaplain William Patrick, he worked many ships, who knows you may have met him!

BTW, thank you guys for your service!

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Teh way I see things, it is much like the stone soup story...I will supply the meat...Our naighbborhood is very close...B| we woudl work together..



If they can dodge my aim 30K times - I'll just give them the stew.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I haven't counted, but I'm sure I have enough to fight my way to your house. B|

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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