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The cleaning crew was here today

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I had my cleaning lady and her SO here today to give the house a really good cleaning and to rearrange the furniture in my part of the house as well as the living room and common areas. We cleaned out all the closets and did a deep cleaning throughout the house. I made sure they cleaned under the bed to get any dust bunnies and hairballs from the cats and dogs.

I am also happy to report that we found no muslims, illegal aliens or black panthers under the bed or in the closets. I highly recommend all the "conservative" posters here to hire a professional cleaning service and go thru the same process so they can sleep better at night and give their blood pressure a chance to fall to survivable levels. Please be sure to check that the people you hire are here legally... you dont want anyone sneaking their buddies in.. and hiding them under your bed now.

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Did you get all the bed bugs?



No need... I do not frequent the kinds of places you do where you find things like that.:ph34r::ph34r:


you assert !


I affirm.

It is pretty easy to avoid such little creatures with even a modicum of cleanliness:S:S

Other peoples milage does seem to vary:S:S:S

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Did you get all the bed bugs?


No need... I do not frequent the kinds of places you do where you find things like that.:ph34r::ph34r:

you assert !

I affirm.
It is pretty easy to avoid such little creatures with even a modicum of cleanliness:S:S
Other peoples milage does seem to vary:S:S:S

by affirm do you mean swear ?

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big bedbug boom on big island of NYC , either of you been there recently ?




Well then get them out of your place there in NY.... Andy and I are on the BIG Ocean coast..... must suck to be you guys if you can't live without the vermin back there.

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I had my cleaning lady and her SO here today



OK, so as the Prime Contractor; did you have the subcontractor use e-verify to ensure the sub of a sub was in compliance with with FAR 1.108(d)? :o
Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

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I had my cleaning lady and her SO here today



OK, so as the Prime Contractor; did you have the subcontractor use e-verify to ensure the sub of a sub was in compliance with with FAR 1.108(d)? :o



Considering their ethnicity.... being caucasian and native american... I am thinking they have a lot more right to work in this country than a whole bunch of people that contractors down there in that part of the country hire.

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I see. So, you used a "profiling" methodology. ;)



Hey they have a service... I am paying them to do things I find it hard to do since I am old and decrepit. She cleans the house, he does the yard work and moves stuff when I need to move stuff around. Its their business..and I like supporting local business people who are willing to work.

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since I am old and decrepit.



Well since Oklahoma passed the "Arizona" immigration law in 2007; it's been hard to find them kind of folks. What do they charge and are they willing to travel? :D
Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

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since I am old and decrepit.



Well since Oklahoma passed the "Arizona" immigration law in 2007; it's been hard to find them kind of folks. What do they charge and are they willing to travel? :D



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Actually they work pretty cheap... but I dont think they would be travelling to Okielahoma anytime soon.

One of the perks they get is we fix their computers for them when they click on stupid facebook shit etc etc... I got to the point that I just backed up their stuff to an external... and when they get the porn site viri.. I just reinstall an image back to their drive:ph34r:

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I see. So, you used a "profiling" methodology. ;)


Hey they have a service... I am paying them to do things I find it hard to do since I am old and decrepit. She cleans the house, he does the yard work and moves stuff when I need to move stuff around. Its their business..and I like supporting local business people who are willing to work.

be ready for a big surprise when uncle sam reaches for your wallet . their compensation won't seem so reasonable then. unless it's off the books and thus an illegal transaction , then carry on. funny how the 1st illegal act precipitates others !

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I see. So, you used a "profiling" methodology. ;)



Hey they have a service... I am paying them to do things I find it hard to do since I am old and decrepit. She cleans the house, he does the yard work and moves stuff when I need to move stuff around. Its their business..and I like supporting local business people who are willing to work.


be ready for a big surprise when uncle sam reaches for your wallet . their compensation won't seem so reasonable then. unless it's off the books and thus an illegal transaction , then carry on. funny how the 1st illegal act precipitates others !


Do you file a 1099 when the exterminator comes to your house to spray those bedbugs??

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I see. So, you used a "profiling" methodology. ;)


Hey they have a service... I am paying them to do things I find it hard to do since I am old and decrepit. She cleans the house, he does the yard work and moves stuff when I need to move stuff around. Its their business..and I like supporting local business people who are willing to work.

be ready for a big surprise when uncle sam reaches for your wallet . their compensation won't seem so reasonable then. unless it's off the books and thus an illegal transaction , then carry on. funny how the 1st illegal act precipitates others !

Do you file a 1099 when the exterminator comes to your house to spray those bedbugs??

i must compliment your reparte , an excellent riposte!

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i must compliment your reparte



Amazon and I are going on the road when we retire in the near future as a form of political "Penn & Teller." You'll be able to tell us apart because she'll be standing to your left on the stage and I to your right... She will be using the "Penn" and I will "Teller."
Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

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i must compliment your reparte



Amazon and I are going on the road when we retire in the near future as a form of political "Penn & Teller." You'll be able to tell us apart because she'll be standing to your left on the stage and I to your right... She will be using the "Penn" and I will "Teller."


I'd buy a ticket to see that:)
"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

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