billvon 3,132 #26 October 9, 2010 >Treat them the exact same way government treats people. >When they come and demand the device back, tell em "I'm sorry, your \ >tracking device has been confiscated." If you really want to treat them the way the government treats people, I think it would go more like this: "Well, sure, you can apply to get the device back. Just file a form 227/b for re-requisition of government equipment. You'll need a Title 27 indicating your ownership of the equipment, FOIA cover sheet showing the fund it came from, and a copy of your latest tax return. Your wife's too, unless you've filed a 'Notice of Non-Support' as of July 7, 2007. Then I'll need an environmental impact statement showing the potential effects of disposal, especially the battery. Once you send all that in, we will review your request within 180 days. If your request is denied, we'll notify you within 90 days, at which point you can file a Request for Reconsideration provided it's signed by a licensed spy." (Of course, in practicality, a lawyer is all much better at this than we are; no one is better at gumming up the works.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lurch 0 #27 October 10, 2010 I just got oneupped with STYLE. Epic, Bill. Thats exactly the effect I'd be going for. Laughing my ass off. Flawless governmentspeak. Normally I don't consider it polite or ethical to derive pleasure from the frustration of others. But for these arrogant pricks, I'd make an exception. -BLive and learn... or die, and teach by example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #28 October 10, 2010 QuoteJust file a form 227/b "I don't happen to have a copy of two two seven stroke bee on me at the moment." [/Brazil] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #29 October 10, 2010 QuoteQuoteHow big are your shoes? LOL How big do you think a GPS receiver and cellular phone transmitter are? Did you look at the picture in the link?When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #30 October 10, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Your attitude has been noted. Just because you are not paranoid.... it does not mean they are not watching you Pretty soon all of those people forced into the military for mandatory service will have to have one of these on as an ankle bracelet or under their cars too. Maybe you start need to checking under your bed too... for the black panthers..muslims ....FBI.. and everyone else who is out to get you When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 210 #31 October 10, 2010 You guys don't read far enough... QuoteMazher Khan, owner of Ali's Auto Care, had no idea what it was but he agreed to yank it out. Afifi left with the device and drove home. That seals it. TerroristPlease don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pirana 0 #32 October 13, 2010 QuoteQuoteHow big are your shoes? LOL How big do you think a GPS receiver and cellular phone transmitter are? No shit. I mean, if Control could do it back in the 60's, doing it now has got to be so easy. You probably don't even need to swing the heel open to make a call anymore." . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skipbelt 0 #33 October 13, 2010 yeah , the old phone in the shoe trick . but what about KAOS ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
