Juan Williams Fired from NPR

[rehmwa 2]

depends on the flavor of the shit stirring (ok, not a tasteful way to phrase it)

if it causes me entertainment, then great. Skippy is still maturing in the role. Let's see if he can take up the level of his game (without the vitriol we see with other stirrers). If it stays sophomoric for much longer, I'll join you.



for the children

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

[wmw999 2,586]

Well, as long as we can agree on something




for the children, of course

Wendy P.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[Andy9o8 2]

I'm just trying to figure out why you say you'd give crack to children.

For the children, of course.

[rehmwa 2]

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I'm just trying to figure out why you say you'd give crack to children.

For the children, of course.

please, reading skills?

CrackERS - graham crackers and milk
just prior to nap time

and those old nasty paper straws they had in kindergarten - good for only one sip before they collapsed



And I wouldn't just "give" crackers to children. First, you need a budget review, and then a voter initiative every two years. Then a cross study on eating habits and why kids should get crackers. But we do need to understand the diversity of snack time and offer culture-neutral snacks produced from a green energy, preservative freerange processing and growing industries.

Now, after all that is done (along with the environmental impact statement protecting the wetlands and considers the recycling impact of the waste generated from milk (or your standard non-dairy hormone free drink substitute "Melk") cartons (reduced content, from recycled waste) and the cracker carton and wrappers (ditto).

We need to then assess the caloric needs of the children and decide on whether to make then eat a snack or leave it up to the parents to decide if their own kids get a snack (yeah, right. parent can't decide that, only the board).

Finally, is there any local snack company that would benefit a green industry goal by using them rather than just going with less costly crackers from the "Big Cracker" industry that has the legislature in their pockets as well as the teacher's union.

At that point - we can go forward with the voter initiative - build signs for yards and put it in an off year so only teachers really show up and vote. Now, the initiative needs to be over requested in order to ensure signs are paid for, contributions to political campaigns are met, and the poll officials are bribed accordingly. The wording of the ballet needs to be uncomfortable and the ballots should be premarked for approval ("Yes - voter initiative to not declined aid to starving children isn't not right for gosh sakes - god bless america" box is checked vs. the "I hate babies" box)

And you wonder why hungry kids waiting for a snack turn to drugs.

We HAVE to think of the children. PLEASE

Edit: the best part of this. Likely the K-teacher just brings in snacks anyway - then gets fired for not following health codes, but if the initiative is passed, then the superintendant of schools gets a nice new swimming pool.

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

[skipbelt 0]

sophomoric , that might be as good as it gets , i LOVE futuredivot's sig line. no one should ever have to guess where i'm coming from or where i'm going . i shall do my best to NEVER hide an agenda !

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I'm just trying to figure out why you say you'd give crack to children.

For the children, of course.

I'm trying to figure out why Wendy would agree, if that were the case.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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CrackERS - graham crackers and milk
just prior to nap time

and those old nasty paper straws they had in kindergarten - good for only one sip before they collapsed

I can't tell you what I had for breakfast but that's Bill Cosby...mid 60's. "Why is there air" I believe.

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CrackERS - graham crackers and milk
just prior to nap time

and those old nasty paper straws they had in kindergarten - good for only one sip before they collapsed

I can't tell you what I had for breakfast but that's Bill Cosby...mid 60's. "Why is there air" I believe.

YES!! - I have 4 of his old records from that timeframe - probably collector's items by now. "Kindergarten" was a great skit.

Edit: "I wanna candy bar", but what do they give you? a nasty old brown dried up stick in your throat GRAHAM CRACKER

and sitting on the radiator is a carton of milk

don't forget "idiot mittens"

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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CrackERS - graham crackers and milk
just prior to nap time

and those old nasty paper straws they had in kindergarten - good for only one sip before they collapsed

I can't tell you what I had for breakfast but that's Bill Cosby...mid 60's. "Why is there air" I believe.

YES!! - I have 4 of his old records from that timeframe - probably collector's items by now. "Kindergarten" was a great skit.

Edit: "I wanna candy bar", but what do they give you? a nasty old brown dried up stick in your throat GRAHAM CRACKER

and sitting on the radiator is a carton of milk

don't forget "idiot mittens"

And the "grade triple z paper with wood chunks still in it