Just love those Talk show hosts . . .

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. . . because comedy is rooted heavily in reality, that is what makes it funny.
THE STAND-UP COMEDIANS, MORE THAN ANY OTHER GROUP, HAVE THEIR FINGERS IN THE WIND ACCURATELY DETECTING WHICH WAY IT IS BLOWING.

You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. -- Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask . -- Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -- Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. -- Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -- David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! -- Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. -- Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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This thread has been brought to you by Last March, Miss Attribution, Copy & Paste and of course, Turtle.

A day without Turtle, is a like a day without Copy & Paste.

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This thread has been brought to you by Last March, Miss Attribution, Copy & Paste and of course, Turtle.

And by the word Condescending.

Ya know, most of us can glance and see if something is original or shared. If it's causing you issues I'm sure there are some great programs in your area to help you out.

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

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If it's causing you issues . . .

Only boredom through repetition.

Once I've seen a "joke" more than a few times, I really don't need to see it again. Unfortunately, some people, Turtle in particular, like to copy & paste them over and over. So, on one level it's simply boring.

If Turtle could bring something new, relevant and most of all original to the table, it might be a bit more interesting, but recycled "jokes" he finds on the internet certainly aren't.

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If it's causing you issues . . .

Only boredom through repetition.

Once I've seen a "joke" more than a few times, I really don't need to see it again. Unfortunately, some people, Turtle in particular, like to copy & paste them over and over. So, on one level it's simply boring.

If Turtle could bring something new, relevant and most of all original to the table, it might be a bit more interesting, but recycled "jokes" he finds on the internet certainly aren't.

The fact that you feel the undying addiction to searching the internet for material to bash the thread as "unoriginal" as opposed to content is just a another way of saying, "I have nothing to say that can logically oppose his stance, so I will condemn the fact that he copies and pastes."

By your logic, the function should not even exist. Well, unless you want to exclude all the news and stories and other BS you copy and paste.

This onesided and insignificant battle that your holiness has endevored to wage upon me is not only pointless. It is as I mentioned earlier. nothing more than petty.

But, hey . . . if it strokes your motor - have fun.

ETA: Show me where on this website that the material has been posted before. Can you do that? I didn't think so. It might be more adventageous to your self imposed war on C&P to search the website you are trying to protect from such injustice first.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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This onesided and insignificant battle that your holiness has endevored to wage upon me . . .

Paranoid much? Persecution complex much?

No, it's not just you. I also rail against others who copy and paste old "jokes" they find on the internet. I did it just the other day in Bonfire and you gave me your predictable ration of shit for it, or don't you remember?

Old "jokes" aren't funny.
Old "news" isn't news.

Stuff people copy and paste without adding meaningful commentary or raising questions about it is just stupid. It's not a discussion; it's simply copy and paste.

I would LOVE nothing more than to have an actual discussion with you. I really would. But you copying and pasting stuff isn't a discussion.

You might as well be copying and pasting "jokes" about the Teapot Dome Scandal for all the relevance you're bringing.

For the love of god man, YOU must have something worthwhile YOU want to say rather than just the pointless rehash of drivel you copy and paste.

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Stuff people copy and paste without adding meaningful commentary or raising questions about it is just stupid. It's not a discussion; it's simply copy and paste.
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I see. And that the stars above that we have you to tell us all, with your omnipotent wisdom, what meaningful is.

What I copy and paste is meaningful in a way that added commentary would detract from it.

I am truly sorry that your mind doesn't see past your bias.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I am truly sorry that your mind doesn't see past your bias.

My "bias" doesn't enter into it.

For the love . . . if you could just add some original content.

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This thread has been brought to you by Last March, Miss Attribution, Copy & Paste and of course, Turtle.

A day without Turtle, is a like a day without Copy & Paste.

Are you jealous he posted it first?

I think it is a funny post and it does have meaning to it. It is meant to make other laugh.

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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Are you jealous he posted it first?

I don't know if you've ever noticed, but I don't copy and paste jokes.

I can write my own.

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it's only recently comics quit giving obuma a pass , now the annointed one can join us mere mortals !

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it's only recently comics quit giving obuma a pass , now the annointed one can join us mere mortals !

If by "recently" you mean at least 6 months ago.

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Are you jealous he posted it first?

I don't know if you've ever noticed, but I don't copy and paste jokes.

I can write my own.

Okay, lets hear your best political jokes.

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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I can write my own.

Kudos to anyone that can write jokes. I always hear awesome jokes at the dz and think "that's so awesome why didn't I think of that??!"

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An old writing sample of mine.

edited to add . . .
With the cover page and contact info ripped off. I sure as hell don't need that floating around dz.com.

Old? Admittedly, yes, because it's so old I can safely release this without fear of being ripped off.

I think some people might be surprised to read which side I took in this too. OMG! I can write for both sides!

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No

You do not have any bias




Good one dude

Good one

I wish you could post an original bitch

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

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I wish you could post an original bitch

I can't post her, she's currently on the Tea Party Express.

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If it's causing you issues . . .

Only boredom through repetition.

Once I've seen a "joke" more than a few times, I really don't need to see it again. Unfortunately, some people, Turtle in particular, like to copy & paste them over and over. So, on one level it's simply boring.

If Turtle could bring something new, relevant and most of all original to the table, it might be a bit more interesting, but recycled "jokes" he finds on the internet certainly aren't.

What's interesting about your post is the apparent need to raise the issue in the first place.

Your flame posts here lead one to suspect a deep-rooted problem that only a psychiatrist could resolve.

You need to ban yourself for the PA.

BTW...I enjoyed your Palin interview pdf.


Glad you got it in before the banning.

Oh...wait....what????

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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I wish you could post an original bitch

I can't post her, she's currently on the Tea Party Express.

Spoken like the true original copy n paste natzi

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

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You should take the advice you have given to others on several occasions. Such as: You don't have to post in the thread if you don't like the content. No one is forcing you to comment on the material in the thread. If you don't like it, move along.

Of course this will not happen because your ego and bias get in the way to often.

(and lets not forget about the copy and paste you did about Sarah Palin that was not true )




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"1981 to 1988 is 7 years"-Kallend (oops, it's actually 8 years Kallend)

The decade of the 80's was from 1980 to 1989. 10 years. If you remove 1980 and 1989 you have 1981 to 1988. 8 years.

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I am truly sorry that your mind doesn't see past your bias.

My "bias" doesn't enter into it.

For the love . . . if you could just add some original content.

Sure - as soon as you do when I copy and paste.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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You should take the advice you have given to others on several occasions. Such as: You don't have to post in the thread if you don't like the content. No one is forcing you to comment on the material in the thread. If you don't like it, move along.

Of course this will not happen because your ego and bias get in the way to often.

(and lets not forget about the copy and paste you did about Sarah Palin that was not true )

You mean the restaurant one?

Why do you think he has an issue?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun